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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Garden Of Dreams

Garden Of Dreams is what happens when breeders let indica an

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Garden Of Eden X White Lightning

Imagine Eve handing Adam an apple rolled in kief and struck

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica

Gardenia

Gardenia is the botanical equivalent of getting tucked in by

THC 18%
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🔴 Red-Alert Hybrid

Gardens Rubicite

Gardens Rubicite is Solfire’s love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 20-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Gare Bears

Imagine if Cookie Monster got drafted by the NBA and then im

THC 30%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Express

Gare Du Nord

Named after the Parisian train hub because it'll send you to

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Garfield

The only Garfield that won't judge you for staying on the co

THC 20%
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🟡 Mid-Potency Sativa

Garfield

Named after everyone's favorite lazy, lasagna-obsessed tabby

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Garfield Gelato

Garfield Gelato is what happens when a lazy orange cartoon c

THC 20-27%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Garfunkle

Meet Garfunkle—Bodhi Seeds' love letter to anyone who's ever

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Colossus

Gargantua

Meet Gargantua, the strain that ate your grow tent. Named af

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Gargoyle

Gargoyle is the strain that looks like it moonlights guardin

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gargoyle Gas

Meet Gargoyle Gas—Green Blood Genetics’ attempt to make a st

THC 21%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Gargoyles

Like the gothic gargoyles it’s named after, this 70/30 indic

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Garhwali Jungli

Imagine if a Himalayan mountain goat smoked a joint and wrot

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Himalayan Sativa

Garhwali Shiva

Named after the god of destruction but engineered to destroy

THC 18-24%
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🍦🧄 Hybrid

Garlato

Imagine someone dunked a garlic knot in gelato and then set

THC 20-27%
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🧄 Funky Indica

Garlic

Imagine your breath in edible form—this stanky indica reeks

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Garlic Aioli

Garlic Aioli is what happens when breeders binge-watch cooki

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Garlic Applez

Garlic Applez is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 18-24%
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🧄 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Garlic Behavior

Garlic Behavior is what happens when breeders ask "What if w

THC 18%
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🧄 Hybrid

Garlic Blossom

Imagine if a vampire's worst nightmare had a baby with a lav

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Bob

Meet Garlic Bob—the strain that makes your neighbors think y

THC 20-28%
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🤌 50/50 Hybrid

Garlic Bread

Imagine if Olive Garden made a weed strain and it actually s

THC 18%
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🧄 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock & Carbs)

Garlic Bread

Imagine dunking a loaf of garlic knots in melted butter, the

THC 28%
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🧄 Couch-Lock Carb Loader

Garlic Bread

Imagine if Olive Garden bred weed with a diesel truck. Garli

THC 20-27%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Breath

Garlic Breath is what happens when an Italian nonna gets too

THC 18%
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🧄 Hybrid (50/50, like a perfectly seasoned bagel)

Garlic Breath

Garlic Breath is the strain that proves ThugPug Genetics has

THC 22%
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🧄 Indica (Straight Killer)

Garlic Breath

Garlic Breath is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Balanced Hybrid

Garlic Breath 20

Imagine smoking a loaf of garlic bread that went to college

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Garlic Breath 3.0

Imagine your nonna's marinara had a baby with a gas station—

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Garlic-Stank Indica

Garlic Brothel

Meet Garlic Brothel, the strain that makes your dealer's car

THC 18-24%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Bud

Imagine your nonna’s marinara got into a brawl with a skunk

THC 18%
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🧄 Pure Indica Couch-Lock

Garlic Budder

Garlic Budder is what happens when Humboldt Seed Co. decides

THC 18-24%
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🧄 Pure Indica Couch-Lock Cuisine

Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter is the strain that proves ThugPug Genetics moo

THC 20%
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🧄 Indica

Garlic Butter Revolution

Imagine spreading roasted garlic on a warm cookie and then i

THC 20-27%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Cake

Imagine Nonna’s lasagna colliding with a tire fire inside a

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Cake

Garlic Cake is what happens when you let GMO and Wedding Cak

THC 20%
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🧄 Indica (with commitment issues)

Garlic Candy

Garlic Candy is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted thei

THC 20-28%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica (a.k.a. Nap Time with Benefits)

Garlic Chem CBD

Imagine your favorite Italian restaurant collided with a gas

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Hybrid (GMO’s rowdy cousin)

Garlic Chip

Garlic Chip is the strain for anyone who’s ever thought, “I

THC 25%
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🧄 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Garlic Cocktail

Meet Garlic Cocktail—the strain that answers the age-old que

THC 18%
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🧄 Indica-Heavy Garlic Bomb

Garlic Cocktail

Imagine someone stuffed a bag of weed with roasted garlic, t

THC 20-28%
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🧄 Pure Indica

Garlic Cocktail

Imagine someone blended a garlic knot with a mimosa and then

THC 22%
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🧄 Indica

Garlic Cocktail #7

Garlic Cocktail #7 is what happens when your weed dealer and

THC 15-25%
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🧄 CBD-Heavy Indica

Garlic Cocktail CBD

Imagine your Nonna’s marinara making out with a piña colada—

THC 0.3-1%
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🧄 Full-On Indica

Garlic Cookies

Garlic Cookies is what happens when breeders ask "what if di

THC 25-28%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Garlic Cookies

Imagine if a gas station hot-dog cart and Nonna's Sunday gra

THC 24-30%

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