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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Funky Face OG

Funky Face OG looks like it’s wearing a tuxedo of trichomes

THC 20%
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🔥 Boutique Hybrid

Funky Fuego

Funky Fuego is what happens when a craft grower decides your

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica

Funky Guava

Funky Guava is what happens when a tropical smoothie and a 9

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Catnip

Funky Kitty

Imagine your grandma’s perfume got into a fistfight with a l

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Funky Lo Mein

Imagine if General Tso's chicken and a lemon tree had a baby

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Ruderalis-Influenced Hybrid

Funky Mangifera

Meet Funky Mangifera—the strain that sounds like a rejected

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Mid-Grade Miracle Sativa

Funky Mids

Funky Mids is what happens when breeders set out to make pre

THC 10-16%
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🟣 Indica

Funky Monkey

Funky Monkey is the strain that smells like a smoothie bar i

THC 20%
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🟣 Mystery-Meat Indica

Funky Mountain

Funky Mountain is the cannabis equivalent of that local band

THC 15-25%
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🧡 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Funky Papaya

Funky Papaya is the strain that convinced your taste buds th

THC 22%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Funky Planet

Imagine if a cheese truck crashed into a gas station in the

THC 29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Funky Runtz

Funky Runtz is the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank trapp

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Funky Skunk

The strain that proves evolution can be a prank—Funky Skunk

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (aka Couch-Lock Smoothie)

Funky Smoothie

Prima’s Funky Smoothie is the strain equivalent of a kale sm

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

Funky Town

Meet Funky Town, the 18% THC indica that looks like it raide

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'functional chaos')

Funky Town

Meet Funky Town, the boutique hybrid that parties like it’s

THC 17%
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⚫ Indica

Funnel Cake

Raw Genetics turned a county-fair sugar bomb into weed and s

THC 18%
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🟣 Carnival Couch-Lock

Funnel Cake

Imagine deep-frying your brain, rolling it in powdered sugar

THC 20%
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🎪 Balanced Hybrid

Funnel Cake by Astrul

Imagine eating a powdered-sugar beignet while getting punche

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Funta Orange

Funta Orange is what happens when breeders ask "What if Sunn

THC 18%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Fuoco

Fuoco by Robin Hood Seeds is the strain that makes you wonde

THC 18%
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🟣 Heavy-Set Indica

Fupa

Named after the body part you pretend you don’t Google, Fupa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Fur Burger

Fur Burger sounds like something you’d drunkenly order at 3

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Koala

Furball

Furball is the strain equivalent of a lazy housecat—fluffy,

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Furia

Meet Furia, the strain that makes you feel like you just chu

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Furiosa

Furiosa is Secret Santa Genetics' love letter to anyone who'

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Furious Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory had a blackout and all the can

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Furious George

Furious George is what happens when Curious George gets dump

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Furly by Fygtree

Meet Furly, the strain that spent more time in R&D than most

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Furry Lemons

Furry Lemons is what happens when breeders ask, “What if a l

THC 25%
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⚡ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Fury By Hyp3rids

Fury is the strain that skips foreplay and goes straight to

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Switzerland of Stank')

Fusion OG x Tres Double Underdog

Meet the strain whose name sounds like a rejected superhero

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Franken-Hybrid

Fusion Power

Imagine if a Red Bull and a weighted blanket had a baby in a

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Futura 75

Futura 75 is what happens when SeedStockers asks "what if es

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Old-School Sativa

Futura 75

Meet the strain that convinced Europe’s underground breeders

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Futura Haze

Meet Futura Haze, the strain that asks, “What if espresso ha

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Straight Sativa Time Machine

Futurama by Bee Nerdy

Meet Futurama—the strain that makes you feel like you just g

THC 18-24%
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💤 Couch-Lock Lite

Futurama CBD

The strain that lets you binge cartoons without forgetting w

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Cryo-Cured Time Machine

Future

Meet Future—the strain that convinced your plug to buy a lab

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (or 68/32 depending on which lab tech was hungover)

Future 1

Future 1 is what happens when German breeders say "let’s sci

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Future 1

Future 1 is the strain that won the 2018 THC arms race and i

THC 28-34%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Future by Exotic Genetix

Exotic Genetix claims this is the cannabis of tomorrow—becau

THC 20%
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🔮 Divorce-Flavored Indica

Future Ex Husband

Meet the strain that ghosted you harder than your last situa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Dominant Divorce Papers

Future Ex Wife

Named like a prenup with a sense of humor, Future Ex Wife is

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Lab-Bred Hybrid

Future Glue

Bean Barn Seed Co’s love letter to the classic Glue family,

THC 25%
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🔮 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Future Haze

Future Haze is what happens when old-school Santa Cruz hippi

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Future Island

Anesia Seeds basically hot-wired a Hawaiian vacation and cal

THC 34%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Future on Fire

Future on Fire sounds like a failed Elon Musk product launch

THC 15-20%

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