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⚫ Pure Indica Nap

Afghani #5 by B.C. Grown

Meet the strain that invented couch-lock before couches were

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Express

Afghani 1

Afghani 1 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket a

THC 16-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghani 1

Meet the strain that taught the world how to chill: Afghani

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani 1

Meet Afghani 1, the strain that taught your couch what commi

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure-Indica Couch Magnet

Afghani 1

The strain that taught your couch how to hug back. Afghani 1

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Afghani 1 Automatic

Meet the strain that turns your grow tent into a time machin

THC 12-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani 99

Afghani 99 is what happens when a Hindu Kush grandpa swipes

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afghani Bouquet

Afghani Bouquet is what happens when a landrace hash plant a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Afghani Bouquet

Afghani Bouquet is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 30-40%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani Bullrider

Meet Afghani Bullrider: the strain that grabs your central n

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Land-Rocket Indica

Afghani by House Of The Great Gardener

Meet the strain that taught your grandparents what 'stone' r

THC 15-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Afghani by Jordan of the Islands

Meet the strain that made your grandparents' black hash sexy

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani by Medicann Seeds

Meet the strain that invented the phrase "in-da-couch" befor

THC 14%
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🔵 OG Landrace Indica

Afghani by The NugLab

Meet the strain that basically birthed every Kush you’ve eve

THC 16-20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani by Zamnesia

Meet the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket you can

THC 15-20%
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🟣 CBD-Forward Hybrid

Afghani CBD

The strain that lets you feel like you’re in the Hindu Kush

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Afghani Erdpurt

Zenseeds took centuries-old Afghani genetics and gave them a

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Afghani Eureka

Afghani Eureka is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15-25%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Afghani Eureka

Afghani Eureka is what happens when breeders ask “What if OG

THC 16-21%
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🔫 Pure Indica (Don't Make It an Offer It Can't Refuse)

Afghani Godfather

The Don of couch-lock has arrived straight from Virginia, re

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica Don

Afghani Godfather by Loyal 2 Tha Soil - VA

This isn’t your nephew’s dessert weed—Afghani Godfather is a

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Afghani Gold

The OG of couch-lock, Afghani Gold is basically a weighted b

THC 14-22%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Gold

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and a lullaby

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Afghani Gold

Meet the strain that made Afghan farmers look like wizards a

THC 18%
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🟤 Old-School Hash Hybrid

Afghani Hashplant

It’s basically what happens when centuries of mountain hash

THC 18-22%
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🏝️ Island-Kush Hybrid

Afghani Hawaiian

Imagine if a burly Afghan warlord and a chill Hawaiian surf

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Island Couch-Lock Hybrid

Afghani Hawaiian

Imagine your grumpy Afghan grandpa crashing a luau—dense, re

THC 18%
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🔴 Sativa (Plot Twist)

Afghani Heirloom

Meet Afghani Heirloom—the strain that identifies as a sativa

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani Hindu Kush

This is the strain that taught the ’70s hippies what "too st

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Afghani Hindu Kush

Meet the strain that taught your couch what loyalty looks li

THC 14-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani Hindu Kush

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket: Afghani

THC 20%
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🟣 Mostly Indica

Afghani Ice Cream

Imagine your grandpa’s Afghan hash plant went on a gap year

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Afghani Ice Cream

Imagine a scoop of vanilla bean that grew up in the Hindu Ku

THC 18%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hash Monster

Afghani Killerz

Meet Afghani Killerz—Strayfox Gardenz’ love letter to old-sc

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Killerz

Afghani Killerz is the strain your Afghan grandpa would grow

THC 15-20%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Heritage Hybrid

Afghani Kush

Meet the strain that taught your dad what "dank" meant in '7

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Afghani Kush

Meet the strain that backpacked out of the Hindu Kush with m

THC 16-22%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Afghani Kush

Meet the strain that invented the phrase "I'll just close my

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Afghani Kush by Goldenseed

Straight outta the Hindu Kush like it’s 1973 and your uncle

THC 17-23%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Pure Indica

Afghani Landrasse

Meet the strain that taught the Kush mountains what "horizon

THC 17-23%
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⛰️ Heritage Indica-Hybrid

Afghani Landrasse

This is the strain Indiana Jones would risk his whip for—anc

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghani Lights

Afghani Lights is what happens when breeders lock an ancient

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Auto-Indica Couch Magnet

Afghani Magnum Auto

This pint-sized powerhouse is basically the cannabis equival

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Afghani Magnum Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwavable lasagna—old-school

THC 15%
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🟤 Retro Balanced Hybrid

Afghani Malawi Hybrid

Imagine your couch locking you down while simultaneously yel

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfect 50/50 Split Hybrid

Afghani Malawi Hybrid

This strain is what happens when a sedated Afghan grandpa kn

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Magnet Indica

Afghani Mazar

Afghani Mazar is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Afghani Mazar

The strain that turned "Netflix and chill" into "Hulu and ho

THC 16-22%

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