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⚪ Cool-Climate Hybrid

Early Pearl

The strain that taught Northern Europe how to grow dank weed

THC 14-20%
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💤 Couch-Lock Lite

Early Pearl Improved

Meet the strain that made Skunk #1 go to therapy and come ou

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Early Pearl x Mazar I Sharif

Meet the strain that asks, 'Why stand when lying down feels

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Early Pearl X Ozoneya 4 Way

Meet the strain that parties like it's 1979 but still makes

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Early Purple

Early Purple is the strain that shows up fashionably early t

THC 19-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Early Purple Kush

The strain that proves purple isn't just a color—it's a life

THC 18%
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🟣 Hardcore Indica

Early Purple Kush by Scott Family Farms

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Early Queen

Early Queen is the cannabis equivalent of showing up to brun

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Early Resin Berry

Imagine a strain so secretive it won’t even tell its own par

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Early Riser

Meet the strain that thinks 'balanced breakfast' means split

THC 18%
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🌅 Outdoor Overachiever Hybrid

Early Riser

The cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up to brunc

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Fast-Track Sativa

Early Sativa

The espresso shot of sativas—Early Sativa bolts out of the g

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Speedrun

Early Sativa

Early Sativa is what happens when Canadian breeders get impa

THC 18-24%
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⚠️ Sativa That Thinks It’s an Indica

Early Sativa

Meet Early Sativa—the strain that sprinted through flowering

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Early Skunk

If Skunk #1 and Early Pearl had a baby who majored in "Aggre

THC 18%
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⚡ 70% Indica Hybrid

Early Skunk

The lovechild of Skunk #1 and Early Pearl, this strain is ba

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 80/20 Couch-Lock-to-Couch-Surf Hybrid

Early Skunk

The strain that proves "early" and "skunk" aren't just strip

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Early Skunk

Meet Early Skunk, the strain that proves you can teach an ol

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Early Skunk

Imagine if a skunk and a lemon had a baby, then that baby gr

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Skunk Bomb

Early Skunk

Seedsman's Early Skunk is basically a skunk that went to fin

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked & Cocky Indica

Early Skunk

The strain that finishes flowering faster than you finish a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Early Skunk

Essentially Skunk #1’s Canadian cousin who shows up early, b

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Early Skunk Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Early S

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (80/20)

Early Skunk by Mallorca Seeds

Meet Early Skunk—the strain that smells like your high-schoo

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Choose Your Own Adventure')

Early Skunk Haze

Imagine a skunk wearing a disco Afro—it's loud, it's proud,

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Early Skunk SK1.EP.EP

Early Skunk SK1.EP.EP is what happens when breeders go full

THC 24%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant

Early Skunk x Afghan Haze

This 55-day wonder child from Mr. Nice Seedbank marries skun

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Early Spliff

Early Spliff is like that friend who shows up at 7 AM with c

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Early Tao

Meet Early Tao: the strain that makes coffee look like chamo

THC 18-20%
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⚗️ Time-Traveling Hybrid

Early Timewarp IBL

The DeLorean of weed. Early Timewarp IBL allegedly lets you

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Magnet Indica

Early Top Skunk

Early Top Skunk is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 20%
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⚡ Fast-Finish Sativa

Early Top Tao

Early Top Tao is the espresso shot of sativas—25% THC and re

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Early Turd

Meet Early Turd—the strain that proves you can’t judge a boo

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Early Vixen

Early Vixen is Crop King’s espresso shot of sativa—bred for

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Early Widow

Meet Early Widow, the strain that turns 'just one hit' into

THC 16%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Early Widow

Early Widow is the cannabis equivalent of decaf coffee—techn

THC 16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Early Wonder Skunk

The strain your dad still swears was the strongest thing in

THC 15%
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⚡ Speed-Run Sativa Hybrid

Early XXX

The espresso shot of cannabis—Early XXX is what happens when

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Early-Bird Indica

Earlywave

Imagine if your alarm clock got you stoned instead of waking

THC 18-22%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Classic

Earth OG

Earth OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket dipp

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Earth OG

Earth OG is what happens when Mother Nature hot-boxes her Pr

THC 18-25%
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🟤 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Earthbender

If smoking a forest floor sounds romantic, congratulations—E

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Earthquake

Named like a natural disaster but hits more like a gentle ma

THC 18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Earthquake Modern Flower

Earthquake Modern Flower is the strain equivalent of a Richt

THC 24%
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🟣 Corporate Couch-Lock

Earthquake Trulieve

Trulieve’s Earthquake is the strain equivalent of a Florida

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

East Bay OG x Purple Punch

Purple City Genetics basically duct-taped a sleepy OG to a g

THC 28%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

East Cake

East Cake is what happens when your wedding cake gets a Jers

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Menace

East Coast 13

East Coast 13 is what happens when a breeder gives a sativa

THC 18-24%

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