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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Auto Hybrid

Afghan Pearl CBD Automatic

Meet the strain that gets you less high than your office cof

THC 7-8%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Afghan Poison

Afghan Poison is the strain that politely asks your brain to

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica Naptime

Afghan Poison

Afghan Poison is what happens when Rare Dankness decides you

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Poison Cream

Pure Michigan Genetics basically weaponized naps with this o

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan Posion Cream

Afghan Posion Cream sounds like a rejected Ben & Jerry's fla

THC 15-25%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Afghan Princess

Meet Afghan Princess: the strain that treats your living roo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica Royalty

Afghan Princess

Meet Afghan Princess—the strain that treats your nervous sys

THC 16%
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⚖️ Hash-Tech Fruit Hybrid

Afghan Punch

Afghan Punch is the botanical equivalent of a mullet haircut

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Afghan Punch

Afghan Punch hits you like a velvet sledgehammer: first you’

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica

Afghan Purple Kush

A gentle indica that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 9%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Afghan Purple Kush

Afghan Purple Kush is the strain that convinced your conserv

THC 20%
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🚂 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Afghan Rails

Imagine if a grizzled Afghan warlord and a California surfer

THC 15-25%
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🚂 Pure Sativa Locomotive

Afghan Rails

Imagine your grandpa's heirloom Afghani hash got a Silicon V

THC 20%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Road Trip

Like taking a magic carpet ride except the carpet is your so

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghan Road Trip

The cannabis equivalent of booking a one-way ticket to Kabul

THC 15-25%
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🌹 Hybrid

Afghan Rose Tea

Imagine if a Victorian tea party crashed into a Kabul hash d

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Shadow

Afghan Shadow is what happens when old-school hash smugglers

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Afghan Shadow

Afghan Shadow is basically the cannabis equivalent of being

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Skunk

Meet the strain that’s basically hash’s grumpy uncle who mar

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghan Skunk

The love child of Hindu Kush and '80s Skunk—basically the ca

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Afghan Skunk

Afghan Skunk is what happens when a mountain hash-plant and

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Skunk

Meet the strain that smells like a sock drawer full of cedar

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Old-School Couch-Lock

Afghan Skunk

Meet the strain that taught your parents what "dank" means:

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Afghan Sour Kush

Afghan Sour Kush is what happens when a Himalayan hermaphro-

THC 15-20%
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🟤 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Afghan Sour Kush

Imagine a stoic Afghan warlord who just sucked a lemon—this

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Storm Auto

Afghan Storm Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted b

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Storm Auto

The strain that proves Mother Nature has a snooze button. Af

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Afghan Unicorn

Afghan Unicorn is what happens when a Pacific Northwest bree

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Unicorn

Afghan Unicorn sounds like a sparkly pony but hits like a tr

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan United

Meet the strain that treats insomnia like a competitive spor

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch GPS)

Afghan United

Afghan United is what happens when old-school Afghani hash p

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Afghan United

Meet Afghan United: the strain that turns your living room i

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Afghana

Meet Afghana, the strain that treats your nervous system lik

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghana

Meet Afghana—the strain that turns functional adults into de

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghanchitral

Afghanchitral is what happens when Afghanistan and Pakistan

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Afghanchitral

Meet Afghanchitral, the strain that makes your couch look li

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghangbang

Afghangbang is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghangbang

Meet Afghangbang—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani

Meet your new bedtime bully: Afghani, the 18% THC granddaddy

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani

Meet the OG narcoleptic nugget: Afghani, a 22% THC time-mach

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani

Meet the strain that taught every other indica what "body me

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani

Afghani is the granddaddy of all couch-lock legends, a pure

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Old-School Couchlock OG

Afghani #1

Meet the strain that taught your dad what "dank" meant befor

THC 16-21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani #1

Meet the strain that taught your sofa what loyalty looks lik

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afghani #1 Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—if that dinner

THC 20%
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🟣 Heritage Indica in Denial

Afghani #1 by Pukka Seeds

Straight from the Hindu Kush mountains where Wi-Fi is option

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Afghani #1 IBL

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket with an attitu

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani #1 IBL

Meet the strain that started the whole 'indica = in-da-couch

THC 18-20%

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