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🍑 Georgia Peach Hybrid

Hotlanta

The strain that makes you want to pour syrup on your problem

THC 15-25%
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🍑 Indica (or whatever the plug swears)

Hotlanta

Think Atlanta traffic in nug form—sweet, sticky, and somehow

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Hotlixz

Hotlixz is what happens when Dying Breed Seeds decides espre

THC 22%
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🏎️ Hybrid

Hotrod Haze

The only haze that comes with racing stripes and a faint sme

THC 23%
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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

Hotspot

Cannarado's Hotspot is the Wi-Fi password for your brain's c

THC 20-22%
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🦨 Hybrid (60/40 Indica-Sativa)

Hott Cocoa Skunk

Imagine someone melted a Hershey’s bar inside a skunk’s gym

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Houchie Kouchie Kush

Named like a 70s disco move but hits like a freight train fu

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Houdini Rift

Houdini Rift is Ocean Grown Seeds’ greatest escape act: one

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Hound

Hound Dawg

Meet Hound Dawg, the genetic equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

House Margy

House Margy is Cannarado's attempt to create the cannabis eq

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica in Party Clothes

House Party

House Party is the strain equivalent of your extroverted fri

THC 26-28%
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🚀 Straight Sativa

Houstoner

Named after the city that put a man on the moon and now puts

THC 18%
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🔵 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Hoverboard

Hoverboard by Irie Genetics is what happens when breeders as

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Luxury

Hovercraft

Hovercraft is the cannabis equivalent of autopilot, but inst

THC 30-35%
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🟣 Indica

Howard The Duck

Named after the worst Marvel movie ever, this 15-20% THC ind

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Howard The Monk

Named after a guy who probably discovered enlightenment betw

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Howard The Monk F2

Meet Howard The Monk F2—Red Scare’s attempt to breed a strai

THC 18%
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👑 Indica Royalty

Howard's Royal Kush

Five years, 120 crosses, and one very tired breeder later, R

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Howling Diablo

Meet Howling Diablo—the strain that splits the difference be

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hoyo 18

Hoyo 18 is what happens when breeders spend 150 hours and 30

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

HP #7

HP #7 is the strain that asks, “Why stand when you can melt?

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Afghan Couch-Lock OG

HP 13

HP 13 is the strain your dealer’s dealer’s dealer bragged ab

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

HP 13

HP 13 is basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 24-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

HP 21

HP 21 is Top Dawg's diplomatic peace treaty between your cou

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Couch Glue

HP13

HP13 is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your weekend pl

THC 18%
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🔮 Old-School Couchlock OG

HP13

HP13 is the strain your plug’s plug swears is “straight from

THC 16-21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

HP13 S1

HP13 S1 is what happens when Humboldt breeders try to make a

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

HP2.0

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your body chills on t

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

HPD

HPD is the strain that asks, "You sure you needed those ankl

THC 20-28%
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🟢 100% Sativa Power-Up

HPH Skunk X Sour D Bx2

Imagine a skunk wearing a Sour Diesel cologne and yelling mo

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hream by Taylormade Selections

H.R.E.A.M. stands for “Hybrid Rules Everything Around Me”—an

THC 18%
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🔶 Mystery Meat Hybrid

HTAF

HTAF is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who swears th

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

HTC DC x Skunk x Deep Chunk

Imagine a tiny Christmas tree that smells like your college

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

HTC DC x Skunk x Deep Chunk

Meet the strain that smells like your dad’s high-school van

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Hubba Bubba

Hubba Bubba is the strain for adults who miss blowing bubble

THC 18%
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🍬 Hybrid

Hubba Bubba

The strain that answers the question "what if bubblegum got

THC 15-25%
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🧬 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Hubba Bubba Auto

Shaman Genetics basically Frankensteined bubblegum nostalgia

THC 16%
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🍭 Sativa

Hubba Bubba Haze

Imagine chewing pink Bazooka while your brain signs up for a

THC 15-25%
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🤯 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Hubbabubba Haze

The strain that smells like Saturday morning cartoons and hi

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Infused Auto-Hybrid

Hubbabubbasmelloscope

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a weed strain while high on nostalg

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Hubble Bubble

Hubble Bubble is the strain that proves Mandala Seeds studie

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Hubble Bubble

Hubble Bubble is what happens when a South African breeder d

THC 22%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Huckleberry

Huckleberry is what happens when breeders decide fruit salad

THC 18%
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🫐 Berry-Fueled Hybrid

Huckleberry

Imagine smoking a PB&J, but the J fought back. Huckleberry i

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Huckleberry by The Bank Genetics

Huckleberry is the strain that turns your legs into memory f

THC 18%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Indica

Huckleberry CBD

The strain that lets you smell like a fruit pie without acti

THC 0.3-3%
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🍪 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Huckleberry Cookies

Imagine a Girl Scout who got lost in the forest, survived on

THC 20%
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🌿 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Huckleberry Cough

Meet Pacific Northwest's favorite lung exfoliator: a berry-b

THC 15-25%

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