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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Mazar I Sharif

Straight outta the hash fields of Mazar-e Sharif, this resin

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Afghani Mazar I Sharif

Meet the strain that taught your couch what Stockholm Syndro

THC 14-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Mazar I Sharif

The strain that invented 'in-da-couch' before couches were c

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani Milk

Afghani Milk is the strain that looks like it fell face-firs

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Milk

Meet Afghani Milk, the strain that turns your living room in

THC 18-24%
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🪷 Old-School Hybrid

Afghani Nepali

Afghani Nepali is what happens when a couch-locking hashplan

THC 14-22%
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🗻 Heritage Hybrid

Afghani Nepali

This strain is what happens when two ancient mountain civili

THC 18-24%
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🤙 Old-School Mash-Up Hybrid

Afghani New Mexico Jamaican F1 Hybrid

Picture a desert-dwelling Afghan kush lord crashing a Jamaic

THC 15-25%
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🟢 50/50 Diplomatic Peace Treaty

Afghani New Mexico Jamaican F1 Hybrid

This strain is basically international cannabis diplomacy in

THC 18%
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🎭 1980s Time-Capsule Hybrid

Afghani New Mexico Nigerian F1 Hybrid

Imagine your cool uncle’s basement grow from 1989 got cryoge

THC 15-25%
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🔶 50/50 Hybrid

Afghani New Mexico Nigerian F1 Hybrid

This diplomatic love-child of Afghan couch-lock and Nigerian

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Old-School Mash-Up Hybrid

Afghani New Mexico Thai F1 Hybrid

A time-traveling lovechild from the era of Walkmans and actu

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Diplomatic Hybrid

Afghani New Mexico Thai F1 Hybrid

Imagine your grandma's Afghan hash had a one-night stand wit

THC 17%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani No1

Meet the strain that invented the phrase "in-da-couch." Afgh

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure-Loaf Indica

Afghani No1 By The Seed Bank

Meet the strain that invented Netflix-and-don’t-move. Afghan

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Noyes

Afghani Noyes is what happens when breeders take a 1970s has

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Noyes

Afghani Noyes is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Afghani OG

Afghani OG is what happens when a Hindu Kush hashplant and C

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani OG

Meet the strain that invented the term “horizontal life paus

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Afghani Orange

Imagine someone dipped a brick of Afghani hash in orange zes

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Afghani Orange

Imagine if your grandma's Afghan hash had a torrid affair wi

THC 25%
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🌄 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Afghani Peshawar

This isn’t your couch-locking Afghani grandpa. Afghani Pesha

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Afghani Peshawar

Meet the strain that’s basically Indiana Jones in plant form

THC 18%
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⚖️ Afghan-Inspired Hybrid

Afghani Shit Show

Red Scare Seed Co. basically took an old-school Afghan brick

THC 15-20%
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🟤 Balanced Hybrid

Afghani Shit Show

Meet the strain that sounds like your ex’s family reunion bu

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Afghani Skunk

Meet the genetic love-child of a Himalayan hash bar and a 19

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica Time Machine

Afghani Special

Meet Afghani Special—the strain that makes your couch feel l

THC 18%
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🧹 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Afghani Street Sweeper

Imagine if a hash brick put on a neon vest and started power

THC 25%
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🧹 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Afghani Street Sweeper

SnowHigh Seeds took old-school Afghani genetics and gave the

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Afghani Wonder

Afghani Wonder is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15-20%
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🟤 85% Indica, 15% Swiss Over-Engineering

Afghani Wonder

BlueHemp Switzerland spent half a decade and 150 breeding tr

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani/Black Domina Hybrid

Meet the strain that makes your grandma’s Afghan hash look l

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Mostly-Sativa Time Machine

Afghani/Nepali-Northern Mexico Hybrid

Picture a Nepalese monk, a Mexican luchador, and an Afghan h

THC 18-24%
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🫐 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Afghaniberry

TH Seeds basically told an old-school hash plant to get a su

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Afghaniberry

Imagine your Afghan grandpa crash-landed into a berry smooth

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Afghaniblack Domina Hybrid

This love-child of Afghani landrace and Black Domina is basi

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghanibubbleberry

Imagine your grandma’s Afghani hash stash got frisky with a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Afghanica

Afghanica is what happens when centuries of hash-making monk

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Afghanica

Meet the strain that puts the 'stan' in Afghanistan—Afghanic

THC 22%
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🟣 80-90% Indica Hybrid

Afghanica AKA Kabul Baba

Meet the strain that never left the 90s—Afghanica AKA Kabul

THC 18%
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💀 Pure Indica

Afghanica AKA Kabul Baba

Meet your new bedtime bully: Afghanica AKA Kabul Baba, the s

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghanimal

Afghanimal is the strain that asks, “What if a hash brick an

THC 22%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghanimal

Meet Afghanimal—the strain that turns your couch into quicks

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Old-School Sativa Time Machine

Afghaninepali Kerala Hybrid

Imagine your dad’s vinyl collection grew legs and decided to

THC 18-24%
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🟢 70% Sativa Globe-Trotter

Afghaninepali Kerala Hybrid

This strain’s family tree has more stamps than a narc’s evid

THC 18-22%
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🌎 Continental Breakfast Hybrid

Afghaninepali Northern Mexico Hybrid

Meet the strain that couldn’t pick a passport, so it got thr

THC 22%
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🟤 Old-School Resin Machine

Afghanistan Hashplant

Meet the strain that’s basically a time machine to 1970s Kab

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghanistan Hashplant

Meet the strain that invented the phrase “in-da-couch.” Afgh

THC 18%

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