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🔮 Couch-Lock Sommelier

Honey Grapez

Honey Grapez is what happens when a grape lollipop and a jar

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Honey Hashplant

Imagine if a Hash Plant knocked up a honey jar and raised th

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Honey Haze

Honey Haze is the cannabis equivalent of dumping Red Bull in

THC 18-22%
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🏔️ Balanced Hybrid

Honey Hiker

Imagine if Thin Mints grew legs, moved to Machu Picchu, and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Honey Lemon Cheese

Imagine if cheesecake and a lemon bar had a baby, then that

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Lite

Honey Lemon Hibiscus

Imagine if your yoga instructor baked lemon bars while sippi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Honey Melon Haze

Imagine if a fruit salad got a PhD in chill and started char

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Honey Melon Kush

Sensi Seeds basically crammed a farmers-market melon stand i

THC 18%
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🟪 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Honey Melon Kush Automatic

Imagine if a honeydew melon got drunk at a Kush family reuni

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Ultra-Chill Indica

Honey Mints

At a whopping 5% THC, Honey Mints is the strain you give you

THC 5%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Honey Pam

Meet Honey Pam—the strain that turns your couch into a stand

THC 18-22%
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🍯 Indica Chill-Pill

Honey Papaya

Honey Papaya is the strain equivalent of a hammock strung be

THC 15-25%
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🌺 60/40 Tropical Chill Pill

Honey Papayas

Royal Jellies basically took a piña colada, added THC, and n

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Buffet

Honey Peach Auto CBD

Sweet Seeds basically Frankensteined every cannabis species

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Chill-Out Indica

Honey Peach Auto CBD

Imagine if Welch’s peach gummies got a PhD in chill and then

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Honey Peach Pie

Honey Peach Pie is Sin City Seeds' attempt to turn a farmers

THC 5%
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⚡ Sativa

Honey Popz

Imagine if Winnie the Pooh discovered Red Bull and started a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'The Snack That Smokes Back')

Honey Roasted Peanuts

Graysin Farms basically bottled the smell of sitting in the

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Honey Rock

Meet Honey Rock—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 18%
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🍯 Sativa

Honey Runtz

Honey Runtz is what happens when a sugar rush and a sativa h

THC 20-28%
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🍯 Indica-Dominant Sweet Tooth

Honey Tree

Honey Tree is what happens when a lemon grove makes out with

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Honey Trees

Honey Trees is what happens when Prolific Coast Seeds decide

THC 18-24%
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🍯 Sativa

Honey Whip

Honey Whip is what happens when Pacific Northwest breeders a

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert in Disguise)

Honey Wine

Honey Wine is what happens when a sommelier and a bee collab

THC 20-26%
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🌞 Old-School Sativa

Honeybee by DJ Short

Think of it as coffee that got lost in a flower shop and dec

THC 15%
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🍯 Sativa

Honeybells

Honeybells is the strain that convinced your stoner cousin h

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Honeycomb

Meet Honeycomb, the strain that answers the question "What i

THC 18-25%
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🟡 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Honeycomb Pave

Honeycomb Pave is what happens when a pastry chef hot-boxes

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Honeycomb Pavé

Compound Genetics basically cross-bred a honey jar with a bo

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Magnet Indica

Honeycombz

Honeycombz is the strain equivalent of a nap you didn’t know

THC 20%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Honeycrisp

Meet Honeycrisp, the weed that smells like a farmers-market

THC 20%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid (55/45 Indica-Sativa)

Honeycrisp Apple

Imagine if a honeycrisp apple got drunk at a craft cannabis

THC 18-26%
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🍈 60/40 Hybrid

Honeydew

Honeydew is the strain that tricks your brain into thinking

THC 20%
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🍈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Honeydew

Imagine licking a melon-flavored vape while floating on a po

THC 24%
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🍈 Hybrid (a.k.a. Who-Knows-What)

Honeydew Boo

Honeydew Boo is the strain equivalent of a Craigslist missed

THC 14-22%
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🥒 Melon-Mint Hybrid

Honeydew Cucumber

Imagine if your refreshing summer salad got drunk and decide

THC 18-22%
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🍈 Hybrid

Honeydew Haze

Imagine if a cantaloupe went to grad school and came back qu

THC 13%
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🍍 Sativa-Leaning Tropical Chaos

Honeydew Pineapple

Imagine a cantaloupe and a pineapple had a baby, then that b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Honeyed Cream Dream

Imagine if a crème brûlée got high and decided to give you a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Honeygram

Honeygram is the cannabis equivalent of a golden retriever w

THC 18%
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💍 Budget-Friendly Hybrid

Honeymoon

The strain equivalent of a courthouse wedding—sweet, sentime

THC 10-15%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Honeymoon

Meet Honeymoon—the strain that promises a lifelong commitmen

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Negotiated 50/50 Hybrid

Honeymoon 592

Blue Bloods Grow’s Honeymoon 592 is the marriage counselor o

THC 18-23%
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💍 Balanced Hybrid

Honeymoon by Keys to the Kingdom

Imagine if a wedding cake got high and decided to chill with

THC 18-22%
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💍 Boutique Hybrid

Honeymoon Crasher

Imagine Wedding Cake and Purple Punch got drunk in Vegas and

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Indica-Heavy Dessert Hybrid

Honeymoon Crashers

Meet Honeymoon Crashers—the strain that shows up to your rec

THC 28-30%
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💍 Indica That Forgot It Was Supposed to Couch-Lock

Honeymoon Diesel

Honeymoon Diesel is what happens when Sour Diesel elopes wit

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Honeymoon Orange Blossom

Annibale Genetics basically bottled a sunset honeymoon in th

THC 15-25%

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