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🍰 Indica-leaning Dessert Hybrid

Afghan Baked Cheesecake

Imagine a squat Afghan powerhouse got drunk at The Cheesecak

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Indica-Leanin' Hybrid

Afghan Baked Cheesecake

Imagine your bubbe's cheesecake took a gap year in Afghanist

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Afghan Big Bud

Meet the strain that grows colas the size of soda cans and a

THC 14-20%
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🍪 Hybrid with a Couch-Lock Crust

Afghan Biscuits

Imagine dunking a cookie in hash oil and then getting hugged

THC 18-26%
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🔶 Heritage Hybrid

Afghan Biscuits

Afghan Biscuits is what happens when a Thai sativa and an Af

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couchlock Classic

Afghan Blue

Afghan Blue is what happens when a grizzled Afghan war vet o

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Afghan Blue

Meet Afghan Blue: the strain that looks like it just crawled

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan by Positronics

Meet Afghan—the strain that taught your grandpa how to chill

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Heritage Indica in a Modern Suit

Afghan by Spliff Seeds

Meet the great-granddaddy of couch-lock: Afghan by Spliff Se

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Afghan Cherries

Imagine your grandma’s black-cherry lozenges grew dreadlocks

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Cherries

Afghan Cherries is what happens when old-school Afghan landr

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Cookies

Imagine if a Himalayan hash bar hooked up with a Bay Area ba

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan Cow

Picture a Holstein on Red Bull—that’s Afghan Cow. Dr. Krippl

THC 18-24%
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🐄 Pure Sativa

Afghan Cow

Afghan Cow is the bovine-branded sativa that promises pastor

THC 18%
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🟣 Heritage-Indica Hybrid

Afghan Daman Selection #8

This isn't your cousin's boutique cross—it's the cannabis eq

THC 18%
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🔳 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Daman Selection 8

Straight outta Daman District like it’s auditioning for a ra

THC 16-23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Delight

Meet Afghan Delight—the strain that asks, “Why stand when yo

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Delight

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a lullaby su

THC 16%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Especial

Meet Afghan Especial, the strain that makes your body feel l

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Afghan Especial

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like a warlord's

THC 18%
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⏱️ Indica Autoflower

Afghan Express

Afghan Express is what happens when a landrace hash plant di

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Express

Afghan Express is what happens when breeders decide sedative

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Afghan Face Off

Meet Afghan Face Off, the strain that picks you up just to d

THC 20%
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👻 Couch-Lock OG

Afghan Ghost

Afghan Ghost is what happens when a Himalayan hash brick get

THC 18-20%
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💤 Pure Indica

Afghan Ghost

Afghan Ghost is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%
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🦍 Resin-Soaked Hybrid

Afghan Gorilla

Afghan Gorilla is what happens when a grizzled Hindu Kush gr

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afghan Gorilla

Meet the strain that sounds like it should be swinging from

THC 18-24%
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⚫️ Hash-Plant Hybrid

Afghan Grease

Afghan Grease is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghan H.A.

Afghan H.A. is Rare Dankness' love letter to old-school hash

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Hammer

Afghan Hammer is what happens when Tiki Seedbank lets an anc

THC 15-25%
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🔨 Pure Indica

Afghan Hammer

Meet Afghan Hammer, the strain that makes your couch look li

THC 18%
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⚫ Old-School Resin Tank

Afghan Hash Plant

Grew up in Mazari Sharif making legendary hash, got imported

THC 16-21%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghan Hash Plant

Meet the strain that single-handedly kept Afghanistan’s GDP

THC 15-25%
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🔵 100% Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghan Hash Plant

This is the strain that makes your legs send you a resignati

THC 18-24%
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🤝 50/50 Hybrid That Can’t Pick A Side

Afghan Haze

TreeTown’s Afghan Haze is the offspring of a grumpy hash-mak

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70-80% sativa)

Afghan Haze

Afghan Haze is what happens when a mountain hash brick and a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Afghan Haze 33

Afghan Haze 33 is what happens when a couch-glued Afghan mee

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Heat

Afghan Heat is what happens when ancient Afghan landraces ge

THC 18%
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🟤 Heritage Hybrid That Still Charges AirPods

Afghan Heat by Sneaker Shoes Genetics

Imagine if your grandfather’s hash stash got a software upda

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Old-School Indica Brick

Afghan Helmand

Afghan Helmand is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghan Helmand

Meet the strain that makes your Wi-Fi look unreliable—Afghan

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghan Kush

This isn’t your nephew’s candy-flavored boutique weed—Afghan

THC 20%
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🟣 Stone-Age Indica

Afghan Kush

Meet the OG of couch-lock: Afghan Kush, the strain that’s be

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica Nap-Time

Afghan Kush

If OG Kush is a yoga retreat, Afghan Kush is the Taliban of

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Afghan Kush + by BSB Genetics

The original Netflix-and-nap strain. Afghan Kush+ takes the

THC 17%
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⏱️ Fast-Forwarding Couch Lock

Afghan Kush Auto

Afghan Kush Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwaveab

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Wheels

Afghan Kush Auto

Afghan Kush Auto is basically OG Hindu Kush after it discove

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Afghan Kush Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that grew legs

THC 18%

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