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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Dirty Water

Dirty Water is what happens when a PNW breeder decides your

THC 18-26%
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⚪🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dirty White Girl

The strain your plug swears is “exclusive” but every other j

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Dirty Z

Dirty Z is the strain equivalent of your favorite hoodie—fuz

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica

Dirty Zprite

Imagine someone dumped flat Sprite on a nug, let it dry, and

THC 5%
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🔮 Stealth-Mode Indica

Disappearing Act

The Houdini of herb—one puff and both your worries and your

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Disappearing Act V2

Night Owl Seeds’ second draft of Disappearing Act is like th

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Disasta OG

Treeology Genetics basically weaponized comfort. One puff an

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Disasta's Cleaner

Disasta's Cleaner by Treeology Genetics is the cannabis equi

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Disco

Disco by Fountainhead Seeds is the love child of a Saturday

THC 24%
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🎉 Sativa Party Starter

Disco

Disco is the strain equivalent of a glitter bomb in your bra

THC 20-25%
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🕺 Hybrid (Larry Bird’s Gelato cousin who owns a mirrorball)

Disco Bird

Disco Bird is the boutique love-child of Gelato 33 and whate

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Disco

Disco Biscuit

The only biscuit that’ll put you flat on your ass faster tha

THC 18-24%
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🔮 British-Indica Couch Magnet

Disco Biscuit

A British Cookies-meets-Cheese lovechild that smells like a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Disco Biscuits

Meet Disco Biscuits, the strain that convinced your boomer d

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Disco Biscuits

Imagine if a sugar cookie did ketamine at Fabric and then pa

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Disco Bisquits

Disco Bisquits is the strain that asks, "Remember dancing? N

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery Hybrid

Disco Fever

Disco Fever is the strain equivalent of a glitter bomb in a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Disco Fries

Disco Fries is the strain that asks, 'What if your munchies

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (GG4 x Dessert Strain)

Disco Gorilla

Disco Gorilla is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 crashes a

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Disco Inferno

Disco Inferno is Heisenbeans Genetics' love letter to anyone

THC 18-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Disco Inferno

Disco Inferno is the strain that proves weed can be a time m

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Disco Inferno

Trichome Orchards' Disco Inferno is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-22%
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🟣 OG-Rooted Indica

Disco Inferno

Disco Inferno promises Saturday Night Fever but delivers Sun

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Hybrid

Disco Lemonade

Disco Lemonade is basically a lemon slushie that got possess

THC 20%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Disco Sht

Named like your dad's burned mixtape, Disco Sht drops 18% TH

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Disco Stix

Disco Stix is the lovechild of Tangie and Cinderella 99 afte

THC 30%
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🔮 Pure Indica

DiscoTeq

Imagine if your couch became the VIP booth and your fridge w

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Disorder

Slanted Farms basically weaponized laziness with Disorder—a

THC 20%+
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Disturbia

Disturbia is the sativa that asks, "What if your anxiety pai

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Diva Cookies

Diva Cookies is what happens when a pastry chef and a botani

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dive Bomb

Dive Bomb is Bloom Seed Co’s attempt at making a strain that

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Divided Sky

Divided Sky is the cannabis equivalent of a Gemini having an

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Mystery Hybrid

Divided Sky

Meet Divided Sky, the cannabis equivalent of "it's complicat

THC 18-26%
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🌲 Sativa-Leanin’ Jam-Band Hybrid

Divided Sky

Named after the eight-minute Phish odyssey you pretended to

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Boutique Couch-Lock

Divina Obscura

Divina Obscura is the cannabis equivalent of a Victorian fun

THC 15-25%
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⚫ CBD-Dominant Indica (Barely Buzzed)

Divina Obscura CBD

Divina Obscura CBD is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 15-25%
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🟡 All-Seeing Sativa

Divine Apocalypse

Named like a conspiracy theory and bred by folks who probabl

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Divine Banana

Imagine if God personally dipped a banana in resin, then dro

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Divine Banana

Imagine banana bread got a PhD in sedation and a minor in co

THC 19-25%
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🟣 Indica

Divine Frost

Divine Frost is what happens when breeders play God and actu

THC 28%
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🍨 Indica Dessert

Divine Gelato

Imagine if your favorite gelato got possessed by a sleepy de

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Divine Indica

Meet the strain that turns atheists into believers—believers

THC 20%
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🎲 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Divine Intervention

Proof that one man's compost is another man's connoisseur st

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Divine Intervention

The strain that started when a breeder named Lonie heard the

THC 18%
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🍪 Indica-Leaning Dessert Tank

Divine Kush Breath

DKB is the strain that answers the question, “What if a suga

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Divine OG Kush

Divine OG Kush is what happens when breeders try to make OG

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Sword of Couch-Lock

Divine Rapier

Divine Rapier is the strain that shows up to your party dres

THC 23%
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🔥 Pure Sativa (a.k.a. Leg Day for Your Brain)

Divine Sativa

Divine Sativa is what happens when Mother Nature drinks thre

THC 20%

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