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Funky Face OG
Funky Face OG looks like it’s wearing a tuxedo of trichomes
THC 20%Funky Fuego
Funky Fuego is what happens when a craft grower decides your
THC 15-25%Funky Guava
Funky Guava is what happens when a tropical smoothie and a 9
THC 15-25%Funky Kitty
Imagine your grandma’s perfume got into a fistfight with a l
THC 15-25%Funky Lo Mein
Imagine if General Tso's chicken and a lemon tree had a baby
THC 15-25%Funky Mangifera
Meet Funky Mangifera—the strain that sounds like a rejected
THC 18-22%Funky Mids
Funky Mids is what happens when breeders set out to make pre
THC 10-16%Funky Monkey
Funky Monkey is the strain that smells like a smoothie bar i
THC 20%Funky Mountain
Funky Mountain is the cannabis equivalent of that local band
THC 15-25%Funky Papaya
Funky Papaya is the strain that convinced your taste buds th
THC 22%Funky Planet
Imagine if a cheese truck crashed into a gas station in the
THC 29%Funky Runtz
Funky Runtz is the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank trapp
THC 20%Funky Skunk
The strain that proves evolution can be a prank—Funky Skunk
THC 18-24%Funky Smoothie
Prima’s Funky Smoothie is the strain equivalent of a kale sm
THC 18%Funky Town
Meet Funky Town, the 18% THC indica that looks like it raide
THC 18%Funky Town
Meet Funky Town, the boutique hybrid that parties like it’s
THC 17%Funnel Cake
Raw Genetics turned a county-fair sugar bomb into weed and s
THC 18%Funnel Cake
Imagine deep-frying your brain, rolling it in powdered sugar
THC 20%Funnel Cake by Astrul
Imagine eating a powdered-sugar beignet while getting punche
THC 15-25%Funta Orange
Funta Orange is what happens when breeders ask "What if Sunn
THC 18%Fuoco
Fuoco by Robin Hood Seeds is the strain that makes you wonde
THC 18%Fupa
Named after the body part you pretend you don’t Google, Fupa
THC 18%Fur Burger
Fur Burger sounds like something you’d drunkenly order at 3
THC 18-22%Furball
Furball is the strain equivalent of a lazy housecat—fluffy,
THC 20%Furia
Meet Furia, the strain that makes you feel like you just chu
THC 18%Furiosa
Furiosa is Secret Santa Genetics' love letter to anyone who'
THC 18-25%Furious Candy
Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory had a blackout and all the can
THC 20-25%Furious George
Furious George is what happens when Curious George gets dump
THC 15-25%Furly by Fygtree
Meet Furly, the strain that spent more time in R&D than most
THC 18%Furry Lemons
Furry Lemons is what happens when breeders ask, “What if a l
THC 25%Fury By Hyp3rids
Fury is the strain that skips foreplay and goes straight to
THC 18-26%Fusion OG x Tres Double Underdog
Meet the strain whose name sounds like a rejected superhero
THC 20-25%Fusion Power
Imagine if a Red Bull and a weighted blanket had a baby in a
THC 20%Futura 75
Futura 75 is what happens when SeedStockers asks "what if es
THC 20-25%Futura 75
Meet the strain that convinced Europe’s underground breeders
THC 18-23%Futura Haze
Meet Futura Haze, the strain that asks, “What if espresso ha
THC 15-25%Futurama by Bee Nerdy
Meet Futurama—the strain that makes you feel like you just g
THC 18-24%Futurama CBD
The strain that lets you binge cartoons without forgetting w
THC 15-25%Future
Meet Future—the strain that convinced your plug to buy a lab
THC 25%Future 1
Future 1 is what happens when German breeders say "let’s sci
THC 15-25%Future 1
Future 1 is the strain that won the 2018 THC arms race and i
THC 28-34%Future by Exotic Genetix
Exotic Genetix claims this is the cannabis of tomorrow—becau
THC 20%Future Ex Husband
Meet the strain that ghosted you harder than your last situa
THC 18%Future Ex Wife
Named like a prenup with a sense of humor, Future Ex Wife is
THC 20-28%Future Glue
Bean Barn Seed Co’s love letter to the classic Glue family,
THC 25%Future Haze
Future Haze is what happens when old-school Santa Cruz hippi
THC 20-26%Future Island
Anesia Seeds basically hot-wired a Hawaiian vacation and cal
THC 34%Future on Fire
Future on Fire sounds like a failed Elon Musk product launch
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