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🔵 Old-School Indica Night-Capper

Affengeil

Named after the German slang for “crazy awesome,” Affengeil

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Affengeil

LazyBoy Seeds named this one “monkey-cool” because it makes

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Vintage Couch-Lock Indica

Affgooey

Meet Affgooey, the sticky-icky time machine that'll transpor

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Affie Bubba

Meet Affie Bubba, the strain that genetically can't pick a l

THC 20%
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⚪ Hybrid (but really 🟣)

Affie Bubba by The Blazing Pistileros

Affie Bubba is what happens when Afghan hash-heads and Bubba

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock on a Leash

Affie Dogwalker

Imagine your grandpa’s Afghani hash brick went on a hike in

THC 26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Affie Dogwalker

Green Bodhi's overachieving love-child that can't decide if

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Affie OG

Imagine the Taliban and a Venice Beach rapper had a love chi

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Affie OG

Green Bodhi’s Affie OG is the strain equivalent of a weighte

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Affie Taffie

Imagine Afghan hash got drunk at a candy store and woke up w

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Affie Taffie

Affie Taffie is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ love letter to people

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Affiedaze

Affiedaze is the strain that turns your to-do list into a to

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Affiedaze by Real Gorilla Seeds

Affiedaze is the cannabis equivalent of a weatherproof anora

THC 15-25%
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☕️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Affogato

Affogato is the strain for people who want their weed to tas

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Affogato

Imagine your barista accidentally dumped a shot of espresso

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Affytaffy

Affytaffy is Savage Seed Collective’s love letter to anyone

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Affytaffy

Affytaffy is the strain equivalent of that friend who brings

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Afg

Meet Afg—the strain that turns your to-do list into a not-go

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

AFG 7 by Hash Hands

AFG 7 is what happens when a boutique breeder locks an old-s

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Afgan Kush

This isn’t your backpacking-through-Kabul souvenir; it’s the

THC 17%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Afgan Kush Special

The strain equivalent of that one friend who shows up in soc

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afgan Kush X Black Domina

Imagine being hugged by a weighted blanket made of cement. T

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Afgan Kush X Skunk

Imagine your great-uncle’s hash stash had a one-night stand

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afgan Kush X Yumbolt

Classic Hindu Kush muscle meets Humboldt berry charm in one

THC 12-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afgan Kush X Yumbolt

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel like a personal atta

THC 18-23%
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🟤 Hashplant Hybrid

Afgani #1 Kal X

Bluenose Seed Bank took the classic Afghani couch-lock expre

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afgani #1 Kal X

Meet the strain that started as an Afghan landrace and ended

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Afgani Skunk

Think your dad's Afghan hash had a one-night stand with a sk

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Afgani Skunk

Imagine your Afghan grandpa and a skunk had a lovechild that

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghaan

Meet Afghaan, the strain that treats your nervous system lik

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghaan

Meet Afghaan, the strain that makes your couch feel like a T

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure-Indica Time Machine

Afghaan 90

Meet Afghaan 90—a resin-dripping, nostalgia-bomb straight ou

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghaan Dream

Afghaan Dream is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 25-30%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghaan Dream

Meet Afghaan Dream, the strain that turns "I'll just smoke a

THC 15%
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🛸 Sativa in a Fake Mustache

AfghAlien

AfghAlien is the cosmic prank where Sunleaf Seed Co. told an

THC 15-25%
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👽 Pure Indica Space Rock

AfghAlien

AfghAlien is what happens when traditional Afghani landraces

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghan

Meet Afghan, the cannabis equivalent of your granddad's favo

THC 14-20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan

Meet the strain that taught the world how to sit down and sh

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Lock's Lock)

Afghan

Straight outta the Hindu Kush like it’s headlining Coachella

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan #1 X Sour Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel got drunk on hash and married a sturdy A

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan 1

Meet Afghan 1: the strain that taught your modern dessert te

THC 16-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Afghan 1 X Black Afghan F2

AK Bean Brains took two Afghani family trees, married them a

THC 17-23%
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🔮 Pure Couchlock Indica

Afghan 1 X Black Afghan F2

AK Bean Brains took two Afghani legends, locked them in a be

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Afghan Abusive

Meet the strain that took 'Afghan' and 'Abusive' literally—t

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghan Abusive

Meet Afghan Abusive—the strain that treats your brain like a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Auto

Afghan Auto is basically the cannabis equivalent of a weight

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Auto

Afghan Auto is what happens when you cross ancient mountain

THC 16-22%
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🟢 Auto-flowering Sativa

Afghan Auto

Afghan Auto is Ganja Farmer Seeds’ mic-drop to anyone who th

THC 20%

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