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🦕 Hybrid (a.k.a. Jurassic Spark)

Dino

Dino is the strain that forgot its own family tree but still

THC 18-26%
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🦖 65% Hybrid (Jurassic Strength)

Dino Bars

Named after the only thing that survived extinction and your

THC 28%
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🦖 Balanced Hybrid

Dino Bites

Dino Bites is what happens when paleontologists discover tha

THC 20%
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🦕 Dessert-Grade Indica

Dino Food

Dino Food is the strain that answers the age-old question: “

THC 20-22%
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🦕 Hybrid (Cake Era)

Dinosaur Cake

Dinosaur Cake is the strain that proves weed genetics have e

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Jurassic Hybrid

Dinosaur Meat

This Thugpug Genetics creation smells like a prehistoric lum

THC 18%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Dioica 88

Dioica 88 is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%
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🍇 Mythic Grape-Buzz Hybrid

Dionysus

Named after the OG frat god of wine and poor decisions, Dion

THC 17-24%
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🟢 Sativa (with a personality disorder)

Dionysus Delight

Meet Dionysus Delight, the strain that somehow convinced rud

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Designer Hybrid

Dior

Meet Dior, the strain that wears a tiny beret and judges you

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Dip N Diesel

If a lawnmower and a lemon had a baby, then raised it on esp

THC 18%
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🤸‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Dip N Stax

Dip N Stax sounds like a late-night diner combo but hits lik

THC 20%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Dip N Stix

Dip N Stix is Beleaf’s attempt at making weed that tastes li

THC 20%
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🍭 Hybrid (Self-Love Edition)

Dip N Stix S1

Imagine a strain so in love with itself it literally bred wi

THC 20-28%
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🍬 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Dipn Stix

Imagine dunking a sugar-coated pretzel into a vat of vanilla

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Dippy Ellsy

Dippy Ellsy is what happens when Breeders Boutique asks, "Wh

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Dipz

Meet Dipz, the strain that proves Exotic Genetix can make a

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Indica (The Final Edit)

Director's Cut

The definitive OG experience for film nerds and nap enthusia

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Direwolf

Motherlode Seeds basically bred a weighted blanket in plant

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Dirk Diggler

Named after the most famously over-endowed character in cine

THC 18-26%
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🥱 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dirt Nap

Dirt Nap is Archive Seed Bank’s official "stop doing things"

THC 18%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Couch Lock

Dirt Worm Dessert

Imagine pudding cups and gummy worms went to college, majore

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Dirton's Bubble Funk

Meet the strain that sounds like a failed garage band but hi

THC 18%
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👽 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Dirty Alien

Dirty Alien is the strain that lands on your couch like it o

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Dirty Banana

Dirty Banana is the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%
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🍌🔥 Face-Melting Indica

Dirty Banana

Dirty Banana is what happens when a banana smoothie and a ti

THC 30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Dirty Banana

Imagine banana pudding that hot-boxed a tire fire—Dirty Bana

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Dirty Bananas

Imagine smoking liquified banana bread that studied Krav Mag

THC 15-25%
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🛌 Couch-Lock Champion

Dirty Bird

Dirty Bird is the strain that asks, 'Why walk to the fridge

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Bird

Dirty Bird is what happens when mad scientists decide regula

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Dirty Bird

Meet Dirty Bird: the strain that tastes like someone dunked

THC 18-25%
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🐦 Couch-Lock Canary

Dirty Bird by D's Nuts Grow

Dirty Bird is the strain that asks, "Ever wanted to smoke a

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Blonde

Dirty Blonde

Dirty Blonde is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Dirty Brownie

Dirty Brownie is the strain equivalent of eating an entire p

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dirty Buntz

Dirty Buntz is the strain that asks "what if a skunk farted

THC 20%
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🍔 Grease Trap Indica

Dirty Burger

The strain that proves you CAN bottle the essence of a late-

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Dirty Chai

Dirty Chai is what happens when a coffee-nerd breeder decide

THC 18%
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🟢 70% Sativa

Dirty Dade

Dirty Dade is the strain equivalent of a Red Bull wearing a

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Dirty Dawg

Dirty Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Dirty Deeds

Dirty Deeds is what happens when breeders try to create the

THC 22%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Dirty Deeds

Dirty Deeds is Raw Genetics’ way of saying “you don’t need p

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dirty Deeds

Dirty Deeds is the strain you call when your to-do list is l

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

Dirty Diana

Cookie Fam's Dirty Diana is the cannabis equivalent of a wei

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica Dominant

Dirty Diana

Dirty Diana is the strain equivalent of sneaking into a spea

THC 28-30%
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⚫ Pure Indica Chaos

Dirty Dozen

Dirty Dozen is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18-22%
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⚫️ Mysterious Basement Indica

Dirty Dozen

Imagine a strain named after a secret menu item that only ex

THC 12-13%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Dirty Ernie

The strain your dealer named after that one uncle who always

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dirty Flo

Dirty Flo sounds like something you'd scrape off a gas stati

THC 18-24%

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