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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Future Wife

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if my we

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid

Fuzz Pedal

Meet Fuzz Pedal, the boutique hybrid that promises to turn y

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fuzzbuster

Fuzzbuster is what happens when breeders try to make a strai

THC 18%
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🔳 Balanced Hybrid

Fuzzy Melon

Fuzzy Melon is the strain that convinced Colorado budtenders

THC 18%
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🍈 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Fuzzy Melon

Fuzzy Melon is what happens when a watermelon Jolly Rancher

THC 26%
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🍑 Couch-Lock Classic

Fuzzy Peaches

Imagine if a Georgia peach farm had a one-night stand with a

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fuzzy Wall

Fuzzy Wall is the indica that asks 'what if a piña colada co

THC 18%
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⚡ Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Fx

Meet Fx—aka Future X—the strain that smells like a lemon bar

THC 18-21%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Fx3

Fx3 is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up i

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Indica (But Plot Twist: It's Actually Sativa)

FY9

FY9 is New Era Genetics' identity-crisis child—labeled indic

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course Included)

Fyre In The Skyy

Fyre In The Skyy is the botanical equivalent of a festival g

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

G 13 Bx1

Meet the strain that makes conspiracy theorists say “I told

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

G 13 Genius Xx

The strain so secret the government probably tried to bury i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

G 13 X Oaxaca X Afghan X Lebanese

This strain is basically the United Nations of weed—four cou

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

G 14

Meet G14, the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Honda Civic:

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G 41

Meet G 41—Nasha Genetics’ love letter to anyone whose evenin

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Class Indica

G 41

G 41 is basically what happens when a Bay Area pastry chef g

THC 20-29%
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⚡ Certified Sativa

G Bear

Meet G Bear—the strain that makes your to-do list look like

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G Bolt

G Bolt is Motarebel’s love letter to everyone who thinks "da

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Franken-Hybrid

G Bolt Flower

CH9 Female Seeds took every hype strain from 2015-2020, toss

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa Thunderbolt

G Bolt Haze

G Bolt Haze is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your to-

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G Chem By Trade Wind Seed Company

G Chem is the cannabis equivalent of a LinkedIn motivational

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

G Chemo O

G Chemo O is what happens when breeders get bored and decide

THC 18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

G Code

G Code is the strain that proves your plug actually paid att

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mysterious Dessert-Gas Hybrid

G Code 20

G Code 20 is the software update your plug never told you ab

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

G Code Bx1

Raw Genetics took their own G-Code, got it drunk on its own

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G Cubz

G Cubz is Nasha Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever w

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G Force

G Force is what happens when breeders weaponize couch-lock.

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G Force

G Force is the strain that proves Newton was a lightweight.

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

G Gurtz

Imagine spooning expired berry yogurt into a diesel tailpipe

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G High By Hazeman Seeds

G-High is the strain that asks, "Remember what having ankles

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

G Mint

G Mint is the strain equivalent of chugging an energy drink

THC 30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

G Mintz

G Mintz is what happens when Gelato and Kush Mints hook up i

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

G Money

G Money is the cannabis equivalent of a SoundCloud rapper’s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

G Moozy

Greenpoint Seeds' flagship love-child that couldn't decide i

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Stank Hybrid

G Power Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of extra-sharp cheddar got drunk on tequi

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

G Purps

G Purps is the purple drank of weed—except it actually works

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Purple Couch Glue

G Purps Gelato

G Purps Gelato is what happens when Granddaddy Purple and Ge

THC 19-27%
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🟣 Purple Hybrid with Identity Issues

G Purps Savvy

G Purps Savvy is the strain that shows up to the family reun

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Hybrid

G Ride

Solfire Gardens basically Frankensteined a strain that looks

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

G Ride

G Ride is the strain that shows up uninvited to the party, s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

G Rind

Meet G Rind, the sativa that literally named itself after yo

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica

G Rolls

G Rolls is Square One Genetics' attempt to make couch-lock s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

G Rox

Meet G Rox: the strain that treats indica vs sativa like a b

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G Skunk

G Skunk is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18%
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⚖️ Frost-Forward Hybrid

G Snow

G Snow is the strain equivalent of Instagram’s Valencia filt

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

G Spot

G Spot is the cannabis equivalent of a dating app profile th

THC 18%
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🌪️ Hybrid (Sexy Weather Alert)

G Spot Tornado

G Spot Tornado sounds like a bad Tinder bio but smokes like

THC 20-26%

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