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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fullgas

Green House Seeds' Fullgas is the cannabis equivalent of pre

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Fully Loaded AP

Fully Loaded AP is the strain you reach for when you want de

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Sativa

Fuma Con Dios

Fuma Con Dios literally means "Smoke with God"—and at 18% TH

THC 18%
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🟣 Candy-Gas Couch Magnet

Fumez

Imagine your childhood candy store got hijacked by a gas sta

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fun Dip Kush Rox

Imagine someone melted your entire Halloween haul into a nug

THC 22%
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🍊 Citrus-Powered Sativa

Fun Oranges

Fun Oranges is the strain equivalent of a marching band made

THC 15-25%
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⚰️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Funeral Cake

Funeral Cake is the strain you bring to the after-after-part

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Party-Poopin' Indica

Funfetti

Funfetti is the strain equivalent of eating frosting straigh

THC 18%
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🎂 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Funfetti

Imagine smoking a cupcake that owes you money. Funfetti hits

THC 22-30%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Funk

Meet Funk—the strain that smells like Bootsy Collins' tour b

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Funk

Meet Funk, the indica that smells like someone hot-boxed a m

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Funk #1

Funk #1 is the strain equivalent of wearing sweatpants to a

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Funk 1

Funk 1 is the cannabis equivalent of that vintage concert te

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Funk Berry

Imagine if a blueberry smoothie hooked up with a musty gym b

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

Funk Berry

Funk Berry is what happens when breeders ask "what if a Kush

THC 18%
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🔵 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Switzerland in a Jar')

Funk Bot

Funk Bot is the cannabis equivalent of a hype-beast sneaker

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Funk Breath

Funk Breath is what happens when breeders decide "fresh brea

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy is the strain equivalent of your dad's cologne: c

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Funk Dawg

Funk Dawg is Dankonomics Genetics' answer to the question "W

THC 20%
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⚫️ Couch-Lock OG

Funk Dawg Fuel OG

Imagine Chemdawg and OG Kush hotboxed a 1987 Camaro and name

THC 25%
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🔶 Hybrid (55/45 indica lean)

Funk In Da Trunk

Solfire Gardens basically hotboxed a bakery with diesel fume

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Funk Mountain

Imagine a Yeti doused in diesel fuel doing hot yoga in a tir

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Funk Mountain #2

Funk Mountain #2 is the indica that smells like a gas-statio

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Funk Mountain Weed

Funk Mountain Weed is the indica that reeks so loudly your n

THC 26%
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⛽ High-Octane Hybrid

Funk Mtn

Funk Mtn is what happens when a Chemdog and a yeti have a ba

THC 26%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Funk Muffin

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry muffins got drunk on lemon

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Champion

Funk N Fire

Imagine if a tire fire made sweet love to a garlic knot—cong

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Funk Phenomenon

Funk Phenomenon is the strain that shows up late to the part

THC 18%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Funk Potion

Funk Potion is what happens when a mad scientist shoves a ja

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Funk Punch

Funk Punch is what happens when Brainstrap Genetics gets hor

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Funk Runtz

Funk Runtz is Brainstrap Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Funk Sauce

Sweet Funky Breeze Seeds basically bottled the scent of your

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Franken-Hybrid

Funkadelic

Meet the love-child of Bubba Kush, Rockstar, and a rogue Rus

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Funkadelic

Named after Parliament-Funkadelic but tastes more like Georg

THC 22%
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🎸 Balanced Hybrid

Funkadelic

Funkadelic is what happens when Bubba Kush and Rockstar '71

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Funkband

Funkband is the lovechild of a jam session between indica an

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Funkberry

Imagine a blueberry pie that grew legs, punched you in the l

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Funkberry Kush

Funkberry Kush is what happens when OG Kush puts on a tutu a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Funkdafied

Funkdafied is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Funkdawg 91

Funkdawg 91 is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Party Crasher

Funkfetti

Imagine your grandma's potpourri bowl got possessed by a sku

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Funkready

Funkready is the strain that smells like someone blended sku

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Indica

Funkwave

Funkwave is Flip Side's love letter to anyone who thinks "ba

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Funky Affairs

Funky Affairs is what happens when GG4 and Hindu Kush have a

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Funky Banana

Imagine banana Laffy Taffy grew up, hit the gym, then decide

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Funky Charms

Funky Charms is what happens when Exotic Genetix asks, “What

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Funky Charms

Imagine Lucky Charms took a gap year, discovered OG Kush, an

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Funky Dwarf

Meet the strain that proves good things come in small, stink

THC 12-18%

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