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Cuban Missile Crisis
Named after the world's most stressful two weeks, this sativ
THC 18-24%Cuban Sugar Cookies
Imagine your grandmother's secret cookie recipe, but she swa
THC 18%Cubed Z 592
Cubed Z 592 is what happens when scientists get bored of mak
THC 15-20%Cucamonga
Cucamonga is Top Dawg Seeds' love letter to anyone who's eve
THC 18-24%Cucumber Melon
Imagine shoving a cucumber water and a honeydew smoothie int
THC 15-25%Cuddle Fish Hash Plant
Imagine being smothered by a stoned octopus who just discove
THC 18-24%Cujo Cookies
Cujo Cookies is what happens when breeders get high on their
THC 15-25%Cujo OG
Named after the rabid movie mutt, Cujo OG will sink its teet
THC 20-28%Culo
Culo is the strain that answers the question, “What if a pea
THC 18-22%Culta Cool Water
Imagine Davidoff’s Cool Water cologne if it could actually g
THC 18-30%Culta Donnie's Element
Maryland’s answer to "what if Donny Burger got a lime-scente
THC 22-28%Culta Schism
Schism is what happens when Maryland’s nerdiest growers lock
THC 15-25%Cultazepam
Cultazepam is what happens when breeders try to create the X
THC 18-24%Cultivar Firecracker
Firecracker is the strain you bring to a party when you want
THC 15-25%Cum Laude
Cum Laude is the strain that actually made your college guid
THC 18%Cumbia Una Vela
Cumbia Una Vela is R-KIEM’s love letter to anyone who’s ever
THC 25%Cuntz
Cuntz is the strain that makes you giggle before you even sm
THC 18%Cuntz
Cuntz is the strain your phone autocorrects to “cruise” beca
THC 15-25%Cuntz Orange Pheno
Yes, it's really named Cuntz—get over it. This 23% THC hybri
THC 23%Cuntz Pink Pheno
MassMedicalStrains basically took Pink Runtz, slapped it wit
THC 28%Cuntz White Pheno
MassMedicalStrains basically asked, "What if we made a strai
THC 20-28%Cup Cakez
Imagine if Betty Crocker got paranoid and bred weed instead
THC 18%Cupcake
Cupcake is what happens when Farmhouse Genetics raids a bake
THC 18-25%Cupid By The Captain
Swipe right on Cupid: a 50/50 hybrid that promises Netflix,
THC 18%Cupid's Kush
Cupid's Kush is the strain that ghost-writes your dating-app
THC 20-24%Cura by Alpinstash
Cura is what happens when Colorado mountain nerds play God w
THC 18-24%Cura Verde
Mephisto Genetics basically turned weed into a Tamagotchi—fe
THC 18-24%Curaga
Curaga is AlpinStash's attempt at creating the cannabis equi
THC 18%Curaleaf SC
Meet the Excel spreadsheet of sativas: Curaleaf SC, a.k.a. S
THC 15-25%Curb Stomp
Laid Out Genetics dropped this strain with the subtlety of a
THC 21-24%Cure CBD
Meet Cure CBD—the strain that won’t get you higher than your
THC 8%Curelato Runtz
Imagine Willy Wonka and a pastry chef got high together and
THC 15-25%Curi
Curi is what happens when mad scientists decide Red Bull isn
THC 15-25%Curimagua
Curimagua is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a
THC 20-25%Curio Crumpets
Curio Crumpets is what happens when a British bakery and a H
THC 15-25%Curio White Truffle
Curio’s White Truffle is the strain equivalent of showing up
THC 24-29%Curious Jorge
Named after the cartoon monkey who literally cannot chill, C
THC 18%Curly Sue
Meet Curly Sue, the indica that hits harder than your mom's
THC 18-24%Currant Jam
Staff Selects basically turned a fruit preserve into a 18% T
THC 18%Currant Kush
Meet the strain that’s basically a fruit salad pretending to
THC 18-24%Currency
Currency is what happens when breeders try to name a strain
THC 20%Curry Face
Curry Face is the strain that makes your nostrils think you'
THC 22%Currylato
Currylato is what happens when a London seedbank decides you
THC 18%Curse of Momo
Terp Fi3nd’s Curse of Momo is basically the weed equivalent
THC 20%Curvature
The strain that spent 1500 hours in breeding R&D just to mak
THC 18%Curve Breaker
Curve Breaker by Twenty 20 Genetics is the indica equivalent
THC 20-25%Custard
Imagine if your grandma’s lemon custard got a business degre
THC 18%Custard Cream
Imagine dunking a Nilla Wafer into a cup of melted anxiety—C
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