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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Gary Banana Payton

Imagine Gary Payton stealing the ball from a banana, then du

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Gary Burger

Gary Burger is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18%

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🎂 Hybrid Cake-Walk

Gary Cake

Meet Gary Cake—the strain that sounds like your cousin's mix

THC 20-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gary Chip

Gary Chip is the strain that asks, 'You got plans tonight?'

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Indica (With Occasional Mood Swings)

Gary Coleman

Named after TV's most vertically challenged legend, Gary Col

THC 18-23%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Gary El Celoso

Gary El Celoso is the Spanish soap opera of indicas—dramatic

THC 18%

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🔵 Boutique Couch Magnet

Gary Eyes

Gary Eyes is the cannabis equivalent of a hype-beast drop—li

THC 30%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gary Gunk

Gary Gunk is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica (but don’t expect couch-lock)

Gary Mac

Imagine if a Hall-of-Fame point guard and an alien cookie ha

THC 25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gary Payton

Named after the NBA’s trash-talking legend because it’ll loc

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Glove's Green Assist)

Gary Payton

Named after the NBA legend who could guard five positions, G

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Glove's Revenge)

Gary Payton

Named after the trash-talking Hall of Famer, Gary Payton doe

THC 15-25%

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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Gary Payton

Named after the NBA's glove-slinging defensive legend, Gary

THC 15-25%

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🏀 Hybrid (The Glove Edition)

Gary Payton

Named after the NBA’s trash-talking legend, Gary Payton the

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gary Payton

The Cookies squad took two powerhouse parents, slapped an NB

THC 15-25%

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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Gary Payton All-Star

Named after the NBA’s trash-talking legend, this hybrid play

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Gary Payton CBD

Imagine the NBA’s glove in edible form—tight defense on anxi

THC 8-12%

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🔮 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Gary Payton X A98 Aloha White Widow

Imagine if a 1998 beach mixtape got crossed with a modern NB

THC 20-27%

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🏀 5% THC Hybrid

Gary Payton X Crashed Out Cookies

The cannabis equivalent of an NBA highlight reel where nobod

THC 5%

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🏀🍰 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gary Payton X London Poundcake

Imagine if a Hall-of-Fame point guard baked a lemon-berry ca

THC 15-25%

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🏀 Purple-Defensive Indica

Gary Payton x Pre98 Bubba Kush

Imagine the NBA's most tenacious defender body-checking you

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Gary Payton x Purple Punch

Imagine Gary Payton full-court pressing your brain while Pur

THC 25%

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🏀 Court-Side Sativa

Gary Payton X Sour Face

This strain is what happens when the Glove meets a lemon war

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Designer Indica

Gary Payton X Tropical Runtz

Zephyr Seeds took two championship belts and stitched them i

THC 32-34%

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🍭 Hybrid

Gary Poppins

Imagine Mary Poppins’ purse if it was stuffed with candy-coa

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Gary Poppins

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed Gary Payton’s gym bag—28% THC,

THC 26-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gary Poppins Reloaded

The Mary Poppins of weed: practically perfect in every way,

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Light

Gary Punch

Gary Punch is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Straight-Up Indica

Gary Satan

Gary Satan sounds like your D&D character’s final boss, but

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Hype-Driven Hybrid

Gary Satan

Meet Gary Satan: the weed equivalent of a streetwear drop th

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Switzerland of Weed')

Gary Simmons

Meet Gary Simmons—the strain that ghosted your couch lock an

THC 18-26%

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🍒 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Gary's Cherries

Gary's Cherries is what happens when breeders decide your ch

THC 20-30%

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🍈 Hybrid (Candy-Gas Edition)

Gary's Melons

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a diesel spill had

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Gary's Nuts

The strain that answers the age-old question "What if a pean

THC 18-22%

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💍 Hybrid

Gary's Wedding

Gary's Wedding is what happens when Gary Payton crashes a ba

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Fuel Bomb

Gas

Gas is the strain that smells like someone spilled premium u

THC 15-25%

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⛽ Hybrid Glue Bomb

Gas And Glue

The name says it all—this bud smells like someone spilled pr

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Gas Basket

Exotic Genetix took every gas strain you've ever loved, stuf

THC 18-24%

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⛽ Indica

Gas Basket

Meet Gas Basket, the indica that brings a gas-station air fr

THC 20-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Gas Berry

Imagine OG Kush and Blueberry had a baby, then that baby gre

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Gas Break Dip

Named after a hyphy-era dance move, Gas Break Dip hits the g

THC 24-29%

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⚡️ Gassy Hybrid

Gas Breath

Gas Breath is what happens when a fuel truck crashes into a

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gas Bubble

Gas Bubble is what happens when South Bay Genetics asks, “Wh

THC 25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Specialist

Gas Bugnes

Gas Bugnes is what happens when Skunk House Genetics asks, "

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Gas Burzt

Gas Burzt is what happens when a candy factory collides with

THC 22%

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⛽ Hybrid That Smells Like a Shell Station

Gas Burzt

Gas Burzt is the strain equivalent of huffing premium unlead

THC 22-28%

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🔥 Lab-Tested Face-Melter

Gas Cake

Gas Cake is Jungle Boys’ way of saying, “You think 30% is hi

THC 33%

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🎂 Hybrid (33% THC cake that'll ice you)

Gas Cake

Gas Cake is what happens when Kickflip Genetics decides your

THC 33%