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🟣 Old-School Indica

Hunza Valley by The Real Seed Company

Imagine if a mountain goat ate a Red Lebanese hash brick, th

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hurkle

Hurkle is SubCool’s love letter to everyone who thinks stand

THC 18-22%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Hurkle

Meet Hurkle, the strain that lets you keep your dignity whil

THC 6-10%
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🟢 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Huron Haze

Meet Huron Haze: the strain that failed its DNA test harder

THC 5-7%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Tempest

Hurricane

Hurricane is what happens when Reserva Privada decides your

THC 20%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Hurricane

Named after Mother Nature’s tantrum, Hurricane by The Bank G

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (but with commitment issues)

Hurricane

Hurricane is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who swea

THC 18-22%
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🔶 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Hurricane 4

Hurricane 4 is what happens when breeders play God with citr

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hurricane Creek

Hurricane Creek is Parabellum Genetics' diplomatic solution

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hurricane Daniella

Meet Hurricane Daniella—the only storm you'll actually want

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hurricane Hanna

Red Bee Seeds bottled a tropical depression and sold it as p

THC 18%
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🌪️ Couch-Lock Cyclone

Hurricane Kush

Big Tree Cultivars basically bottled a tropical storm and fo

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Hurricane Punch

Like getting sucker-punched by a tropical storm made of citr

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Husky OG

Husky OG is what happens when Oregon Microgrowers Guild deci

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Daytime Kush Hybrid

Hustler Kush

Hustler Kush is the strain equivalent of a LinkedIn influenc

THC 19%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hy C Runtz

Imagine if Hi-C fruit punch and a bag of Runtz had a baby, t

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hybrid Cannabis

Meet the Switzerland of weed—Hybrid Cannabis, the diplomatic

THC 8-15%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hybrid X

Hybrid X is what happens when breeders try to make weed that

THC 21%
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🌵 Desert-Hardened Hybrid

Hybrids Tucson

Meet the cactus-hugging lovechild of climate resilience and

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hydra

Hydra is the strain that refuses to die—cut one cola off and

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hydroxx

Hydroxx is the strain that asks, "What if we took indica to

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Hype-Boosted Hybrid

Hylife

Meet Hylife, the strain that sounds like a failed wellness a

THC 20-26%
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🚂 All-Aboard Hybrid

Hype Train

All aboard the Hype Express, a balanced 18% THC hybrid that’

THC 18%
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🌚 Indica (But Your Brain Didn’t Get the Memo)

Hype Train

Named after the unstoppable force of internet FOMO, Hype Tra

THC 20%
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🟡 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hyper Diaper

Yes, it's called Hyper Diaper and no, it won't make you soil

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Hyper Drive

Hyper Drive sounds like a SpaceX launch, but it's actually M

THC 20-25%
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⚡ ADHD-Powered Hybrid

Hyper Fuel

Archive Seed Bank basically Frankensteined together the most

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Hyper Glue

Hyper Glue is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who hug

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Sorcery

Hyperdose

Hyperdose is Illusion Genetics' love letter to people who th

THC 22-28%
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🏎️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Hyperdrive

Hyperdrive is what happens when cannabis breeders decide Red

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Bougie Sativa

Hyperion

Meet Hyperion, the strain that studied abroad in Europe and

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica-leaning Auto

Hyperion

Meet Hyperion, the strain that grows faster than your will t

THC 18%
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⚫ Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Hypermatter

Hypermatter is Mephisto Genetics’ attempt at creating a blac

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Supposedly-Indica Plot Twist

Hyphy Haze

Hyphy Haze is the strain that shows up to the indica party w

THC 22%
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🟩 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Hyphy Juice

Imagine if your indica and sativa had a messy breakup but st

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Hypno Stank

Hypno Stank is the strain that huffs you back. One whack of

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Hypno Zkittlez

Hypno Zkittlez is the strain equivalent of getting tucked in

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Hypnosis

Hypnosis is what happens when a sativa and indica get drunk

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Hypnotic

Hypnotic is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 22-28%
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🧊 Ice-Cold Indica

Hypothermia

Imagine shoving a pine-scented snow cone into your grinder a

THC 19-21%
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🧊 Frost-Bitten Indica

Hypothermic Huckleberry Ice

This strain is basically a snow cone that got possessed by a

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Hypro Haze 13

Meet Hypro Haze 13—FlowerPower's attempt at making the Switz

THC 18%
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⚖️ Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Hypro Widow 13

Hypro Widow 13 is what happens when nerds lock themselves in

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

HYTZ

HYTZ is what happens when lab-coat breeders stop trying to c

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

I 65 Pie

Parabellum Genetics baked up this balanced beauty that hits

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

I 80

Named after the interstate you’ll feel like you’re driving—f

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

I 91

I 91 is the strain that convinced Connecticut to name an ent

THC 18-22%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

I Am Melon

Meet the strain that introduces itself like a confused yoga

THC 18-28%

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