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🔵 Sativa

Crystal Blue

Crystal Blue is the strain equivalent of a LinkedIn influenc

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Coma Indica

Crystal Blue Aurora

Crystal Blue Aurora is what happens when Northern Lights and

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Crystal Blue Persuasion

Crystal Blue Persuasion is what happens when Beyond Top Shel

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Crystal Candy

The cannabis equivalent of eating an entire bag of strawberr

THC 15%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Crystal Candy Auto

Crystal Candy Auto is what happens when a sugar fairy and a

THC 15-21%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

Crystal Candy F1 Fast Version

Sweet Seeds made a strain that flowers faster than your land

THC 15-21%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Crystal Candy XL Auto

Meet the strain that basically raises itself like an overach

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Crystal Castles

Crystal Castles is what happens when MassMedicalStrains deci

THC 20%
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☁️ 87% Sativa

Crystal Cloud

Crystal Cloud is what happens when Dutch breeders lock thems

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookies

Crystal Cookies

Crystal Cookies is what happens when a Cookies strain overdo

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Dessert-Frosted Hybrid

Crystal Cookies

Think your dealer sprinkled confectioner's sugar on the nugs

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Crystal Cookies Auto

Crystal Cookies Auto is what happens when breeders decide in

THC 24%
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⚖️ Hybrid with Identity Crisis

Crystal Cookies V2

Crystal Cookies V2 is what happens when In House Genetics de

THC 20%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Crystal Dwarf

Crystal Dwarf is the cannabis equivalent of a studio apartme

THC 15%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Crystal Gelato

Crystal Gelato is what happens when Big Head Seeds asks, "Wh

THC 21%
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🔮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Crystal Kush

Crystal Kush is what happens when a snow-globe and a Kush pl

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Locomotive

Crystal Locomotive

Named after the only thing that moves slower than your brain

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Crystal M.E.T.H.

Named by someone who either failed marketing or aced dark hu

THC 15%
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⚗️ Autoflowering Hybrid

Crystal Meth

Crystal Meth sounds like it should come with a free visit fr

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Crystal Monster

Crystal Monster by Sumo Seeds is the strain equivalent of a

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace is Beta Seeds' attempt at making weed look bo

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace is Moscaseeds' love letter to anyone who thin

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crystal Paradise

Huba Seed Bank’s Crystal Paradise is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Crystal Queen

Crystal Queen is the strain that treats your living room lik

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crystal Runtz

Crystal Runtz is what happens when Gelato and Zkittlez have

THC 20%
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⚖️ 65% Indica-leaning Autoflower Hybrid

Crystal Ryder

Crystal Ryder is the strain equivalent of a self-driving car

THC 18-21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candyland

Crystal Sherbet

Crystal Sherbet is what happens when Sunset Sherbet and Sher

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cruiser (Pure Indica)

Crystal Ship

Crystal Ship is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15-21%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Crystal Silver Haze

Crystal Silver Haze is the strain equivalent of drinking thr

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Crystal Skull

Crystal Skull is the strain that convinced your brain it’s a

THC 20%+
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal

Crystal Tears

Crystal Tears is what happens when GeneSeeds Bank decides yo

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Crystal White

Crystal White is what happens when Spliff Seeds tells regula

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery-Brand Indica

Crème Brûlée

The only time you torch sugar without getting grounded. Crèm

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Crème Lemon Sap

Crème Lemon Sap is what happens when a lemon grove makes swe

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crítica Roja

Imagine if a Red Bull and a weighted blanket had a baby—that

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crítica Roja #2

Crítica Roja #2 is Faricur Grower's love letter to indecisiv

THC 23%
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🟢 Purebred Daytime Rocket Fuel

Crónica Criolla

Meet Crónica Criolla, the strain that convinces you 2 p.m. i

THC 18%
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🌱 Autoflower Couch Companion

CSL Ruderalis

Meet the cannabis equivalent of decaf coffee—CSL Ruderalis c

THC 8%
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🟣 Eldritch Indica

Cthulhu

Cthulhu isn't just a strain—it's a cosmic invitation to beco

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ctrl Alt Delete

The Ctrl-Alt-Delete of weed: one hit and Windows is updating

THC 15%
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⚖️ 40-40-20 Franken-Hybrid

Cuba Libre

Meet Cuba Libre, the strain that overthrew your grow schedul

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cuban Black Haze BX1

Hyp3rids’ love letter to the ‘piff’ era: 14 weeks of floweri

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Purebred Miami-Vice Sativa

Cuban Black Haze X Panama Red

Boston Bob basically time-traveled to the 70s, kidnapped two

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Indica

Cuban Black Skunk

Meet Cuban Black Skunk, the strain that smells like a skunk

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Garlic-Citrus Chaos)

Cuban GMO

Imagine if a garlic-breathing dragon hooked up with a salsa-

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Cuban Kush by Flamingoz

Cuban Kush is what happens when Florida breeders try to capt

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Quebec-Engineered Sativa

Cuban Linx

Named like a 90s rap album, Cuban Linx hits harder than a sa

THC 22-30%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cuban Linx

Think Lemon Pledge and battery acid had a baby, then raised

THC 26%

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