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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica (with a sugar habit)

Fruit Ztripez

Fruit Ztripez is what happens when Zkittlez and a Fruit Stri

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Cookie

Fruitant Cookies

Imagine your grandma’s kitchen got raided by a squad of trop

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Fruitarama

Fruitarama is what happens when a fruit salad gets ambitious

THC 18-26%

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🌈 Fruit-Foward Hybrid

Fruitbound

Imagine if a farmers market and a science lab had a baby—the

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

FruitBowl

FruitBowl is what happens when Karma Genetics decides your m

THC 18%

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🎂 50/50 Holiday Hybrid

Fruitcake

WeedboyGenetics basically took the family fruitcake nobody e

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Fruitcake

The strain your aunt swore she’d make if weed were legal bac

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Award-Winning Hybrid

Fruitland

The strain that beat Europe’s finest like they brought celer

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cult Classic

Fruitopia

Fruitopia is Secret Society Seed Co’s attempt to turn your c

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Fruitopia by Mr Grow Guy

A gift from the mysterious Mr Grow Guy, Fruitopia is the str

THC 20%

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⚔️ Hybrid (60/40 Norse Split)

Fruits of Valhalla

Named after the Viking after-party lounge in the sky, Fruits

THC 18%

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🍇 55/45 Indica-leaning Salad Bowl

Fruitsalat

Imagine someone dumped a fruit cup into your grinder, added

THC 18%

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🔶 50/50 Hybrid

Fruitty Pebbles OG x Golden Cobra

Imagine your childhood breakfast bowl got freaky with a jung

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Fruity Auto

Meet Fruity Auto—Seeds66’s attempt to make cannabis that fin

THC 18%

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🍑 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Fruity Booty

Fruity Booty sounds like a rejected My Little Pony name, but

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fruity Bud

Fruity Bud is what happens when a Canadian breeder decides "

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Fruity Cake

Fruity Cake is what happens when a bakery and a skunk lab ha

THC 19-23%

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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

Fruity Chronic Juice

Imagine if Capri Sun got a PhD in sedation—Fruity Chronic Ju

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Chill-Overachiever Indica

Fruity Chronic Juice

Imagine if Capri-Sun grew up, got a mortgage, and still want

THC 12-14%

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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica

Fruity Crystal Kush

Flash Seeds' laziest masterpiece: an 18% THC auto-flower tha

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cronut

Fruity Donutz Automatic

Zamnesia’s latest auto strain is basically a deep-fried indi

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Fruity Gum

Imagine your childhood bubblegum grew up, discovered THC, an

THC 18-22%

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🍪🍓 Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Fruity Jack X Animal Cookies

Philosopher Seeds asked, “What if a fruit salad and a bakery

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Functional Hybrid

Fruity Jelly

Fruity Jelly is what happens when a breeder decides your chi

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Fruity Juice

Imagine scissoring open a Capri Sun and finding 22% THC insi

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa

Fruity Kruger

Green Team Genetics basically took your childhood fruit snac

THC 22%

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🔋 Pure Sativa

Fruity M Mas

Meet Fruity M Mas, the sativa that parties harder than your

THC 22%

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🌈 Fruity Hybrid

Fruity Peb OG

Fruity Peb OG is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Fruity Pebble OG

Fruity Pebble OG is what happens when your breakfast cereal

THC 20%

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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Fruity Pebble OG F2 by Green Acorns

Imagine your childhood cereal got a PhD in Chillology and no

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Fruity Pebble OG F3

The F3 means breeders finally stopped the genetic roulette w

THC 18-24%

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🔮 70% Indica Couch-Lock

Fruity Pebble OG IC1

Jaws Gear basically turned your childhood sugar rush into a

THC 20-28%

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🌈 Dessert Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles

Meet Fruity Pebbles—the strain that convinced grown adults i

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles

The strain that convinced your brain Saturday morning cartoo

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Fruity Pebbles

Imagine your childhood breakfast got blackout drunk and beca

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles 20

Imagine smoking the milk at the bottom of a Trix bowl while

THC 18%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid (with a sugar addiction)

Fruity Pebbles by Blim Burn Seeds

Named after the cereal your mom wouldn’t buy, Fruity Pebbles

THC 15-25%

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🌈 CBD-Dominant Indica

Fruity Pebbles CBD

The cereal aisle called—wants its terps back. This hemp-comp

THC ≤0.3%

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🌈 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles CBD

Like eating a bowl of Saturday-morning cartoons with a chase

THC 5-10%

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🔮 Couch-Lock in a Bowl

Fruity Pebbles OG Auto

If Trix Rabbit bred weed, this would be his magnum opus. Eas

THC 18%

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🌈 Autoflowering Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles OG Autoflowering

The strain that makes you question if you're high or just no

THC 16%

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🔵 Indica-Dominant Cereal Killer

Fruity Pebbles OG by Alien Genetics

Remember when Saturday mornings meant cartoons and sugar cer

THC 18-26%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Fruity Pebbles OG F4

The cannabis equivalent of eating sugary cereal in footie pa

THC 18%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Fruity Pebbles OG x Aliendog Cherry

Imagine your favorite childhood cereal got abducted by alien

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Fruity Pebblez by The Bakery Genetics

Imagine your childhood breakfast got blackout drunk on dank

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Fruity Punch

Elev8 Seeds bottled a Capri Sun and called it Fruity Punch—2

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fruity Rhino

Fruity Rhino is what happens when breeders get bored and dec

THC 20-23%

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🟣 Indica

Fruity Skelato

The strain your local budtender swears is "exclusive" even t

THC 28%