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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GD Town

GD Town is the strain that asks "what if a weighted blanket

THC 21-23%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Buffet

GDP Auto x Gumberry Auto

Garden of Green basically duct-taped Granddaddy Purp to a Gu

THC 18%
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⚡ Franken-hybrid

GDP Blast

GDP Blast is New420Guy Seeds’ attempt to shotgun-wedding rud

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid

GDP Blast

Meet GDP Blast, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

GDP Electric

Imagine Granddaddy Purple got lei'd by a Hawaiian thundersto

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (But Still Wants to Party)

GDP Electric Rubber Ducky

Pua Mana Pakalolo’s love letter to both your childhood bath

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock in Designer Packaging

GDP Gelato 45

Imagine your granddad’s favorite grape soda got freaky with

THC 20-26%
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🔮 90-95% Indica Couch Magnet

GDP S1 by CSI Humboldt

Meet GDP S1—the indica so sedating it should come with a com

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GDP Special

Meet GDP Special, the strain that makes your couch feel like

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GDP Wreck

Meet GDP Wreck—the only economic indicator that shows you’re

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

GDP x Pineapple Sorbet x Platinum Kushmints

Stone City Genetics crammed three heavyweights into one blun

THC 25-28%
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⚖️ Indica-Weighted Hybrid

GDP x Pure Kush Ghost OG

Fitfriendlyfarmer basically took Granddaddy Purple, spooked

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gear 5

Gear 5 is Terpking's attempt to bottle the anime protagonist

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Gear Head

Meet Gear Head—the strain that makes Red Bull taste like cha

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Gecko Lope

Gecko Lope is the strain equivalent of a Red Bull with a hor

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Shaped Candy

Gee Zee

Gee Zee is what happens when a boutique breeder tries to wea

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Geeenddddak

Geeenddddak is what happens when breeders spell 'indica' whi

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa with commitment issues

GeeGee

Meet GeeGee—the strain that identifies as sativa but brings

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Geezer Glue

Meet Geezer Glue, the strain that turns millennials into boo

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Geisha

Geisha by Head Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of a triple-

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Geisha Code by Senpai Genetics

Meet Geisha Code—the strain that dresses better than you and

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Sativa

Geisha Daiquiri

Imagine your brain doing karaoke in a Kyoto cocktail lounge—

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Geisha's Falcon

Senpai Genetics finally bred a strain that looks like it bel

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Geishaberry

Meet Geishaberry—the strain that dresses like a geisha but p

THC 18%
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👻 Couch-Lock OG

Geist OG

Born when Emerald OG ghosted Granddaddy Purple after a one-n

THC 17-23%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Geistgrow OG

Meet Geistgrow OG—the strain that convinced a generation of

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Gela Tini

Gela Tini is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a

THC 22-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Gelaberry

Gelaberry is what happens when breeders go full Banksy and r

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Grandma's Kitchen Sink)

Gelapurt

Gelapurt is what happens when Grandma stops baking cookies a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Gelat.OG

Gelat.OG is what happens when OG Kush goes on a cheat day an

THC 22%
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⚖️ Autoflowering Balanced Hybrid

Gelat.Og Auto

Gelat.Og Auto is Seedsman's mic-drop answer to impatient sto

THC 20%
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🍨 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Gelateria

Gelateria is what happens when Compound Genetics asks, "What

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gelathor

Gelathor is Puppets Genetics' way of saying "you had plans?

THC 15-25%
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🍨 26% THC Hybrid

Gelato

Meet Gelato, the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank folder

THC 26%
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🔮 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Dessert in Disguise')

Gelato

Gelato is the strain that taught weed it could taste like a

THC 25%
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🔮 Indica

Gelato #25

Meet Gelato #25, the strain that convinced your brain it wan

THC 18%
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🔮 Dessert-Dominant Indica

Gelato #25

Gelato #25 is the cannabis equivalent of sneaking an entire

THC 20%
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⚖️ Auto-Flower Hybrid

Gelato #33 Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave crème brûlée: Ge

THC 20%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato #45 by Sherbinskis

Imagine if a gelato shop and a cannabis lab had a love child

THC 22%
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🌞 Sativa

Gelato #49

Gelato #49 is what happens when breeders with trust issues n

THC 16%
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🍦 Calorie-Free Hybrid

Gelato 17

The black-sheep cousin of Gelato #33 that still shows up to

THC 28-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Gelato 33

Gelato 33 is the strain equivalent of eating a lemon bar in

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant

Gelato 33

Imagine Ben & Jerry’s got into a street fight with your nerv

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Gelato 33

Gelato 33 is the strain equivalent of eating a triple-scoop

THC 20%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid That Thinks It's Balanced

Gelato 33 by Concrete Jungle Seeds

Gelato 33 is what happens when Wedding Cake and regular Gela

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Gelato 33 By Cronic Caviar

Gelato 33 is what happens when Wedding Cake and Gelato have

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-leaning hybrid

Gelato 33 by Flavour Chasers

Gelato 33 is the strain equivalent of eating a fancy Italian

THC 20%
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🍦 Hybrid (60% Indica, 40% Sativa)

Gelato 33 By Linda Seeds

Gelato 33 is the strain equivalent of binge-watching cartoon

THC 20%

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