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🍨 Indica

Gelato Effect by Phil Blunts Genetics

Phil Blunts took the classic Gelato family tree, fed it a tu

THC 15-25%

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🍨 Hybrid That Thinks It's Dessert

Gelato Float

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and Coca-Cola had a baby, then tha

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gelato Frosting

Gelato Frosting is what happens when breeders ask, “What if

THC 25%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato Hovercraft

Flip Side’s Gelato Hovercraft is the Mary Poppins of weed—pr

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Gelato Ice Cream #17

The Willy Wonka golden ticket of pheno-hunts: #17 out of 200

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa

Gelato K

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a cannabis lab and decided your b

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Gelato Kiss

Gelato Kiss is Elev8 Seeds’ way of saying, "Congrats, your e

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gelato Kush by Seeds66

Imagine if Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a Kush instead

THC 20-25%

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🧊 Indica

Gelato Mint

Imagine if your after-dinner mint grew up, got jacked, and d

THC 18%

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🔮 80% Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Gelato Mint

Imagine if your Girl Scout dealer moonlighted as a geneticis

THC 20%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gelato Mint Auto

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies took a semester abroad in Amsterd

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gelato Mints

Imagine Thin Mints got a gelato swirl and decided to major i

THC 20%

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🔥 Hybrid

Gelato Octane

Imagine a Ferrari made of ice cream that runs on premium unl

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Gelato OG

Imagine if a Michelin-star pastry chef got baked and decided

THC 20%

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🍨🛢️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Gelato OG

Gelato OG is what happens when a bougie California pastry ch

THC 20-28%

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🍰 Pastry-Powered Hybrid

Gelato Pancakes

Imagine someone stuffed a short-stack into a gelato cone, th

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Comet

Gelato Pebbles

Alien Genetics took Fruity Pebbles OG, dipped it in Gelato #

THC 23-28%

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🔮 Indica

Gelato Pebbles

Green Team Genetics took regular Gelato, dipped it in rainbo

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Gelato Pie

Like eating an entire pint of gelato then discovering gravit

THC 20%

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🍨 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Gelato Pie

Imagine someone blended a scoop of gelato with a slice of ch

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gelato Pop

The strain that convinced your dealer to start calling himse

THC 22-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Gelato Pop

Gelato Pop is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gelato Punch

Elev8 Seeds took the already-decadent Gelato family and gave

THC 22%

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🍨⛽️ Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Gelato Punch

The love child of Instagram-famous Gelato and your grandma's

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gelato Rock Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—Gelato Ro

THC 20%

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🟣 Royale Couch-Lock Indica

Gelato Royal

Gelato Royal is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire

THC 20%

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🟣 Dessert Couch-Lock

Gelato Runtz

Gelato Runtz is what happens when two Instagram-favorite str

THC 22%

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🍬 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Gelato Runtz

Imagine your dentist’s nightmare: a candy shop and an Italia

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Choreographer

Gelato Samba

Gelato Samba is the strain that turns your living room into

THC 20-24%

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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Gelato Sorbet

Imagine Ben & Jerry got baked and accidentally created a str

THC 25%

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🍨 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Gelato Sorbet

Imagine Ben & Jerry’s and Mike Tyson had a baby—Gelato Sorbe

THC 20%

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🍨 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Gelato Sorbet

Imagine if your favorite gelato shop started slinging eighth

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gelato Sorbet x Golden Cobra

Secretfile Genetic basically duct-taped two dessert strains

THC 18-25%

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🍦✨ Hybrid

Gelato Star

Think Gelato rolled in glitter and given a trust fund: cream

THC 20-26%

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🍇 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Gelato Stomper

Meet Gelato Stomper: the strain that’s basically your childh

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Ice Cream

Gelato Sundae

Imagine Ben & Jerry got paranoid and weaponized their Cherry

THC 20-28%

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🍦 Couch-Locked Custard

Gelato Sundae

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and your couch had a love child—th

THC 22%

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🍨 Indica (or as close as dessert gets to a couch)

Gelato X

Gelato X is what happens when Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint G

THC 19-29%

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🍨🇱🇧 Hybrid

Gelato x Black Lebanon

This cross between Instagram’s favorite ice-cream strain and

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Gelato x GDP

Think gelato-flavored NyQuil in plant form. This Shoreline G

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Dessert-Course Hybrid

Gelato x Girl Scout Cookies

Imagine if a gelato shop and a Girl Scout troop got locked i

THC 19-26%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica That'll Ruin Your Diet

Gelato X London Pound Cake

Imagine if a Michelin-star pastry chef got high and said 'wh

THC 20-28%

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🍦🍒 Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Gelato X Red Pop

Imagine your childhood soda jerk got cross-faded with a past

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Gelato X Sour Face

Imagine if a scoop of fancy gelato got into a slap-fight wit

THC 15-25%

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🍉⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Gelato x Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine if a gelato shop and a watermelon patch had a baby,

THC 20%

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⚖️ Dessert-First Hybrid

Gelato X Zookies

Imagine your favorite ice cream shop and your favorite zoo h

THC 20%

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🍦 Fast-Food Hybrid

Gelato XXL Auto

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a greenhouse and out popped th

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica in Gelato's Clothing

Gelato Zafari

Gelato Zafari is basically Gelato #42 wearing a fake mustach

THC 22%