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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Fruit Ninja

Fruit Ninja is the strain equivalent of getting a triple-com

THC 18%
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🟣 Funk-Forward Indica

Fruit Of The Funk

Imagine if a garlic diesel truck rear-ended a farmers-market

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica Frankenstrain

Fruit Orange Cookies ASB

Meet the strain that smokes like a Creamsicle dipped in cook

THC 18%
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🍰 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Fruit Pie

Imagine if a fruit tart and a cannabis plant had a one-night

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Pie

Imagine if a bakery and a cannabis lab had a baby who grew u

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (That Still Pretends It’s 50/50)

Fruit Pump

Imagine a yoga instructor trapped in a fruit salad—that’s Fr

THC 18%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is what happens when a breeder says "let’s make

THC 18-25%
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🍹 Sativa

Fruit Punch

Bred to taste like the juice box you traded your entire lunc

THC 18%
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🍹Auto Hybrid Punch-Bowl

Fruit Punch Auto

Imagine your childhood juice box learned to grow itself, got

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Punchline

Fruit Punch Deluxe

This strain is what happens when German breeders decide your

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Fruit Punch Haze

Imagine Hawaiian Punch got a master’s degree in jazz and won

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Tropical Knockout

Fruit Punch x Papaya

Imagine getting punched in the mouth by a fruit salad, then

THC 20-26%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Rings

Fruit Rings is basically the Saturday morning cartoon of wee

THC 29%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Fruit Riot

Imagine Willy Wonka and a gas station had a baby, then dippe

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Rise

Fruit Rise is the strain equivalent of a tropical vacation y

THC 18%
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🍬 50/50 Hybrid (Auto)

Fruit Rollupz Auto

The strain that proves you can indeed smoke your childhood.

THC 15%
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🌈 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Fruit Runtz

The strain that convinced your taste buds candy is a food gr

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Fruit Salad

Fruit Salad is the cannabis equivalent of ordering a tropica

THC 7%
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🍊 Sativa

Fruit Slices

Fruit Slices is the strain equivalent of shoving an entire b

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Smash

Fruit Smash is the strain equivalent of a tropical fruit pun

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Fruit Smoothie

Imagine Jamba Juice and a weighted blanket had a baby—this i

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Fruit Smoothie

Imagine Jamba Juice got blackout high and decided to breed w

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Fruit Snack

Imagine Willy Wonka got couch-locked and decided to breed we

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Hybrid

Fruit Snack

Fruit Snack is what happens when a cannabis plant goes trick

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Candy

Fruit Snacks

Moxie 710's Fruit Snacks is the strain equivalent of raiding

THC 20-25%
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🍬 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Fruit Snacks

Fruit Snacks is what happens when your childhood gummies uni

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Candy-Aisle Hybrid

Fruit Snax

Fruit Snax is what happens when breeders binge Haribo and de

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Fruit Sorbet

Imagine your favorite ice cream melted into a nug and then g

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Sativa

Fruit Spirit

Imagine if Tropicana and Red Bull had a baby, then that baby

THC 18-22%
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🍑 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Spirit OG

Imagine if a citrus orchard and a pine forest had a one-nigh

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Fruit Squirting

Fruit Squirting sounds like a NSFW smoothie but it's actuall

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Fruit Stand

Fruit Stand is what happens when a hippie fruit vendor gets

THC 18%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Sativa-Indica Throuple

Fruit Strap Gum

The strain that proves you can have your gum and smoke it to

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Fruit Stripe

Fruit Stripe is basically Zkittlez's cooler cousin who studi

THC 20-28%
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🍬 50/50 Hybrid

Fruit Stripe Gum

Imagine smoking the entire pack of zebra-striped gum at once

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Candy-Coated Couch Lock

Fruit Stripes

Imagine chewing that zebra gum from 1998, then exhaling thro

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Fruit Strudel by Mean Beanz

Fruit Strudel is Mean Beanz' attempt to turn your grandma's

THC 20%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Sundae

Imagine if a fruit salad and a soft-serve machine had a baby

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Hybrid (Indica-Leaning)

Fruit Tart

Fruit Tart is what happens when breeders binge-watch The Gre

THC 18%
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🍋 Pretentious Sativa

Fruit Tartare

Fruit Tartare is what happens when French breeders decide yo

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Fruit Tartz

Imagine your dentist's worst nightmare distilled into weed f

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fruit Tella

Fruit Tella is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Tree

Imagine if a fruit salad and a chill pill had a baby, then e

THC 18%
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🌈 Fruit-Salad Hybrid

Fruit Tree

Fruit Tree is the strain for anyone who ever wished their we

THC 18%
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🚛 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Truck

Fruit Truck is what happens when Willy Wonka hot-wires a die

THC 15-25%
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🌊 Balanced Hybrid

Fruit Tsunami

Alchemy Genetics’ Fruit Tsunami is the strain equivalent of

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Indica

Fruit Umami

Imagine Willy Wonka got stoned with a sushi chef—boom, Fruit

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Fruit Warz

Lost River Seeds' Fruit Warz is what happens when a fruit ba

THC 18%

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