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🎂 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Hot Cake

Hot Cake is what happens when Sweed Lab asks "what if we mad

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Hot Cakes

Imagine if IHOP and Willy Wonka tag-teamed your nervous syst

THC 18%
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🍰 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Hot Cakes

Imagine if Betty Crocker got stoned and decided to bake a st

THC 20-26%
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🧁 Dessert-First Hybrid

Hot Cakes

Imagine Dunkin' Donuts and a gas station had a baby, then di

THC 15-25%
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🤖 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hot Cheetos

Hot Cheetos is the strain that makes you lick your fingers—e

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (slight sativa lean)

Hot Cheetoz

Imagine if Chester Cheetah got into craft cannabis and decid

THC 25%
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☕ Sativa

Hot Chocolate

Hot Chocolate is Big Nose Genetics' attempt to turn your mor

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa Puff

Hot Coco

Imagine your favorite winter beverage got blackout drunk, gr

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Hot Cookies

Imagine your grandma’s fresh-baked cookies got frisky with a

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Hot Cougar 2.0

Hot Cougar 2.0 is what happens when breeders stop trying to

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock-in-a-Box Auto

Hot Damn Autoflower

Twenty 20 Genetics basically put a couch, weighted blanket,

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Coney Island

Hot Dog OG

Hot Dog OG is the strain that asks “would you like couch-loc

THC 15-22%
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🟡 Hybrid (a.k.a. Chill Donna)

Hot Donna

Meet Hot Donna—the 5% THC strain that parties like it’s 1977

THC 5%
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🔥 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid That Glues You to the Couch Anyway

Hot Durban Glue

Like your brain took a shot of espresso then face-planted in

THC 18%
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🔥 Mostly-Indica Secret Sauce

Hot Gear

Hot Gear is the cannabis equivalent of a classified briefcas

THC 15-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Hot Glue

Hot Glue is the cannabis equivalent of that mysterious Tuppe

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Hot Gossip

Hot Gossip is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hot Heads

Hot Heads is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20%
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🔴 Southern-Fried Indica

Hot Lanta

Named after the city where 285 is a lifestyle, Hot Lanta is

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Hot Lava

Hot Lava is Prolific Coast Seeds' attempt at weaponized rela

THC 20%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Lava Lamp

Hot Lava

Hot Lava is what happens when your Cookies binge collides wi

THC 20-30%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Hot Lemon

Imagine if a Meyer lemon and a lightning bolt had a baby, th

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hot Mamma

Hot Mamma is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 20-23%
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🤹‍♂️ 5% THC Hybrid

Hot Mess

Hot Mess is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date who sho

THC 5%
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🔥 Sativa Chaos

Hot Mess

Twenty 20 Genetics basically bottled ADHD and called it Hot

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Beautiful Disaster

Hot Mess Express

Picture your life at 2 a.m. after four tequila shots—now rol

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hot Mints

Hot Mints is what happens when the Jungle Boys decide your e

THC 18-25%
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🔥 Sativa (Marketing Dept. lied)

Hot Mints

Hot Mints is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies gets into

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Cereal Killer

Hot Pebbles

Hot Pebbles is what happens when your childhood breakfast ge

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Mystery Meat Hybrid

Hot Purple Pebbles

This strain’s backstory is faker than your cousin’s SoundClo

THC 18%
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💨 Full-Throttle Sativa

Hot Rod

Imagine if a Red Bull grew leaves and learned karate—that’s

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Indica

Hot Rod

Hot Rod is what happens when OG Kush and a 1970 muscle car h

THC 28%
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🔥 Hybrid With A Side Of Napalm

Hot Sauce

Imagine if Sriracha and OG Kush had a baby that grew up to b

THC 24%
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🌶️ Indica

Hot Sauce 18

Hot Sauce 18 is what happens when a chili pepper gets drunk

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa (a.k.a. Legal Espresso)

Hot Shots

Hot Shots is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica with Chili Swagger

Hot Stuff

Hot Stuff sounds like a Tinder bio and smokes like a chili c

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Hot Stuff by The Bakery Genetics

Hot Stuff sounds like a Tinder match who actually shows up.

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Hot Tamales

Cannarado Genetics basically turned your abuela’s spice rack

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Hot Tamales

Hot Tamales is Slanted Farms' attempt to turn a movie-theate

THC 18%
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🎆 Sweet-N-Spicy Hybrid

Hot Tamales

Imagine the red-hot cinnamon candy got a medical card and de

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hot Tamalez

Hot Tamalez is what happens when breeders play mad scientist

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Hot Tea

Hot Tea is the strain your yoga instructor pretends to hate

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Commander

Hot Toddy

Hot Toddy is the cannabis equivalent of canceling all your p

THC 30%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hot Wax

Hot Wax is what happens when breeders say "let's make weed t

THC 18-22%
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🍬 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Hot Zawtz

Imagine your childhood candy aisle collided with a tire fire

THC 15-25%
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🥞 Couch-Lock Pancakes

Hotcakes

Hotcakes is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're

THC 20-25%
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🥞 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Hotcakes

Imagine your favorite diner breakfast got crossed with a dab

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Sativa

Hotel California

Hotel California is what happens when LA breeders decide the

THC 18-24%

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