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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Fuemes

Dirty Fuemes is Generation New Breed Genetics’ attempt to bo

THC 23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Giesel

Dirty Giesel is what happens when a diesel truck and a pine

THC 20%
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⚖️ Near-Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Girl

Dirty Girl is the strain equivalent of a brunch mimosa—bubbl

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Dirty Girl

Dirty Girl is the sativa that shows up to brunch already day

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dirty Girl

Meet Dirty Girl—the strain that smells like a Pine-Sol comme

THC 24%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Dirty Girl

Meet Dirty Girl – the sativa that'll turn you into a product

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Functional Sativa (CBD-Heavy)

Dirty Girl CBD

Meet the strain that lets you adult without the existential

THC 3-9%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (but lies on its dating profile)

Dirty Girl Runtz

Imagine if a tropical cocktail and a bag of Skittles had a o

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Dirty Hippy

Dirty Hippy is Bodhi Seeds' love letter to every crusty jam-

THC 18%
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🔲 Who-Knows Hybrid

Dirty Jim

Dirty Jim sounds like the guy who fixes your sink at 3 a.m.,

THC 20%
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🍬 Indica Candy-Gas Nightmare

Dirty Kuntz

The strain your mom will mispronounce at Thanksgiving. Dirty

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Hybrid (OGKB x Dirty OG)

Dirty Kush Breath

Dirty Kush Breath sounds like your roommate's morning routin

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG Indica

Dirty Laundry

Atlas Seed’s Dirty Laundry is the strain equivalent of doing

THC 18-24%
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🍋 50/50 Hybrid

Dirty Lemon G-13

Like a janitor who moonlights as a DJ, Dirty Lemon G-13 clea

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Dirty Lemonade

Imagine chugging gas-station lemonade that was filtered thro

THC 22%
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🍋 Hybrid

Dirty Lemons

Imagine Lemon Tree and a diesel-soaked rag had a baby who gr

THC 27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Dirty Lies

Dirty Lies is the strain that tells you 'one hit won't hurt'

THC 15%
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🍈 Sativa

Dirty Lime Pop

Dirty Lime Pop is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dirty Limetar

Dirty Limetar is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Pi

THC 18-23%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in Nug Form)

Dirty Little Secret

The only secret here is how breeders at Exotic Genetix convi

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confidential

Dirty Little Secret

This NorStar Genetics creation is the strain equivalent of t

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Dirty Little Secret

Dirty Little Secret is the strain you hide from your mom, yo

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Crystallized Couchlock

Dirty Love Sugar

Meet the concentrate that smells like someone poured truffle

THC 31%
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🫒 Couch-Locking Indica

Dirty Martini

The only strain that pairs well with bar peanuts and existen

THC 15-25%
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🍷 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Dirty Merlot

Imagine if your favorite red wine got day-drunk and decided

THC 18-22%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Chaos

Dirty Mimosa

Dirty Mimosa is what happens when breeders skip the orange j

THC 20-23%
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🏍️ OG-Dominant Hybrid

Dirty Old Biker

Meet Dirty Old Biker, the strain that smells like a gas stat

THC 18-27%
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🍊 Sativa (With Commitment Issues)

Dirty Orange

Imagine Tangie went on a Tinder date with a gas station and

THC 20%
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🍊 Sativa

Dirty Orange Apricot

This clone-only diva escaped from West Coast grower group ch

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Dirty Pam

Dirty Pam is the strain that sounds like a Tinder date you i

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Dirty Revenge

Dirty Revenge is the cannabis equivalent of a passive-aggres

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dirty Runtz

Dirty Runtz is what happens when breeders decide "clean" wee

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Dirty Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez sounds like something that got you suspended i

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Dirty Sanchez

The strain that sounds like a prank but hits like a freight

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Sangria

Dirty Sangria is what happens when your mimosa grows up, buy

THC 22-24%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Shirley

Imagine your favorite childhood mocktail went to college, jo

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Dirty South

Terp Fi3nd’s love letter to the ATL trap scene—18% THC that

THC 18%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Dirty Sprite

Imagine pouring a flat lemon-lime soda over a Kush nug and l

THC 20-28%
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🍋 Hybrid (Soda-Funk Edition)

Dirty Sprite Breath

Imagine pouring a 2-liter Sprite onto a tire fire and then i

THC 20-28%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Commander

Dirty Sprite by Black Leaf

This 18% THC indica is what happens when Black Leaf tries to

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Great Compromiser)

Dirty Squirt

Dirty Squirt sounds like something you'd scrape off your sho

THC 18-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Citrus Grenade

Dirty Squirt

Imagine if Mountain Dew and a lumberjack had a baby, then th

THC 19-26%
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🔮 Indica

Dirty Sugah

Imagine your grandma’s vanilla frosting got rear-ended by a

THC 20-28%
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🚕 Sativa-Dominant

Dirty Taxi

Dirty Taxi is the strain that smells like a cab seat marinat

THC 18-22%
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🚕 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Dirty Taxi

The love-child of Chem I-95 and GMO, Dirty Taxi smells like

THC 15-25%
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🚕 Hybrid (GMO × I-95)

Dirty Taxi

Imagine hot-boxing a 1998 Crown Vic that just ate a raw onio

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Dirty Thirty

Named after that existential crisis birthday, Dirty Thirty i

THC 22%
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🦄 Couch-Lock Champion

Dirty Unicorn

Dirty Unicorn is the bedtime story your lungs beg for: 23% T

THC 18-23%

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