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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G Suite

G Suite by Taylormade Selections: the strain that makes you

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

G Thang Kush

G Thang Kush is the botanical equivalent of a low-rider with

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

G Whiz by Botafarm California

G Whiz is what happens when a bunch of artisanal Northern-Ca

THC 18-24%
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🕵️ Government-Created Hybrid

G-13

Meet G-13, the strain that claims it escaped from a secret g

THC 24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G-13 x Northern Lights #2 F1

This strain is the love-child of a mythical government lab e

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G-63

G-63 is Umami Seed Co’s mic-drop to breeders still playing w

THC 20%+
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G-Bomb

Meet G-Bomb, the strain that turns your living room into a f

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

G-Code

G-Code is Raw Genetics’ attempt at weaponized couchlock—an i

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

G-Funk

G-Funk is 303 Seeds' love letter to '90s West Coast rap and

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

G-Nut by Bio Vortex

G-Nut is what happens when lab coats get horny for terpenes

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

G-Rind

G-Rind is Dominion Seed Company's attempt to weaponize produ

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

G-Spot Tornado

Alien Genetics named this one after the only weather event m

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G-Suit

G-Suit is the strain equivalent of showing up to a black-tie

THC 20%
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🟣 Holy Indica

G-Sus

This divine indica from Scott Family Farms isn't walking on

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

G-Walk

G-Walk is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides your legs

THC 22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

G-Warp

Meet G-Warp: the strain that couldn't decide what it wanted

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

G.A.G.

Capulator’s G.A.G. is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—bu

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

G.I. Joe

G.I. Joe isn't just a soldier—it's the strain that'll make y

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

G.M.O. by Dr. Blaze

Imagine if Italian grandmas bred weed instead of cookies. G.

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Claims to be the G.O.A.T.)

G.O.A.T.

Meet the strain that named itself 'Greatest Of All Time'—bec

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

G.O.S by R-KIEM Seeds

G.O.S stands for "Get Off Standing"—because that's exactly w

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G.R.E.A.M.

G.R.E.A.M. is Solfire Gardens’ attempt to make weed that hug

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G.R.P.D.

G.R.P.D. is the strain that asks, “You sure you wanna stand

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Ticket Hybrid

G.W.AV OG

Meet the strain that tried to major in both chill and thrill

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

G.W.S. Auto

G.W.S. Auto is basically the cannabis equivalent of a microw

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Overlord

G10 by Positronics

G10 is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your to-do

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 52% Sativa Hybrid

G1000

G1000 is basically a wake for your productivity—named after

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG Indica

G12 Skunk

G12 Skunk is what happens when classic skunk genetics get th

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13

Legend says G13 was bred by Dr. Blaze in a secret lab, proba

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

G13

Allegedly bred in a secret lab by feds who clearly had bette

THC 20-25%
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⬛ Government-Issued Indica

G13

Meet G13: the only strain with a higher security clearance t

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica (Auto-Version)

G13 Autoflowering

The cannabis equivalent of a government conspiracy wrapped i

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Government-Grade Indica

G13 by Dr Greenthumb

The strain so secret the government allegedly tried to bury

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13 by Finest Medicinal Seeds

Meet G13, the strain so secret the feds probably still deny

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica (Declassified)

G13 CBD

Remember the urban legend about the government super-weed? T

THC 5%
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🔮 Secret-Society Indica

G13 Chem Dog

Born from government conspiracy theories and basement chemis

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

G13 Chem Dog

Think government conspiracy meets 90s skunk-funk. G13 Chem D

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

G13 Diesel by Head Seeds

The strain that proves government experiments aren't always

THC 5%
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🔵 Couch-Lock with a Gas Mask

G13 Diesel Haze

Riot Seeds took the fabled G13 spy weed, pumped it full of d

THC 20%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

G13 Genius

The strain that proves your weird uncle was right—Uncle Sam

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

G13 Hash Plant x Somango

This Philosopher Seeds creation is what happens when governm

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13 Hashplant

G13 Hashplant is what happens when the government’s mythical

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13 Hashplant x Chitral F3 x Taskenti F2

Imagine the CIA’s mythical G13 got drunk in a Pakistani baza

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Government Conspiracy

G13 Haze

The strain that conspiracy theorists swear was bred in Area

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Schrödinger's Couch-Lock')

G13 Haze

G13 Haze is what happens when a classified 1970s government

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

G13 Haze

G13 Haze is the strain that proves Uncle Sam accidentally ma

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

G13 Haze

The strain your dealer swears was grown by the CIA but is ac

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (But Plays Sativa Dress-Up)

G13 Haze

The strain that started as a government myth and ended up in

THC 18%

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