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🍒 Gelato-Citrus Hybrid

G54 x Trop Cherry

Imagine Gelato and Tropicana Cookies had a baby, then enroll

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

G99

G99 is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can sit?" T

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G99P by Frost Brothers

G99P is Frost Brothers' attempt at creating the cannabis equ

THC 10-12%
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⚫ Indica-Leaner

GA

Meet GA—the weed that dresses like a hypebeast but hits like

THC 8-10%
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🟢 Sativa

Gaara by Ren Hai

Imagine if a citrus-scented sandstorm and your overachieving

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gabaglue

Gabaglue is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Gabagool

This Dino Party creation hits harder than Nonna's wooden spo

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Gack OG

Gack OG is the strain that makes you forget your own Netflix

THC 25%
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⚖️ Frankenstein's Hybrid

Gadgettoplant

Gadgettoplant is what happens when BCN Seeds plays god with

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Space-Grade Indica

Gagarin Auto

Named after the first human in space, Gagarin Auto is the on

THC 18%
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⚡ Garlic-Nap Hybrid

Gahlic Cooks

Imagine if an Italian nonna hot-boxed a diesel truck—boom, G

THC 24-32%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-stein

Gaia F1

Gaia F1 is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a g

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gaia's Fiyah

Gaia's Fiyah is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18%
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🐊 Florida Man Hybrid

Gainesville Green

The strain that made Florida college kids skip class since 1

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Gaira by Black Tuna

Meet Gaira, the sativa that looks like it graduated from bud

THC 20%
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🐘 Balanced Hybrid

Gajah

Gajah is Omni Seeds' attempt to capture the majesty of a lit

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GAK by Massive Creations

GAK is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—boring

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GAK Gas

If you ever wondered what it feels like to huff race fuel wh

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Gak Lemon

Gak Lemon is what happens when a janitor's cleaning cart and

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

GAK Melon

Imagine a Jolly Rancher got body-slammed by a diesel truck a

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Gak Smoovie

Gak Smoovie is what happens when a Michelin-star pastry chef

THC 22-29%
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⚗️ Mystery-Gas Hybrid

Gak Smoovie

Gak Smoovie is the cannabis equivalent of a whisper network—

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Gakman

Gakman is what happens when cannabis breeders binge-watch Dr

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Gakmo

Meet Gakmo—the strain that smells like someone farted in a g

THC 24%
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🌀 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GAKnana

GAKnana is what happens when breeders spend decades perfecti

THC 18-24%
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🌿 Sativa with Social Anxiety Training Wheels

Gala CBD

Meet Gala CBD—the strain that gives you sativa wings but str

THC 15-25%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Galactic 33

Galactic 33 is what happens when Oregon nerds lock themselve

THC 20-28%
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🚀 Cosmic Sativa

Galactic Berry

Galactic Berry is what happens when a Blueberry gets abducte

THC 15-25%
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🌌 Cosmic Couch-Lock Hybrid

Galactic Bliss

Imagine Neil deGrasse Tyson baked a blueberry muffin in zero

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

Galactic Bubble

Galactic Bubble is Aficionado Seed Bank’s attempt at breedin

THC 18%
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🌌 50/50 Cosmic Hybrid

Galactic by Surfr Seeds

Galactic is what happens when breeders get stoned watching C

THC 18-22%
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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Lite

Galactic Cake CBD

Imagine wedding cake that went to therapy and learned bounda

THC ≤1%
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🚀 Hybrid

Galactic Candy

Galactic Candy is the strain you smoke when you want to feel

THC 20%
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🌌 Hybrid (Cheese x Space Case)

Galactic Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Stilton took a gap year on the ISS and

THC 19-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Galactic Cherries

Andromeda Strains took old-school indica, injected it with c

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Galactic Cherry

Imagine Cherry Garcia got abducted by aliens, came back drip

THC 20-28%
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🌌 Indica

Galactic Cookies

Galactic Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies hit

THC 20-28%
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🚀 Indica in a Space Suit

Galactic Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got abducted by aliens and came b

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Galactic Crack

Galactic Crack is what happens when Green Crack gets abducte

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica

Galactic Garlic

Imagine your favorite Italian restaurant got abducted by ali

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Galactic Gas

Galactic Gas is the strain you reach for when you want to sm

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Galactic Gelato

This Michigan-bred lovechild of Gelato 41 and pure couch-loc

THC 15-25%
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🍧 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Galactic Gelato

Galactic Gelato is what happens when Gelato trades its polit

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Galactic Gilpin

Galactic Gilpin is what happens when Aficionado Seed Bank de

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Balanced Space Hybrid

Galactic Glue

Galactic Glue is what happens when OG Glue gets abducted by

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Galactic Glue

Imagine GG4 got abducted by aliens, probed with fruit loops,

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ Cosmic 50/50 Hybrid

Galactic Gorilla

This 28% THC space cadet from Puget Sound Seeds is what happ

THC 28%
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🟣 Spacey Couch-Lock Express

Galactic Grape

Galactic Grape is what happens when Grape Ape and a meteor f

THC 15-25%

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