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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Frozen Black Cherry

Think of Frozen Black Cherry as the edible equivalent of hit

THC 35%+

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Blueberries

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry pie got cryogenically froze

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Berry

Frozen Blueberry

Imagine if your grandma’s blueberry pie got cryogenically fr

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Frozen Boss

Imagine your boss froze solid mid-lecture—now smoke his corp

THC 6-9%

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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid

Frozen Butter Cookies by Pastries

Imagine if Pillsbury Doughboy got baked and decided to open

THC 18%

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🔲 Hybrid (60/40 indica/sativa split like an indecisive Oreo)

Frozen Butter Cookies F2

Imagine if your grandma accidentally used cannabutter in her

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frozen Butterscotch Pie

Holy Perogy's Frozen Butterscotch Pie is what happens when W

THC 20%

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🍰 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Frozen Cake Pop

Imagine if a birthday cake got a philosophy degree and decid

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Cap Junky

Imagine if a snowman and a frat boy had a baby, then dipped

THC 25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Carbon

Imagine if a Christmas tree and a diesel truck had a baby, t

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Frozen Cherry by Zmoothiez

Imagine someone froze a bowl of cough syrup and wrapped it i

THC 30-35%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Frozen Cherry Runtz

This frosty freakshow is what happens when breeders weaponiz

THC 30%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cherry

Frozen Cherrycana

Frozen Cherrycana is the strain that asks, "What if a cherry

THC 15-25%

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🥤 Hybrid (a.k.a. Diabetes Kush)

Frozen Coke

Imagine if Coca-Cola and a weed plant had a one-night stand

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cola

Frozen Coke

Imagine someone poured a Big Gulp into liquid nitrogen, then

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Cookies

Imagine Thin Mints got lost in the freezer aisle and came ba

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Custard

Frozen Custard

Imagine Ben & Jerry got custody of your nervous system and d

THC 20-28%

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🍸 Terp-Soaked Hybrid

Frozen Daiquiri

Imagine your blender’s happy hour spilled into a jar—Frozen

THC 15-25%

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🍦 Sativa (with sprinkles)

Frozen Dessert

Imagine if your local ice-cream truck got rear-ended by a te

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Frozen Face Auto

Meet Frozen Face Auto: the strain that flowers so fast you’l

THC 16%

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❄️🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Fist

Frozen Fist looks like it mugged Jack Frost and stole his en

THC 15-25%

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🟣 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Frozen Fritter

Meet Frozen Fritter, the strain that treats your brain like

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Fruit

Mr. Coolsmoke’s Frozen Fruit is the strain equivalent of tha

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Frozen Fruit Punch

Imagine your grandma's fruit cocktail got cryogenically froz

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Fuel

Philosopher Seeds basically asked, “What if a snowplow and a

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Frozen Fuel

Imagine your brain doing the polar plunge while your body me

THC 18%

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🤖 Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Gelato

Imagine Gelato #41 took a spa day in a cryo-chamber and came

THC 15%

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🔮 Grape-Dipped Hybrid

Frozen Grape

Imagine if a snowman ate grape Nerds and then immediately go

THC 22-31%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Frozen Grapes

Frozen Grapes is what happens when your grape juice gets pos

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Frozen Grapes

Frozen Grapes is what happens when Willy Wonka and a frost g

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Straight Sativa

Frozen Grapes by Gus' Unique Selections

Imagine grape Nerds candy went to art school and came back w

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frozen GRC

Imagine if Disney's Frozen was about weed instead of sisterl

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Indica That Pretends It’s a Hybrid

Frozen Guavotti

Frozen Guavotti is what happens when breeders trap a tropica

THC 21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frozen Hi-C

Imagine your childhood Hi-C juice box got cryogenically froz

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Frozen Jelly

Frozen Jelly is the strain equivalent of eating a popsicle i

THC 20%

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🍩 Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Jelly Donutz

Imagine shoving a jelly donut into a snowman’s mouth and lig

THC 15-30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Jungle

Imagine your brain took a tropical vacation but forgot its j

THC 25%

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⚖️ True 50/50 Hybrid

Frozen Lakes

Frozen Lakes is what happens when Robin Hood Seeds decides M

THC 20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Frozen Lemons

Capulator's Frozen Lemons is basically a Red Bull that grew

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Frozen Lemons

Meet Frozen Lemons, the strain that turns your living room i

THC 20-28%

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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Frozen Lemons

Imagine Lemon Pledge and a glacier had a baby—Frozen Lemons

THC 15-25%

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🥭 Frost-Covered Identity Crisis

Frozen Mango

Imagine if a mango smoothie and a snow cone had a baby who r

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Mangoes

Imagine your blender sneezed into a snow-cone machine—Frozen

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Frozen Mangoes S1

The strain that dares to ask, “What if weed tried to cosplay

THC 10-15%

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🍹 Day-Drinking Hybrid

Frozen Margarita

Think of the cocktail, but instead of brain freeze you get b

THC 18-27%

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🧊 Sativa

Frozen Margy

Bred by the mysterious duo 'Unknown or Legendary'—which soun

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Frozen Margy

Frozen Margy is the strain equivalent of licking a gas pump

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frozen Marker

Imagine if a dry-erase marker got cryogenically frozen with

THC 18-24%