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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Diesel Auto

The Honda Civic of weed—reliable, fuel-scented, and somehow

THC 15-22%

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⚡ Speed-Grown Sativa

Diesel Autoflowering

The cannabis equivalent of a nitrous-boosted Prius—delivers

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Diesel Automatic

Diesel Automatic is Hempbrothers' answer to impatient stoner

THC 18%

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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Diesel Automatic

Royal Queen Seeds took classic NYC Diesel, cross-pollinated

THC 15%

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🟣 Indica Auto-Flowering

Diesel Automatic

Imagine if a New York City taxi cab and a pine forest had a

THC 18-22%

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⚡️ Hybrid Autoflower

Diesel Berry

Diesel Berry is what happens when Sour Diesel hooks up with

THC 18-22%

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⚡️ Hybrid

Diesel Berry

Diesel Berry is what happens when Sour Diesel and F-13 have

THC 18-26%

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⚡️ Hybrid (Fruit-Stand-Next-to-a-Gas-Station Edition)

Diesel Berry

Imagine a blueberry muffin that hot-boxed inside a diesel se

THC 16-21%

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🔥 Sativa

Diesel Berry Cough

Imagine if a truck stop air freshener and a strawberry Pop-T

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Diesel Brand

Diesel Brand is what happens when someone asks, "What if a t

THC 18%

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🍔 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Diesel Burger

Diesel Burger is what happens when Sour Diesel and a Five Gu

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Diesel Butter

Diesel Butter is what happens when a fuel leak collides with

THC 20%

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🔵 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel by CBD Seeds

Meet Diesel by CBD Seeds—the strain that literally smells li

THC 18%

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🔋 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Diesel by Dinafem

Meet the strain that turns your brain into a Ferrari—minus t

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Diesel by Seedism Seeds

This isn’t the Diesel your uncle’s van ran on in ‘92—it’s th

THC 25%

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⚡️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Diesel Cookie

Diesel Cookie is what happens when a Sour Diesel truck crash

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Diesel Critical By Us Skunkx

Imagine GG #4 and Critical had a baby that smells like a tru

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel del Mar by Flip Side

Flip Side basically hot-wired OG Kush into a diesel-powered

THC 23-27%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel Dessert

Imagine a frosted donut rolling around in a jerrycan—Diesel

THC 18%

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⚡ Hybrid

Diesel Devil

Diesel Devil is what happens when Sour Diesel and Devil OG h

THC 20-23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Diesel Dipped Cookies

Connoisseur Genetics basically hot-boxed a bakery with a gas

THC 30-40%

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🔲 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel Dough

Imagine dunking a glazed donut in diesel fuel and then light

THC 26%

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⚡ Hybrid

Diesel Dough

Diesel Dough is what happens when your gas tank and your gra

THC 24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Diesel Drift

Diesel Drift is Heavyweight Seeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel Fire

This 50/50 hybrid from Cannaventure Seeds is what happens wh

THC 18%

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🔥 Hybrid

Diesel Fire OG

Diesel Fire OG is basically OG Kush’s edgy cousin who shows

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica

Diesel Girl

Diesel Girl sounds like a rejected Marvel character, but she

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-leaning Glue Hybrid

Diesel Glue

Diesel Glue is what happens when a New York cab and a craft-

THC 18%

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🟢 Hybrid (Gas Station Edition)

Diesel Glue

Diesel Glue is what happens when Sour Diesel and Gorilla Glu

THC 26%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Diesel Haze

Imagine if Red Bull and a jerry can had a baby—that baby is

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa Dominant

Diesel Haze

The lovechild of NYC Diesel and whatever Haze was left at th

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel Kush

Diesel Kush is what happens when a New Jersey turnpike rest

THC 20%

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⚡️ Hybrid

Diesel Kush by Loompa Farms

Diesel Kush is what happens when you let a 240-horsepower st

THC 18%

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⚫ Allegedly-Indica Diesel Nightmare

Diesel Kush by Zativo

Diesel Kush is what happens when mad scientists decide your

THC 15-22%

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🔬 Sativa-Dominant Lab Experiment

Diesel Lab

Diesel Lab is what happens when Sour Diesel goes to college,

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Low-Octane Sativa

Diesel Latte

Diesel Latte is what happens when boutique breeders decide t

THC 7%

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⚡ Hybrid (Auto-Flowering, Brain-Fuel Edition)

Diesel Matic

Diesel Matic is what happens when breeders decide your garag

THC 18%

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🔵 Old-School Indica

Diesel Maui Dawg

Diesel Maui Dawg is the botanical equivalent of pouring prem

THC 14%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diesel Moonshine

Imagine if a backwoods still and a diesel truck had a baby,

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Can

Diesel On Ice

Imagine your mechanic dropped a York Peppermint Pattie in th

THC 15-25%

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⛽ Sativa-Dominant Diesel Bomb

Diesel Overdose

Diesel Overdose is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Diesel Poison

Imagine if a gas pump and a Red Bull had a baby, then that b

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Diesel Poison

Diesel Poison is Sour Diesel and Durban Poison’s awkward Tin

THC 7%

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🔥 Sativa

Diesel Queen

Diesel Queen is what happens when a New York taxi and a Red

THC 18%

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⚡ Fuel-Injected Hybrid

Diesel Runtz

Imagine if your local gas station started selling candy that

THC 25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Diesel Ryder

Meet Diesel Ryder, the strain that cross-bred a weed plant w

THC 18%

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⚙️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Diesel Ryder

Finally, a strain that combines the raw power of diesel fuel

THC 18-24%

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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Franken-Diesel

Diesel Ryder

Imagine if a diesel truck and a yoga instructor had a baby—f

THC 18%