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⚖️ 50/50 Spy vs. Sativa

G13 Haze

The strain that convinced the government weed could be cool.

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

G13 Haze Buddha's Sister

The love-child of a government conspiracy, a 70s hippie, and

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Franken-hybrid

G13 Haze Citralah

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Bond villain: G1

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica in a Haze Disguise

G13 Haze Haze Heaven

The CIA allegedly bred G13 to weaponize weed; Soma Seeds jus

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (With Identity Issues)

G13 Haze Lavender

Meet G13 Haze Lavender: the strain that sounds like a govern

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

G13 Haze NYC Diesel

The lovechild of a government conspiracy (G13), a cab driver

THC 24-30%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

G13 Haze Reclining Buddha

G13 Haze Reclining Buddha is basically what happens when gov

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa (But Actually 75% Indica—Plot Twist!)

G13 Haze Rock Bud

Meet G13 Haze Rock Bud, Soma Seeds’ love-child of government

THC 26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

G13 Haze Somango

Imagine if a classified government strain got drunk on mango

THC 22%
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🔴 Indica in Witness Protection

G13 Haze Somativa

The strain that allegedly escaped from a government lab now

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Government-Issue Indica

G13 Haze White Light

G13 Haze White Light is what happens when secret government

THC 20%
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🌲 Secret-Government-Adjacent Hybrid

G13 Haze White Willow

Soma Seeds crossed a rumored government super-weapon with a

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13 IX x10

Meet the strain that’s basically G13 after it spent ten gene

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13 Kush by Ferrox Kollektiv

This isn’t your cousin’s basement weed—G13 Kush is the strai

THC 16%
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🟣 Government Conspiracy Indica

G13 Origin

The strain so secret the feds allegedly bred it, then someon

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica Couchlock Express

G13 Project Auto

The CIA allegedly bred the original G13 in the '60s; Copenha

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

G13 Project Automatic

The government allegedly bred the original G13 in secret lab

THC 15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

G13 Project by Zenseeds

The strain so secret it comes with its own clearance level.

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G13 Skunk

G13 Skunk is the strain your paranoid uncle swears was bred

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G13 Skunk

G13 Skunk is the strain your uncle swears was bred in a secr

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

G13 Skunk

The CIA conspiracy strain meets 90s skunk funk in this Mr Ni

THC 18%
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👽 Government-Grade Indica

G13 Skunk

Meet the strain that allegedly escaped a government lab and

THC 18%
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🌀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

G13 Super Haze

Remember that shadowy G13 your uncle swears was grown by the

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (But Actually Sativa in Witness Protection)

G13 Super Silver Haze

Meet the strain that lies on its Tinder profile—sold as "ind

THC 24%
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⬛ Black-Ops Indica

G13 Thirteen Project

The strain your conspiracy-uncle swears was bred in a secret

THC 20-28%
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🗽 Government-Sponsored Sativa

G13 x Amnesia Haze

Meet the strain that’s half CIA science project, half Amster

THC 21%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

G13 x Blueberry Headband

The government conspiracy your therapist warned you about—ex

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Government-Knockout Indica

G13 x Hashplant

Rumor has it the feds accidentally bred the ultimate couch-l

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Tropical Sativa Spy Thriller

G13 x Hawaiian Sunset

The CIA’s loss is your gain—this sativa lovechild of conspir

THC 20%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Conspiracy

G13 x Haze

Imagine if the CIA’s mythical super-bud knocked up a 70’s di

THC 15-25%
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🤯 Government-Grade Sativa

G13 X Haze

G13 X Haze is the love-child of a rumored government super-w

THC 30%
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⚡ Sativa-Fueled Espresso Plant

G13 X Haze

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your body sits polite

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

G13 X SSSDH

Imagine the CIA’s mythical G13 got drunk at a rave and hooke

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

G13 X Widow

The strain so classified it probably has its own FBI file. G

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

G13/NL2 x NL5

Deep Ellum basically weaponized your dad’s 1995 stash and sl

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13ab x Burmese

Meet the lovechild of a classified government experiment and

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock with a Passport

G13ab x Burmese

Imagine if the CIA’s mythical G13 took a gap year in Myanmar

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

G13hp X1 Reg

The love-child of a rumored government super-plant and a res

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

G13nl2

Deep Ellum Seed Company basically weaponized relaxation with

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

G14

Think of G14 as the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locking Indica

G14

G14 is the cannabis equivalent of a studio apartment: tiny,

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

G25

G25 sounds like a tax form but hits like a bakery exploded i

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

G25 X Do Si Dos

Imagine if a fancy Italian bakery and a gas station had a ba

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Pastry-Shop Indica

G25 x Do-Si-Dos

Imagine your favorite gelato shop caught fire with a gas sta

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Roulette

G34

G34 is the strain that can’t decide if it’s GG4 pheno #34 or

THC 20-28%
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🍨 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

G41

G41 is basically Gelato #41's final form—a sugar-dusted purp

THC 23-29%
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🔮 Dessert-Fueled Indica

G41

Meet G41, the strain that convinced Bay Area stoners to swap

THC 30%
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🔮 Gelato-on-Gelato Indulgence

G5 X G41 Mkii

Imagine Gelato #41 went to therapy, got a software update, a

THC 22-29%

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