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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afghanistan Hybrid

The Switzerland of weed—so neutral it’ll hug your body while

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Mountain Chill + Brain Lift)

Afghanistan Hybrid by Originals

Imagine a Taliban hash brick got a Stanford MBA—still earthy

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghanistan Indica

Meet the strain that’s been getting farmers high since your

THC 20%
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🔳 Pure-As-Sin Indica

Afghanistan Indica

This is the strain that invented couch-lock before couches w

THC 20-30%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghanistan Kush

Meet Afghanistan Kush, the strain that makes your couch feel

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Afghanistan Kush

This 18% THC time-machine tastes like your dealer's college

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghanistan Lights

Afghanistan Lights is what happens when an ancient Afghan la

THC 17-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghanistan Lights

This landrace legend is basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Afghanistan Mostly Indica

This is the strain that invented the term "body high"—it'll

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afghanistan Mostly Indica By Originals

Meet the strain that invented the phrase “in-da-couch.” This

THC 15-22%
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🟤 Old-School Afghan Hybrid

Afghanistan Nangarhar

Afghanistan Nangarhar is what happens when a centuries-old h

THC 15-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Throwback

Afghanskunk

Afghanskunk is basically your dad's mixtape from the '90s—sl

THC 15%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afghnica

Meet Afghnica: the strain that makes grandpas everywhere say

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afgluey

Imagine if a hash brick and a jar of Gorilla Glue had a baby

THC 21-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afgluey

Afgluey is what happens when breeders decide 'balanced' mean

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Hybrid (Afghani #1 x Maui Haze)

Afgoo

Meet Afgoo: the strain that cross-bred a mountain hash warri

THC 18%
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🟢 CBD-Forward Hybrid

Afgoo CBD

Meet the strain that says "I love you, man" without actually

THC 8%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Afgoo Overdrive

The late Subcool took sleepy Afgooey, strapped a Space Queen

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Speedrun

Afgoo Overdrive

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull file for unemployment. A

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afgoodie

Meet Afgoodie—the strain that proves your Afghan grandpa and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Afgoodie

Meet Afgoodie, the strain that asks “Why stand when horizont

THC 22-27%
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🟣 Glue-Trap Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afgooey

Think of Afgooey as the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Afgooey

Afgooey is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who sh

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Afgooey

Afgooey is the strain that asks, "Remember 1998?" and then b

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afgooey Doja

Riot Seeds’ Frankenstein love-child of indica and sativa, Af

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Afgooiest

Afgooiest is what happens when Afghan hash plants get drunk

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Afgooiest

Meet Afgooiest, the strain that treats your brain like a see

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Aficionado Kush

The strain equivalent of a $200 beard oil—hand-crafted by No

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Full-Bodied Couch Magnet

Aficionado Kush

Aficionado Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 20%
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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Specialist

Aficionado OG

Aficionado OG is what happens when bougie NorCal breeders de

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Aficionado OG

The strain for people who think "OG" stands for "Original Gr

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

AFK

AFK is what happens when a boutique breeder discovers both A

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

AFK

AFK is what happens when breeders try to create a strain you

THC 18%
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🔮 Full-Bodied Indica

Afkan HP

Afkan HP is Top Dawg Seeds’ love letter to old-school hashis

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Afkan HP

Meet Afkan HP, the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Afkansastan

Afkansastan is the strain equivalent of that one uncle who s

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Afkansastan

Afkansastan is the strain that turns your Friday night into

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Affogato

Afogato

Pacific NW Roots’ Afogato is the cannabis equivalent of pour

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

Afogato

Afogato is the espresso-shot of indicas: smells like your lo

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Afpak

Afpak is what happens when Afghanistan and Pakistan stop fig

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Despite the Name)

Africa - Mostly Sativa

Meet the strain that takes "African time" literally—11-14 we

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Confusingly-Labeled Indica

Africa - Mostly Sativa

Africa - Mostly Sativa is the strain equivalent of that frie

THC 18%
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🌍 Balanced Hybrid

Africa Hybrid

The continent that gave us coffee, cheetahs, and questionabl

THC 18-24%
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🌍 Indica in Camouflage

Africa Hybrid

Meet Africa Hybrid—a strain that’s technically 70% indica bu

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Africa Indica

Imagine if Kilimanjaro grew a beard, rolled itself into a bl

THC 16-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Africa Indica

Africa Indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant form—

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Africa Sativa

Meet the strain that turned a continent of chill cheetahs in

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Africa Sativa

This 18% pure sativa is basically the giraffe of weed—elegan

THC 18%

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