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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Don Mega

Meet Don Mega, the strain that answers the question, “What i

THC 30%
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⚡ Hybrid

Don Mega

Don Mega is what happens when GMO and Black Banana have a ba

THC 30%
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🦈 Pure Indica Megalodon

Don Megalodon

Named after a prehistoric shark because it’ll bite your face

THC 20-25%
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🟤 OG Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Don OG Kush

Meet Don OG Kush—the strain that took OG Kush to finishing s

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Don OG Kush Auto

Don OG Kush Auto is the cannabis equivalent of that friend w

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Purple People Pleaser

Don Purple Dick

Meet Don Purple Dick—named like a rejected Bond villain but

THC 18%
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🟢 100 % Sativa

Don Star Dawg

Don Star Dawg is the espresso shot of weed—minus the latte a

THC 21%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Don Tangelo

Imagine a tangerine wearing a tiny Godfather hat—then imagin

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica Dominant

Don Wedding Cake

This strain is basically the edible you forgot you ate—excep

THC 25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Don White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso shot with a PhD

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Don Wimble

The strain that took Blackbird Preservations 120 breeding tr

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Mood Swing Hybrid

Don't Worry Be Happy

Named after the song your dad plays at BBQs, this Lupo's cre

THC 18%
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🥇 50/50 Hybrid

Donald Trump

Like its namesake, this Day 1 Genetics creation storms in wi

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Donatello

Meet Donatello—the only turtle-named sativa that won't make

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Donatello

Named after a Renaissance sculptor, Donatello chisels your b

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Old-School Indica Brick

Donbass Star

Meet Donbass Star, the strain that looks like it was bred in

THC 15-25%
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⚰️ Straight-Up Indica Nightmare Fuel

Dondo Of The Dead

Dondo Of The Dead sounds like a rejected Romero sequel, but

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Donettez

Donettez is what happens when a Massachusetts grow crew deci

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Donk

Named after the sound your head makes when it hits the pillo

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Donkey Butter

Donkey Butter sounds like something you'd spread on toast, b

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD

Donkey Butter CBD

Like the original Donkey Butter’s chill cousin who went to t

THC 8-16%
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🌈 Hybrid

Donkey Dawg

Donkey Dawg is what happens when breeders get bored and ask

THC 20%
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🍆 Pure Indica

Donkey Dick

Named like a rejected porno but hitting harder than your ex'

THC 23-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Thunder)

Donkey Dick

Named by someone who clearly lost a dare, Donkey Dick is Wes

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is the indica that swings down from the dispensa

THC 15-25%
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🥛 Indica

Donkey Milk

Imagine if a bakery and a diesel station had a baby, then di

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Donkey Punch

This strain's name sounds like a bar fight you'd lose, but D

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch sounds like something you'd get in a bar fight,

THC 20%
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🟣 Knock-Out Hybrid

Donkey Punch

Named like a bar fight but smoking like a weighted blanket,

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Donkey Punch by The Bakery Genetics

The strain that sounds like a bar fight but smokes like a sp

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Donkey Shit by The Bakery Genetics

Donkey Shit is the strain that proves breeders have official

THC 25-30%
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🪐 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Donkeys In Space

Imagine a barnyard in zero gravity—Donkeys In Space is the s

THC 18-27%
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🟣 OG Couch Commander

Donna OG

Donna OG is the boutique OG cut that shows up to the family

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Donnie 36

Donnie 36 is the strain Sunny Valley Seed Co. calls “pheno 3

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Donnie Darko

Named after a movie that nobody fully understands (yet every

THC 18%
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⚗️ Garlic-Fuel Hybrid

Donnie's Element

Meet Donnie's Element—the strain that smells like someone de

THC 15-25%
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🍔 Balanced Hybrid

Donnie's Smash Burger

Imagine if a stoner chef dropped a quarter-pounder directly

THC 21-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Donny Bananas

Donny Bananas is what happens when an indica decides to cosp

THC 18%
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🍔 Balanced Hybrid

Donny Burger

Imagine if Five Guys and a dispensary had a baby—greasy, lou

THC 20%
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🍔 Couch-Lock Combo Meal

Donny Burger

Donny Burger is the edible equivalent of eating a double che

THC 22%
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🍔 Pure Indica

Donny Burger

Imagine if a White Castle slider got possessed by a skunk an

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Donny Double

Meet Donny Double—Skunk House Genetics’ attempt at making th

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Donny Most

Named like your dad's accountant but hits like a tranquilize

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica That Forgot It Was Indica

Donny Ocean

Meet Donny Ocean, Flip Side's attempt at an indica that acts

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Coma Indica

Donny Oreo Burger

Imagine a Michelin-star burger joint got blackout high and d

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Donugs

Donugs is Alphakronik Genes’ love letter to people whose fav

THC 25%
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🍩 Couch-Locking Indica

Donut

Meet Donut, the strain that turns your brain into a glazed c

THC 26%
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🍩 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Donut Shop

Imagine if your local hipster donut shop had a love child wi

THC 15-25%

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