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🍪 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Fruity Sugar Cookie

Fruity Sugar Cookie is the cannabis equivalent of sneaking t

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Fruity Temptation by Cannacurls Genetics

Fruity Temptation is what happens when a gummy bear and a we

THC 18-26%
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🌴 50/50 Tropical Split

Fruity Thai

Fruity Thai is what happens when a Thai stick goes backpacki

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Fruity Widow

Fruity Widow is what happens when White Widow goes on vacati

THC 16-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fruitylicious

Fruitylicious is what happens when breeders decide your even

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Smoothie

Frullato CBD

Imagine if your morning smoothie started doing yoga and lect

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frumpz

Frumpz is what happens when Freshwater Taffy and Grumpz have

THC 18%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Fruntz

Imagine Runtz went on vacation, got drunk on tropical punch,

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica

Fruntz by GBS

GBS basically distilled "lazy Sunday" into flower form. One

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fruta Del Diablo

Alex Beck basically Frankensteined the perfect 50/50 hybrid

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica (That Pretends It’s Balanced)

Frutality

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and forgot

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Frutopia

Picture a tropical smoothie that studied jiu-jitsu—Frutopia

THC 18%
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🍭 Dessert-Hybrid

Frutti Bliss

Frutti Bliss is the strain equivalent of dumping every Skitt

THC 20%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Frutti Fritter

Imagine if Apple Fritter went on a tropical vacation and cam

THC 18-25%
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🌈 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Frutti Trips

Frutti Trips is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Fry Bread

Fry Bread is what happens when Pacific NW Roots decides to d

THC 25-30%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Fryday Boof

Anesia Seeds basically weaponized comfort food with Fryday B

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

FSL 1-3

The strain that screams “I was bred in a basement by either

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Ft Collins Cough

Named after the hacking fit it induces, Ft Collins Cough is

THC 18-25%
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🟢 100% Sativa Chaos Engine

Ft Collins Cough Trainwreck Haze

Ft Collins Cough Trainwreck Haze is what happens when Colora

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa

Fu5o

Fu5o is what happens when lab-coat nerds spend 1,095 days an

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Fubar

Fubar is what happens when Acumen Genetics decides your nerv

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Locked & Loaded Indica

FUBAR By Seeds Of Compassion

Seeds of Compassion named this one 'FUBAR' because they knew

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Fuc By Tcvg Shit

With a name that autocorrects you into HR meetings, Fuc is t

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Hybrid With Zero Chill

Fuck Around N Find Out

Named like a dare and grown like a grudge, this 25-30% THC h

THC 25-30%
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🟢 Straight Sativa Chaos

Fuck Face

Meet Fuck Face—the strain that asked "What if espresso could

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Fuck Gelato

Imagine Gelato went to the gym, got a face tattoo, and came

THC 26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fuckberry

Fuckberry is what happens when breeders get tired of polite

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fucked In The Head

The strain that asks 'are you okay?' before you even spark i

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Fucking Chocolate

A strain so aggressively chocolatey it’ll make your Hershey’

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fucking Incredible

Vancouver Island Seed Company basically asked, "What if we w

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Fucktard

Meet Fucktard: the strain whose name screams "edgelord" but

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fuckwarp

Fuckwarp is the strain that asks, "What if a brick of hash l

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Infused Polyhybrid

Fucky Charms

The breakfast cereal of weed—if your Lucky Charms came with

THC 20%
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⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Fudge Ripple

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let’s make a st

THC 18-24%
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🍫 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Fudge Ripple

Imagine if a pint of chocolate-swirl ice cream got possessed

THC 27-29%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fudge Ripple x Candy Rain

Tiki Madman basically took dessert and turned it into weed.

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cocoa Bomb

Fudge Truffle

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a weighted blanket had a

THC 22-30%
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🍫 Dessert-First Hybrid

Fudge Truffles

Fudge Truffles is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth

THC 20-30%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Fudgesicle

Imagine your grandma’s fudge got drunk on THC and punched yo

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Fudgsicle

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and cross-bred a chocolate

THC 18-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fuegisima

Fuegisima is the strain equivalent of canceling plans and or

THC 22%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “not too couch, not too rocket ship”)

Fuego

Lost Canyon Preservation basically took the word “fire,” tra

THC 18-26%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'Can't Pick a Side')

Fuego

Fuego is what happens when breeders can't decide between cou

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fuego Blanco

Fuego Blanco is what happens when a Latin American breeder d

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

Fuego By Taylormade Selections

Fuego is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business in the

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Full Couch-Lock Indica

Fuego Manchego

Fuego Manchego is what happens when breeders ask "what if a

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Fuego Matador

Fuego Matador sounds like a rejected Marvel villain, but it'

THC 15%

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