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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gelato 33 by Paisa Grow Seeds

Imagine if your favorite gelato shop started lacing scoops w

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Fast-Acting Hybrid

Gelato 33 Fast

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actu

THC 20-24%
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🏀 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Gelato 33 S1

The NBA legend of weed strains—Gelato 33 S1 is basically the

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 33 S5

Gelato 33 S5 is Duppy Sensi's attempt at turning weed into l

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Gelato 33 X Birthday Cake

TH Seeds basically stuffed an entire birthday party into a n

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Coma

Gelato 33 x Blueberry Syrup

This CalCo Genetics lovechild is what happens when Gelato 33

THC 18%
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🔥 Hybrid with a Trust-Fund

Gelato 33 x Larry OG

Imagine Gelato 33 and Larry OG had a one-night stand in Barc

THC 25-30%
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🍦 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Gelato 33 x London Pound Cake x Kushmints

Imagine if Ben & Jerry's, Martha Stewart, and a minty kush p

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Gelato 33 x Purple Punch

Imagine your grandma’s berry cobbler got drunk on gas statio

THC 20%
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🍨🍬 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Gelato 33 Z Cubed

If Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg co-wrote a strain menu, this w

THC 22%
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🍧 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 41

Gelato 41 is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 20-25%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 41

Gelato 41 is what happens when breeders decide weed should t

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Indica Sloth Mode

Gelato 41

Gelato 41 is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire pin

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Gelato 41

Gelato 41 is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire pin

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Gelato 41 Autoflower

SeedStockers basically gave Gelato 41 a Red Bull and a deadl

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Dessert-Disguised Couch Glue

Gelato 41 by Atlas Seed

Imagine a gelato that comes with a side of existential nap.

THC 20-22%
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🍨 Premium Dessert Hybrid

Gelato 41 by Lit Farms

Gelato 41 is the strain equivalent of skipping straight to t

THC 20%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 41 by SeedStockers

SeedStockers took the Gelato family tree, shook it like a Ma

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Gelato 41 CBD

Imagine your favorite gelato got a corporate wellness coach

THC 8-18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Speed Demon

Gelato 41 Fast

If regular Gelato is a leisurely Italian vacation, Gelato 41

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Deluxe

Gelato 41 x 88g13HP

Bodhi Seeds basically Frankensteined your grandma’s bakery w

THC 20%
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🍨⚡️ Dessert-Fueled Safari Hybrid

Gelato 41 x Congo

Imagine your favorite gelato getting passport-stamped in Cen

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Gelato 41 X Counterfeit Kush F2

Imagine the love-child of a gelato scoop and a brick of kush

THC 28%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gelato 41 x Gelato 41 Auto

Green House Seeds basically made Gelato 41 self-love itself

THC 27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 41 x White Widow

Philosopher Seeds took a 32% THC dessert powerhouse and marr

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gelato 42

The ‘after-dinner mint’ of weed, Gelato 42 is Sunset Sherbet

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Gelato 420 by White Label

White Label basically took the original Gelato, gave it a Ph

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica with Identity Issues

Gelato 43

Meet Gelato 43, the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Confection

Gelato 44

Royal Queen Seeds took dessert in edible form and somehow ma

THC 22%
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🔮 Dessert Dominatrix

Gelato 44 Tyson

Imagine Mike Tyson handed you a scoop of gelato that tastes

THC 20%
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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Gelato 45

Gelato 45 is the strain that convinced bougie stoners to pay

THC 26%
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🍧 Dessert-Dominant Indica

Gelato 45 by Barneys Farm

Meet the strain that turned your plug into a pastry chef. Ge

THC 20-25%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 45 by Helvetic Seeds

Gelato 45 is what happens when Swiss precision meets Califor

THC 20-25%
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🍦 Sativa-leaning Gelato Hybrid

Gelato 45 by Taima Seeds

Gelato 45 is the cannabis equivalent of a bougie gelato shop

THC 20%
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🍧 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato 45 by Unknown or Legendary

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and refused to put his

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gelato 47

Gelato 47 is what happens when breeders decide regular Gelat

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Gelato 47

Gelato 47 is the Bay Area’s dessert strain that tricks your

THC 26%
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🟢 Sativa That Forgot to Chill

Gelato 47 by Positronics

Imagine if your local ice-cream truck started selling rocket

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Coma

Gelato 69

Holy Seeds Bank basically took gelato, infused it with pure

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Gelato al Limone

Imagine if a lemon meringue pie and your favorite gelato had

THC 26%
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🟢 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gelato al Limone

Imagine your nonna’s lemon gelato got possessed by a 26% THC

THC 26%
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🔵 Couch-Friendly Indica

Gelato Animal Mints

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got drunk on rocket fuel and pass

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Speed-Run Hybrid

Gelato Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave brownie: suspiciously

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Gelato Auto

Meet the strain that grows faster than your will to do laund

THC 22%
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🍨 Autoflowering Hybrid

Gelato Auto

Imagine if Ben & Jerry's had a baby with a time-lapse video—

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Autoflower Hybrid

Gelato Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave crème brûlée—Gel

THC 22%
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🔮 Fast-Forward Indica

Gelato Auto by Aztech Genetics

The cannabis equivalent of skipping the line at the club—eig

THC 22%
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🍦 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Gelato Auto by Bluedog Genetics

Gelato Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave crème

THC 22%

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