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💥 Hybrid Smash-Up

Hulkberry

Imagine Bruce Banner got thirsty, chugged strawberry diesel,

THC 27%
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🟢 Sativa That Punches Like a Hybrid

HulkBerry

Meet HulkBerry—the love child of OG Kush and Strawberry Dies

THC 27%
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🔴 Supposedly-Indica Auto That Acts Like Sativa

HulkBerry Automatic

Meet HulkBerry Automatic: the strain that’s 70–80 % sativa i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Specialist

Hulkbuster

Meet the strain that makes the Hulk look like a sleepy toddl

THC 22%
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💚 Couch-Lock OG

Hulks Breath

Meet the strain that smells like Bruce Banner just hot-boxed

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Humbelts by Terra Firma Exclusives

Meet Humbelts—the Switzerland of weed. This 50/50 hybrid ref

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Humble Cough

Humble Cough sounds like a polite strain, but it's actually

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Humble Pie

Humble Pie is the strain your ego ordered after it wrote che

THC 18%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Humble Pie

Higher Love’s Humble Pie is the strain equivalent of apologi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

Humble Pie

Humble Pie is the strain equivalent of your grandma’s fruit

THC 5%
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🟣 Indica

Humbold Snow

Imagine if a snowbank got high on its own supply—this 18% TH

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Humboldt

The cannabis equivalent of a hipster lumberjack—woodsy, fuel

THC 18%
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🟢 NorCal Couch-Lock OG

Humboldt

The strain that made Humboldt County put itself on the map b

THC 20%
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🌲 NorCal Couch-Magnet

Humboldt

If OG Kush and a Redwood had a lovechild raised on craft cof

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Humboldt Afghani V2

This is what happens when Northern California nerds get roma

THC 30-38%
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🟢⚪ 50/50 Hybrid

Humboldt Breath

Meet Humboldt Breath—the strain whose breeder is literally l

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookies

Humboldt Cookies

Humboldt Cookies is what happens when Northern California hi

THC 20%
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🔮 NorCal Night-Night Indica

Humboldt Dream

Humboldt Dream is basically the cannabis equivalent of a wei

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica-Leaning Blue Dream Remix

Humboldt Dream

Imagine Blue Dream took a gap year in Humboldt, discovered y

THC 17-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Humboldt Fogg

Humboldt Fogg is what happens when California breeders decid

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Humboldt Frost

Meet Humboldt Frost—the strain that proves California's weed

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Humboldt Gelato

Humboldt Gelato is basically what happens when Northern Cali

THC 30-40%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Humboldt Headband

This 26% THC love letter from Humboldt County basically zip-

THC 26%
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🟢 Hybrid (OG Kush × Sour Diesel)

Humboldt Headband

Meet Humboldt Headband, the strain that literally squeezes y

THC 15-25%
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🟣 NorCal Couch-Tar Indica

Humboldt Honey

Humboldt Honey is the strain that proves you can, in fact, b

THC 20-30%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Humboldt OG

Humboldt OG is what happens when Northern California hippies

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Humboldt Pie

Imagine your grandma’s cherry pie got drunk on OG Kush and m

THC 20-27%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cake

Humboldt Pound Cake

Imagine if your grandma's pound cake could body-slam you int

THC 22-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cake

Humboldt Pound Cake

Imagine your grandma’s pound cake got blackout drunk on OG k

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Humboldt Snow

Imagine if Jack Frost got a horticulture degree in Humboldt

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Humboldt Snow White

Humboldt Snow White is what happens when cannabis breeders s

THC 18%
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💨 Sativa

Humboldt Sour Diesel

Meet Humboldt Sour Diesel, the strain that took the classic

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa

Humboldt Sour Diesel Auto

Imagine Sour Diesel after it took an espresso shot and enrol

THC 15%
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⚡ Hybrid

Humboldt Uppercut

Humboldt Uppercut is the strain that teaches your brain and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Humboldt X Ersb

Meet the strain that spent three years in CH9’s lab just to

THC 18%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Humboldtistan

Humboldtistan is what happens when Nor-Cal breeders decide t

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Straight-up Indica

Humboldts Most Wanted

The strain so dank even the sheriff wants a hit. Humboldts M

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Humdinger

Humdinger sounds like your uncle’s fishing story, but it’s a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked OG

Humdinger OG

Humdinger OG is The Farm Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Hummingbird Cake

Imagine someone blended a Southern potluck dessert into weed

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Down-Under Day-Wrecker Sativa

Humpty Doo Haze

Named after a town that sounds like a nursery rhyme gone fer

THC 18%
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🟣 Endangered Couch-Lock

Humulus Japonicus

Humulus Japonicus is what happens when nerds with PhDs decid

THC 28%
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🟣 Cryptozoology-Grade Indica

Humulus Japonicus

Humulus Japonicus is what happens when botanists play god wi

THC 28-35%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Humvee Keys

Named after the gas-guzzling war machine, Humvee Keys someho

THC 18%
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🟩 Ruderalis-Dominant Hybrid

Hungary Ruderalis

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Hungarian folk dancer—shor

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hungry Horse

Hungry Horse is the only strain named after both your appeti

THC 18%
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⚡ Diesel-Forward Hybrid

Hunter Mountain Sour Diesel

This Aficionado Seed Bank special is what happens when New Y

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Hunza Valley A91

Imagine a Himalayan guide who moonlights as a 90s grunge bas

THC 15-25%

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