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⚡ Pocket-Sized Auto Hybrid

Dwarf Low Flyer

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a bonsai tree on Red Bull. D

THC 15%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Dwarf Ryder

Imagine if Snoop Dogg’s stash got zapped by a shrink-ray and

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Dying Dreaming

Imagine if your yoga instructor and your gamer buddy had a l

THC 18-22%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dying Dreaming

The boutique love-child of Blue Dream and whatever candy-coa

THC 20-27%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dynamis by Apex Seeds

Apex Seeds spent ten years engineering the perfect excuse to

THC 18%
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💥 Pure Sativa Stick of Dynamite

Dynamite

Dynamite is HLW Seedbank’s love letter to anyone who thinks

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Specialist

Dynamite

Dynamite is Next Generation Seed Company's love letter to th

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Dynamite Automatic

The strain that literally named itself after what happens to

THC 18-20%
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💣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Dynamite by Sumo Seeds

Dynamite is the strain that proves “explosive” isn’t just ma

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica Nap-Nuke

Dynamite Cookies

If Willy Wonka and a demolition crew had a baby, it’d be Dyn

THC 30%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Dynamite Diesel

The love child of Sour Diesel and Skywalker OG, Dynamite Die

THC 20%
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💥 Hybrid

Dynamite Diesel

Royal Queen Seeds basically took Sour Diesel’s Red Bull-pour

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Dynamite Diesel

Imagine if your dad's old diesel truck mated with a pine tre

THC 18%
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💣 Couch-Lock OG

Dynamite OG

Named after the thing that literally blows holes in mountain

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Dynasty OG

Dynasty OG is the strain equivalent of your cousin who swear

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dysfunction

Named after your last relationship, Dysfunction is the 2 Gun

THC 15-25%
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🔀 Hybrid Chaos

Dysfunction Junction

Meet the strain that proves your family isn't the only dysfu

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Mystery Meat

Dz Runtz

Dz Runtz is what happens when breeders can't pick a lane and

THC 20-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

E M Cake

E M Cake is the strain equivalent of eating a whole sheet ca

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

E Pink St

E Pink St by Lazy Daizy Genetics is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18%
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⚖️ Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

E Rocket

E Rocket is what happens when Swiss precision meets cannabis

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

E-90 by Pinehurst

E-90 is what happens when breeders decide your personality n

THC 18-22%
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👽 Autoflowering Indica

E.T. Munchies

An 80-day autoflower that lands like a UFO in your tent, bea

THC 15-25%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

E.T.'s Flowers

The strain that proves aliens really did land in Humboldt Co

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Indica (55% but who's counting?)

E85

E85 is what happens when Grandiflora Genetics decides to mak

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Designer Dessert Hybrid

E85

E85 is what happens when Wedding Cake gets drunk on high-oct

THC 28%
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🟣 Dessert-Fuel Indica

E85

E85 is what happens when a weed breeder asks, "What if we ma

THC 24-29%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

E85 X Doggy Bag

The automotive-grade name isn't clickbait—this 28% THC indic

THC 28%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica-ish Hybrid

Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver is the Sasquatch of weed—everyone’s cousin’s de

THC 19%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Eagle Scout

Eagle Scout is the cannabis equivalent of that kid who showe

THC 23%
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🟢 Sativa with Training Wheels

Early Amnesia CBD

Like your most responsible friend who still parties but alwa

THC 15-25%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Indica (Yes, Really)

Early Amnesia CBD

Amnesia Haze’s chill cousin who shows up on time, brings ora

THC 20%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Frankenberry

Early Berry by The Bank

Imagine if a blueberry Pop-Tart and a weighted blanket had a

THC 18%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Early Bird

Early Bird is the strain for people who want to be productiv

THC 18-23%
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🌅 Sativa

Early Bird Skunk

The strain for people who set three alarms and still hit sno

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Early Bluebonic

Meet Early Bluebonic: the strain that couldn't decide if it

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Early Bubba Hash

Early Bubba Hash is what happens when breeders decide 'comfo

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Early Bubba Kush

Early Bubba Kush is the strain equivalent of a flannel robe

THC 16%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Early Bubba Kush

The strain for growers who missed the memo that patience is

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (52% sativa, 48% indica)

Early Bubble

Early Bubble is what happens when a breeder flips a coin and

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Early Bud

Early Bud is what happens when breeders get tired of waiting

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Pocket-Sized Indica

Early Bud Bonsai

The strain that proves size doesn’t matter—this bonsai beast

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Speed-Run Indica

Early Bud by Positronics

Early Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—d

THC 18%
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🍭 Hybrid (50/50 split personality)

Early Candy

Early Candy is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we m

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Early Chemo

Early Chemo is basically a weighted blanket in plant form, b

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Early Durban

Early Durban is Copenhagen Seed Company's love letter to any

THC 16-22%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Early Durban

Early Durban is what happens when Dutch breeders kidnap a So

THC 18-23%
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🔥 African Rocket Fuel Sativa

Early Durban

Early Durban is what happens when South African landraces ge

THC 18%

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