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🟣 Couch-Lock MVP

Game On

Meet Game On: the only strain that makes ‘just one more epis

THC 22-27%
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🔴 Sativa

Game Over

Game Over is the sativa that'll have you speed-cleaning your

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Game Over by Happy Valley Genetics

Game Over is the sativa that turns your to-do list into a sp

THC 20%+
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Game Time

Game Time is the strain that shows up like a hype man for bo

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Gamma Bananas

Imagine if a banana smoothie got zapped by comic-book gamma

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gamma Berry

Gamma Berry is what happens when Dark Horse Genetics asks, “

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gamma By Poppa Pains

Gamma is what happens when a mad scientist who actually know

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Certified Sativa Rocket Fuel

Gamma Candy

Gamma Candy is the strain equivalent of main-lining a Pixy S

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheese Wheel

Gamma Cheeze

Gamma Cheeze is what happens when Humminbird Genetics asks,

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Gamma Jack

Gamma Jack is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ attempt to weaponize mo

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Gamma Rays

Gamma Rays is what happens when Mr. H Genetics decides to pl

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Gamper by Puppets Genetics

Gamper is what happens when mad scientists decide "relaxatio

THC 22-26%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock OG

Gan

Gan is what happens when a breeder spends four years refinin

THC 18%
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🔮 OG Wizard Indica

Gandalf

Named after everyone's favorite pipe-smoking wizard, Gandalf

THC 18-26%
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🟣 OG-leaning Indica

Gandalf OG

Named after the only wizard who makes smoking a 3-foot pipe

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Wizard

Gandalf The Blue

Patchwerk Genetics summoned this 85% indica beast so you can

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gandalf's Wizard Sleeve

Named after whatever Gandalf keeps up that flowing grey robe

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ganesh

Named after the elephant god who removes obstacles, Ganesh i

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ganesh

Ganesh is the strain that looks like it dipped itself in glu

THC 15-25%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Ganesh Berry

Meet Ganesh Berry, the strain that somehow convinced an elep

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ganesh Berry

Meet Ganesh Berry, the strain that somehow convinced both in

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Ganesh Spirit

Sweet Seeds basically took a lightning bolt, wrapped it in c

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Gangsta Boo

Named after the Memphis rap queen, Gangsta Boo is the strain

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gangsta's Paradise

Love Genetics bottled 90s nostalgia and called it Gangsta's

THC 18-23%
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🔫 Pure Indica

Gangstar

Gangstar by KushBrothers Seeds is the strain equivalent of a

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Gangster Funk

Gangster Funk is Riot Seeds' love letter to anyone who's eve

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ OG Kush Plus Taxes

Gangster OG

Gangster OG is the strain that wants you to know it has conn

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Ganj Nam Style

Dr. Krippling’s love letter to couch-lock, Ganj Nam Style is

THC 18-25%
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🗽 Sativa

Ganj Of New York

Meet the strain that smells like Times Square at 2 a.m.—loud

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Deep-Couch Berries

Ganja Berry Blast

Imagine a Blueberry and a Strawberry Cough had a baby, then

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Ganja Cowboy

Meet the strain that lassos both sides of your brain and mak

THC 18%
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🤠 Hybrid

Ganja Cowboy

Ganja Cowboy is the strain your dealer calls "the Clint East

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Ganja Farmer OG

Ganja Farmer OG is the agricultural equivalent of a bedtime

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Ganja Gelato

Ganja Gelato is what happens when your dispensary’s pastry c

THC 15-25%
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🥤 Auto-Flowering Sativa Milkshake

Ganja Gelato Auto

The strain that proves robots can bake better than your ex.

THC 18%
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🍇 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Ganja Grape

Ganja Grape is the strain equivalent of grape soda spilled o

THC 25%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Powered Candy Bomb

Ganja Runtz Auto

Imagine Willy Wonka got impatient and cross-bred his candy f

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Ganja Skunk Auto

Ganja Skunk Auto is what happens when breeders ask, "How can

THC 25-35%
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⚡ Sativa Auto (a.k.a. Training Wheels OG)

Ganjah Auto 47

Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis with a learner’s p

THC 10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Gaping Growler

Gaping Growler is the strain that asks 'what if a pine tree

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Pure Indica Nap-Nuke

Garanimals

Garanimals is the strain you smoke when you want to become o

THC 30%
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🍪🍇 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Garanimals

The strain equivalent of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos du

THC 22-24%
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🔥 Sativa Slap

Garanimals X Melonade

Tiki Madman basically weaponized a candy store and called it

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Garbage Cloud

Garbage Cloud sounds like a failed grunge band but actually

THC 18%
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🟣 Straight Indica

Garberville Cheese

Imagine a wheel of funky cheddar rolled through a redwood fo

THC 20%
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🌌 Indica (with a Phish ticket stub)

Garcia Under The Stars

Basically the Deadhead answer to Ambien, minus the morning s

THC 18-26%
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🪂 Sativa (a.k.a. 'Skydiving for your Brain')

Garcia Wingsuit

Named after the thing that lets lunatics jump off cliffs, Ga

THC 20%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Nap Indica

Garden Grape

Garden Grape is what happens when Willy Wonka and an overach

THC 18-26%

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