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🔵 Indica

Frosted Flakes

Imagine your breakfast cereal got possessed by a stoner ghos

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frosted Flakes by Taylormade Selections

Frosted Flakes is the strain that proves you CAN polish a tu

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frosted Frittlez

Frosted Frittlez is what happens when breeders at Dying Bree

THC 23%

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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Froyo

Imagine Ben & Jerry’s and a cannabis plant had a one-night s

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (or as balanced as your ex's emotional state)

Frosted Fruit

Imagine if a snowman and a fruit salad had a torrid affair,

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Frosted Fruit Cake

Clone Only's Frosted Fruit Cake is the edible you smoke when

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Fujis

Frosted Fujis is basically what happens when Compound Geneti

THC 22-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Frosted Glue

Frosted Glue is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 takes a sp

THC 22-28%

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🍇 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Frosted Grape

Imagine grape jelly and a snowman had a baby, then raised it

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Sugar-Coated Couch Lock

Frosted Grapes

Imagine Welch’s and Gorilla Glue had a baby, then rolled it

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock Express

Frosted Guava

Imagine guava juice poured over a snowbank of kief—then imag

THC 20-25%

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🍈 Sativa Overachiever

Frosted Guava

Frosted Guava is the strain that convinced your brain it’s o

THC 25%

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🍓 Fast-Food Hybrid

Frosted Guava Auto

Green House Seeds turned a guava smoothie into a couch-locki

THC 22-25%

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🌞 Autoflowering Sativa

Frosted Guava Auto

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 18%

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❄️ Couch-Lock Express Autoflower

Frosted Guava Auto

Frosted Guava Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 17%

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❄️ Indica Auto-Flower

Frosted Guava Automatic

Imagine guava sorbet rolled in kief and served on a couch-lo

THC 16-23%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy

Frosted Gushers

Imagine your childhood fruit snacks took steroids, rolled in

THC 15-25%

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🐷 Pure Indica

Frosted Hog

Frosted Hog is what happens when Wilbur discovers trichomes

THC 15-25%

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🌿 Haze-Heavy Hybrid

Frosted Jungle

Imagine if a Christmas ornament and a rainforest had a baby

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Frosted Kush Cakes

Imagine if Betty Crocker got paranoid and cross-bred a weddi

THC 20-23%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frosted Lemonade

Imagine if a Chick-fil-A lemonade had a torrid affair with a

THC 15-25%

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🍋 Sativa CBD

Frosted Lime CBD

Imagine a lime Popsicle that went to therapy and came back e

THC 12-16%

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🟢 Hemp-Compliant Couch Companion

Frosted Lime CBD

Meet the strain that lets you tell your mom you’re “just enj

THC 0.2-0.3%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Madness

Frosted Madness is what happens when breeders decide your br

THC 18%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Melon

Imagine if a melon rolled through a dispensary, got trichome

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica

Frosted Melon Gelato

Imagine Gelato wearing a winter coat made of melon-flavored

THC 20%

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🍈 Frosted Hybrid

Frosted Melon Gelato

Imagine Gelato raided a fruit stand, then rolled in powdered

THC 28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Frosted Mints

Up The Hill Creations turned mint chip ice cream into a 20%

THC 20%

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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

Frosted Nerds

Imagine Willy Wonka ran a grow op—Frosted Nerds is what the

THC 22-29%

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🔵 Indica

Frosted Onionz

Frosted Onionz is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 20%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Oranges

Imagine your breakfast OJ got freaky with a snow globe and a

THC 20-23%

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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Frosted Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and locked himself in a gro

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Store

Frosted Runtz

Frosted Runtz is what happens when Willy Wonka and Jack Fros

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Frosted Skywalker

Frosted Skywalker is what happens when OG Kush and a snow gl

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Autopilot

Frosted Skywalker Auto

Moscaseeds crammed Skywalker genetics into a microwave burri

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frosted Strawberries

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake and a snow cone had a baby

THC 24%

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🍭 Hybrid Pastry in Disguise

Frosted Sugar Bombs

Frosted Sugar Bombs is what happens when a cereal mascot get

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Frosted Tot Parts

Frosted Tot Parts is what happens when Seattle Chronic Seeds

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Dessert-Inspired Hybrid

Frosted Vanilla Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a snow-covered Christmas

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica

Frosted Zin

Frosted Zin is the cannabis equivalent of a glitter bomb in

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 52% Sativa / 48% Indica Hybrid

Frosted Zinn

Frosted Zinn is what happens when breeders decide to make we

THC 18%

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🔮 Sugar-Coated Couch Magnet

Frosted Zinn

Frosted Zinn is the strain equivalent of eating an entire ba

THC 19-27%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Frosted Zinn x 3 Bears OG Auto

Barneys Farm basically duct-taped a snow globe to a gym sock

THC 18%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Frosted Zinn X Cookie Dog Auto

Barney’s Farm threw a frosted-up Zinn, a baked Cookie Dog, a

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Straight-up Indica

Frostee Paws by Thunderfudge

Imagine if a polar bear ate a bakery and then farted out tri

THC 20-25%

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🍰 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Frosting

Meet Frosting, the strain that smells like your dentist's wo

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frosty Bananas

Frosty Bananas is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into we

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frosty Buckeye

Imagine if your Christmas tree got drunk on orange bitters a

THC 20%