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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Cake

Donut Trip

Imagine your favorite glazed pastry got high and decided to

THC 15-25%
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🍩 50/50 Hybrid

Donuts

Imagine hotboxing a Krispy Kreme and then realizing you're s

THC 18%
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🍩 Pastry-Powered Hybrid

Donuts Weed

Donuts isn’t one strain—it’s a whole pastry case of Gelato-G

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Donutz

Donutz by Kickflip Genetics is what happens when breeders sk

THC 20%
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🍩 Sterile Dessert Hybrid

Donutz Triploid

Imagine if Krispy Kreme and a cannabis lab had a drunk one-n

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Doobie Howser

Named after the teenage TV doc who definitely didn’t write h

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica That’ll Cancel Your Plans

Doobie Nights

Named after the Santa Rosa dispensary where your Uber driver

THC 20-22%
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🟢 Straight-Ahead Sativa

Doobiebird Daydream

Doobiebird Daydream is what happens when Colorado Seed Inc.

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Coma

Doodh Dulari

Doodh Dulari sounds like your auntie's kheer but hits like a

THC 18-20%
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🥛 Couch-Lock Creamery

Doodh Dulari F2

A strain so sedating it should come with a bedtime story. Do

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Doofy Bootz

Doofy Bootz is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 15-25%
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⚡ End-Times Hybrid

Doomsday

Doomsday is the strain you smoke when you want your brain to

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Doomsday by Enlightened Genetics

Doomsday sounds dramatic until you realize it’s just Enlight

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Doomsday Cloud Cover

Cloud Cover’s Doomsday is the strain equivalent of canceling

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Doomsday OG

Doomsday OG is the strain you light when the Wi-Fi goes out,

THC 22-28%
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📦 Hybrid (Delivery Included)

Doorstep

Doorstep is the only strain that literally knocks before it

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dopamine

Meet Dopamine, the strain that promises to hack your brain's

THC 19-26%
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⚫ Indica (Plot Twist)

Dopamine by Clone Onlys

Meet Dopamine—the strain that majestically ghosted its own g

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dope Breath

Dope Breath is the strain that makes you question if you act

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 52/48 Indica-Sativa Split

Dope Ho Gabby

Meet Dope Ho Gabby: the strain that sounds like your ex-room

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dope House

Dope House by Shoreline Genetics: the strain that sounds lik

THC 18%
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⚫ Identity-Crisis Indica

Doppelganger

Meet Doppelganger, the strain that looks like your ex’s favo

THC 21-20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Doppelt Cookies

Doppelt Cookies is what happens when Exclusive Seeds asks, "

THC 28%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Doppio

Doppio is the cannabis equivalent of that indie coffee shop

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dorit

Meet Dorit: the indica that treats your nervous system like

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica (No ruby slippers required)

Dorothy

Helvetic Seeds' Dorothy isn't in Kansas anymore—she's face-d

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Dorothy

Dorothy is Irie Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever w

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dos Leches

Dos Leches is World Trade Genetics' attempt at making weed t

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dos Magoo

Dos Magoo is the strain equivalent of canceling all your pla

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Dos Magoo

Dos Magoo is what happens when Do-Si-Dos hooks up with Afgoo

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Dos Panties

Dos Panties is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Dos Rodeos

Dos Rodeos by Equilibrium Genetics is the strain equivalent

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Dos Santos

Meet Dos Santos, the diplomatic strain that can't pick a sid

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Dos Si Dos 33

Barney’s Farm basically weaponized Girl Scout Cookies and ai

THC 20-30%
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🔮 Heavy Indica Hybrid

Dos Si Dos 33

Barney’s Farm Frankensteined Do-Si-Dos with Gelato #33 and b

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto-Flower

Dos Si Dos Auto

Barney’s Farm took the couch-locking lovechild of Girl Scout

THC 19%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Dos Si Dos Auto

Meet the strain that turned "lazy grower" into a compliment.

THC 19-30%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Dos Vi Dos Auto

Meet the strain that gets you pleasantly buzzed without turn

THC 8-10%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dos Vi Dos By Semyanich

Dos Vi Dos is Semyanich’s love letter to anyone who’s ever f

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dos Zkittlez by Riot Seeds

Dos Zkittlez is what happens when a candy factory and a cann

THC 18-22%
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🍨 Hybrid

Dosado Sherbert

Dosado Sherbert is the strain equivalent of a luxury ice-cre

THC 8-10%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dosado Sherbet

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got tipsy on orange creamsicle an

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Spelling Bee Runner-Up)

Dosalito

Dosalito is the strain that can’t decide how to spell its ow

THC 20-27%
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🌞 Brunch Sativa

Doses And Mimosas

This brunch-themed sativa is basically bottomless mimosas fo

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dosi

Meet Dosi, the strain that turned ‘I’ll just hit it once’ in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Dosi And Banana

Imagine your grandma's banana cream pie picked a bar fight w

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Hybrid (Cookie-Candy Chaos)

Dosi Bow

Imagine if Do-Si-Dos and a bag of Skittles had a one-night s

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dosi Breath

Dosi Breath is the cannabis equivalent of licking the spoon

THC 20-26%

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