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⚫ Pure Indica Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Kush Autoflowering

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that grows its

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Kush Autoflowering

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that smok

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Kush By Bulk Seeds

Afghan Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hash Monster

Afghan Kush by Dopamine Seeds

Meet the strain that’s basically a time machine to 1973, but

THC 20-26%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Hybrid

Afghan Kush by Dr. Blaze

This isn’t your yoga instructor’s "mindful hybrid"—Afghan Ku

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Kush by Fatbush Seeds

Meet the strain that turned hippies into horizontal philosop

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Afghan Kush By Semyanich

Meet the strain that backpacked out of the Hindu Kush with m

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Pure Indica Fossil

Afghan Kush by White Label

This is the strain that invented couch-lock before couches w

THC 15-22%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghan Kush by Zativo

Born in the Hindu Kush mountains where Wi-Fi is still a myth

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Couchlock Lite

Afghan Kush CBD

Imagine your grandpa’s hash stash went to therapy and came b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Afghan Kush CBD

The strain that turns your living room into a Himalayan chil

THC 3-7%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan Kush Early Harvest

The strain that looked at a calendar and said "nah, I’m good

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap

Afghan Kush Early Harvest

This is what happens when mountain hash farmers decide to ha

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Kush Ryder

The cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couch. Afghan Kush

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Afghan Kush Special

Meet the strain that makes modern dessert hybrids look like

THC 16%
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⚫ Nighttime Nuke

Afghan Kush x Black Domina

This indica freight train mashes Afghanistan’s hash-making c

THC 24-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Kush x Skunk

This is what happens when ancient Afghan hash makers and 197

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Kush x White Widow

Imagine if a Himalayan hash bar and a 90s Amsterdam coffee s

THC 15%
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🔮 Old-School Couch-Lock OG

Afghan Kush x White Widow

The World of Seeds basically duct-taped two legends together

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Afghan Legacy

Afghan Legacy is what happens when 3,000 years of mountain s

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Legacy

Meet the strain that invented the phrase “I’ll just sit here

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Afghan Lemon

ACE Seeds took the same genetics used for black-market hash

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Afghan Lemon

Afghan Lemon is what happens when a mountain hash plant does

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Old-School Indica with a Citrus Plot Twist

Afghan Lemon

Imagine your grandpa’s Afghani hash took a gap year in Flori

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Old-School Indica That Still Slaps

Afghan Lemon

Imagine your grandpa’s Afghan hash had a torrid affair with

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Mama Hybrid

Afghan Mama

Think of Afghan Mama as the strain equivalent of your mom pa

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Afghan Mango

Afghan Mango is what happens when a 1970s hash smuggler drop

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Mango

Afghan Mango

Afghan Mango is what happens when a centuries-old landrace g

THC 18-19%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Couch Cushion

Afghan Maple CBD

Imagine your grandma’s Afghan hash plant went to therapy, sw

THC 8-16%
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🔴 Pure Indica Nap-Time Nuke

Afghan Markaz Baboos Selection #10

This isn’t your dealer’s basement weed—it’s 500 years of Afg

THC 18%
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🟢 Actually-a-Sativa Landrace

Afghan Markaz Baboos Selection 10

Like finding a flip-phone at a 5G convention—Afghan Markaz B

THC 15-25%
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🔳 Desert-Bred Hashplant Hybrid

Afghan Maruf Black

Straight outta the Maruf district where water is a rumor and

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Maruf Red

Ace Seeds resurrected the hash-smuggling grandpa of indicas

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Couch Magnet

Afghan Mass

Meet the strain that turns your living room into Kandahar—Af

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Mass

Afghan Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Auto Indica

Afghan Mazar Auto

Afghan Mazar Auto is what happens when you let a 1,000-year-

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Autoflowering Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Mazar Auto

Afghan Mazar Auto is basically your great-grandfather's blac

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Moon

Afghan Moon is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-28%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghan Mother

Meet the OG MILF of cannabis: Afghan Mother. This pure indic

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Royalty)

Afghan Mother

Meet Afghan Mother—Paul N Chuck’s love letter to the Hindu K

THC 18%
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🧱 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Nawa

Afghan Nawa is what happens when a landrace decides to skip

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan OG

AKA "The Sandman’s Ambien," Afghan OG is a straight-up indic

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan OG by Zamnesia

Meet the strain that ate your homework and then took a three

THC 17-23%
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🔵 Pure Couchlock Indica

Afghan Original

Meet the strain that invented "I swear I'll do the dishes af

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Full-Blooded Indica

Afghan Original

The strain that invented couchlock. Afghan Original is basic

THC 20-25%
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🍑 50/50 Hybrid

Afghan Peach

Afghan Peach is what happens when a grizzled Afghan hash war

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica (but thinks it's a hybrid)

Afghan Peach

Afghan Peach is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 24%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Auto Hybrid

Afghan Pearl CBD Automatic

Meet the strain for when you want to feel ‘a little somethin

THC 8%

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