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🟢 Sativa

Dutch Cookies

Dutch Cookies is what happens when Amsterdam meets your chil

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Dutch Delight

This Flying Dutchmen creation is basically a THC-laced weigh

THC 24%
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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like It’s Got an Indica Day Job)

Dutch Delight

Imagine a 90s Amsterdam coffeeshop crammed into one dense nu

THC 30%
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🔮 Indica (with commitment issues)

Dutch Dessert

Dutch Dessert is the strain equivalent of a stroopwafel that

THC 18-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Dragon

Dutch Dragon

Dutch Dragon is basically a caffeinated citrus dragon that g

THC 18-24%
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🐉 Pure Sativa

Dutch Dragon

Meet Dutch Dragon, the strain that convinced a continent of

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Old-Money Indica

Dutch Duchess

Dutch Duchess is Amsterdam Genetics’ velvet-gloved uppercut

THC 18-24%
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🤏 Pocket-Sized Hybrid

Dutch Dwarf

Dutch Dwarf is what happens when cannabis breeders play God

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dutch Fairytale by Seedy Simon

Imagine if Shrek hotboxed his swamp with a 1960s surf commun

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Dutch Flower Metal Haze F3 x Vietnamese Black

This SnowHigh Seeds creation is what happens when Dutch prec

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dutch Frost

Imagine if a Dutch coffee shop moved to Seattle and got real

THC 18-22%
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🔶 Classic Couch Magnet

Dutch Gold by Pro Seed

Dutch Gold is Pro Seed's love letter to anyone who considers

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dutch Grapefruit

Imagine if a grapefruit wore wooden shoes and started a tech

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Sativa

Dutch Hawaiian

If Amsterdam and Waikiki had a one-night stand, Dutch Hawaii

THC 24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Dutch Haze

Dutch Haze is basically legal Adderall grown in tulip soil.

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Dutch Kush

Meet the strain that’s basically a Viking longship in plant

THC 18%
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🔥 Hybrid Hotbox

Dutch Oven

Named after the fart-prank and the slow-cooker, Dutch Oven i

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Citrus Circus

Dutch Passion

Meet Dutch Passion: the Amsterdam-bred indica that smells li

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Vintage Couch Magnet

Dutch Passion Blueberry

The strain that taught Europe that weed can taste like a Pop

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica in a Fresh Pair of J's

Dutch Passion Blueberry x Berry Indica IBL

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry pie got blackout-drunk with

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Dutch Power 20

Dutch Power 20 is what happens when Kera Seeds says "let's m

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Royalty

Dutch Queen

Dutch Queen is what happens when Amsterdam breeders decide e

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

Dutch Skunk

Meet Dutch Skunk: the strain that smells like a skunk crawle

THC 15%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cola

Dutch Soda

Imagine if Coca-Cola grew weed instead of diabetes—Dutch Sod

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Berry

Dutch Strawberry

South Bay Genetics took a nap-heavy indica and taught it to

THC 11-12%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Dutch Treat

Dutch Treat is Amsterdam's greatest export since stroopwafel

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa That Forgot It's 80% Indica

Dutch Treat

Imagine booking a "Netherlands vacation" and ending up couch

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Classic Couch-Lock in Disguise

Dutch Treat

Dutch Treat is that polite stoner friend who shows up offeri

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Dutch Treat

The strain that taught American stoners that "indica" doesn'

THC 18%
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🔵 OG Couch-Lock Indica

Dutch Treat

Imagine if Northern Lights and Haze had a baby in Amsterdam

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Dutch Treat Automatic

Imagine a Dutch coffee shop crammed into a seed that flips i

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dutch Treat by Jordan of the Islands

Dutch Treat is Amsterdam's revenge on your productivity—an 8

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD-Forward Hybrid

Dutch Treat CBD

Imagine the classic Dutch Treat took a yoga retreat, came ba

THC 6-10%
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🍯 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dutch Treat Haze

Imagine Amsterdam’s favorite sugar-rush had a one-night stan

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Dutch Treat X ASD X Blue Fire

Geistgrow’s Frankenstein’s monster of resin and regret. One

THC 22-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Dutch Treat X Hashplant

Imagine if a Dutch coffee shop and an Afghan hash den had a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Dutch Treat X Northern Lights

This lovechild of Amsterdam's smoothest talker and the Auror

THC 18-22%
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🎄 Pine-Scented Hybrid

Dutch Tree

Dutch Tree is basically if Dutch Treat and Lemon Tree had a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Dutch Weed

Imagine Amsterdam in the 90s: neon lights, Eurotrash techno,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Dutch Yeti OG

Dutch Yeti OG is basically Bigfoot in plant form—hairy, myst

THC 20-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Dutchberry

Dutchberry is what happens when mad scientists decide your m

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis Speedrun Hybrid

DutchFem Autoflower

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Dutchfem Special

Meet Dutchfem Special—the strain that took 50 test crosses a

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Dutchie Jones

Meet Dutchie Jones—the strain that turns your to-do list int

THC 20%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Dutchmens Royal Orange

Flying Dutchmen’s crown jewel that smells like a Tropicana f

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dutty Wine

Dutty Wine is the strain that gets you so twisted you’ll att

THC 24%
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🏃‍♂️ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Dvaravati by Zomia

Named after an ancient Southeast Asian kingdom, Dvaravati by

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Pocket-Sized Hybrid

Dwarf Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a studio apartment: everything yo

THC 18-22%

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