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🧄 Indica-Dominant Funk Bomb

Garlic Mushroom Onion (GMO Cookies)

Imagine your Italian nonna’s kitchen got blackout drunk and

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic OG

Imagine if your nonna's marinara sauce got possessed by a di

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Indica Night-Cap

Garlic Oreoz

Imagine dunking a chocolate cookie in garlic bread oil, then

THC 24-33%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Garlic Pancakes

Garlic Pancakes is Happy Dreams Genetics’ twisted tribute to

THC 18%
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🧄 Indica

Garlic Pave

Imagine dunking a loaf of garlic bread in diesel fuel and th

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Garlic Piss N Cherries

A strain that sounds like a dare and smokes like a regret wr

THC 18%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Punch

Garlic Punch is what happens when breeders ask "what if weed

THC 18%
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🧄 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Garlic Punch

Garlic Punch is what happens when your nonna's marinara sauc

THC 5%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Monster

Garlic Punch F2

Meet Garlic Punch F2: the strain that turns your living room

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Garlic Reaper

Garlic Reaper is what happens when a pasta chef and a mad sc

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Nightmare Fuel Indica

Garlic Reaper

Imagine if an Italian nonna dropped her entire spice rack in

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Garlic Reserve

Garlic Reserve is what happens when breeders ask, "What if w

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Hybrid (Indica-Leaning Garlic Grenade)

Garlic Rox

Garlic Rox is what happens when a bag of roasted garlic clov

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Garlic Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and an Italian nonna hot-boxing a grow t

THC 28%
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🧄🍬 Hybrid (aka “Dessert with a Side of Bruschetta”)

Garlic Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a garlic bread factory—that’s

THC 20-29%
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🧄 Hybrid with identity issues

Garlic Runtz

Imagine if Nonna's marinara sauce and a gas station air fres

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Italian Stallion)

Garlic Sauce

Garlic Sauce is the strain that makes you question if you’re

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Stinky Sativa

Garlic Sauce

Garlic Sauce is what happens when breeders decide dessert st

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Garlic Sherbert

Imagine someone dunked a garlic knot in rainbow sherbert and

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Garlic Sherbet x White Giant

A Motherland Genetics science fair project that accidentally

THC 18-23%
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🧄 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Garlic Sours

Garlic Sours is what happens when Alien Genetics asks "what

THC 18-24%
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✨ Garlic-Fueled Hybrid

Garlic Starship

Garlic Starship is what happens when GMO decides to cosplay

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Couch-Locked Indica

Garlic Stash #13

Dragons Flame Genetics basically weaponized your grandma’s p

THC 18%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Garlic Stash 21

Garlic Stash 21 is the strain that makes your dealer say 'tr

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 53% Indica / 47% Sativa Split Personality

Garlic Storm

Garlic Storm is what happens when mad scientists decide "you

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica

Garlic Sundae

Imagine Nonna’s lasagna and a chocolate sundae had a love ch

THC 25%
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🔴 Pure Couch Gluer

Garlic Toast

Imagine if your nonna’s garlic bread got possessed by a dies

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Hybrid

Garlic Totz

Imagine your nonna’s marinara and a gas station bathroom had

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Garlic Triangle Mintz

The strain that proves Aeque Genetics has a twisted sense of

THC 18-24%
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🧄 Couch-Lock OG

Garlic Triangle Wookies

Meet the strain that answers the question: what if OG Kush a

THC 20-28%
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🧄 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Garlic Truffle

Imagine if a Michelin-starred chef hot-boxed your living roo

THC 22%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Truffles

Garlic Truffles is the strain that answers the question, "Wh

THC 18%
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🧄 Indica (a.k.a. the Breath-Mint Killer)

Garlic Weed

The strain that made vampires and first dates extinct. Garli

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Stank-Forward Indica

Garlic Weed Names

Imagine a garlic knot that could bench-press you. These stra

THC 22-30%
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⚡ Hybrid

Garlic Weeds

Imagine someone roasted a whole bulb of garlic in diesel fue

THC 30%
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⚗️ Garlic-Dominant Hybrid

Garlic Wizard

Imagine if a garlic knot and a gas station had a baby—then t

THC 10-20%
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🧄 Hybrid (GMO x Zkittlez)

Garlic Z

Imagine if Nonna’s spaghetti sauce and a bag of Skittles had

THC 24-30%
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🧄 Indica Dominant

Garlic Z Weed

Imagine stuffing a bag of Skittles into a garlic knot, then

THC 28%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlicane

Garlicane is what happens when your nonna’s pasta sauce deci

THC 18-23%
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🧄 Pure Indica Knockout

Garlicane

Garlicane is what happens when In House Genetics asks "What

THC 20-27%
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🧄 Couch-Lock Indica

Garlicane

Garlicane is what happens when you let GMO and Slurricane br

THC 20-28%
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🧄 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Mystery Meat')

Garlicot

Imagine a garlic knot that got too cozy with a cobbler and n

THC 15-25%
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🧄🍑 Hybrid

Garlicot

Garlicot is what happens when a stoner chef accidentally cro

THC 20%
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🧄 Savory Hybrid

Garlics

Garlics is what happens when a skunk farts in a spice rack a

THC 22%
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⚖️ Garlic-Forward Hybrid

Garlikoff

Garlikoff is what happens when a stoner chef accidentally cr

THC 20%
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🔴 Full Couch-Lock Indica

Garlotti

Meet Garlotti, the strain that proves you can be a carb-load

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Garmr

Meet Garmr, the strain that spent 18 months in cannabis fini

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Garnett Silk

Garnett Silk is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%

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