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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Homewrecker V1

Named like a Lifetime movie villain and bred by someone whos

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Homewrecker V2 by TCVG Shit

Meet the strain that literally destroys productivity. Homewr

THC 22-25%
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🌄 Purebred Jungle Sativa

Honduras

Meet Honduras, the strain that’s basically a Central America

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Jungle Juice

Honduras Beast

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomile tea.

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Honduras Breeze

Meet the strain that turns your couch into a hammock and you

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Rocket Fuel

Honduras X A5 Haze

Meet the espresso shot of sativas: Honduras X A5 Haze. This

THC 18-22%
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🌴 Tropical Couchless Sativa

Honduras X Panama

Meet the strain that’s basically a Central American vacation

THC 12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Honest Orange

Red Scare Seed Company basically weaponized orange Tic-Tacs

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Honestly Good Cake

Dark Side Genetics named this strain "Honestly Good Cake" be

THC 22%
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🍯 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Whatever the plug says it is”)

Honey

Meet Honey, the strain that’s less Winnie-the-Pooh and more

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Honey B

Honey B is the strain that convinced your stoner cousin he c

THC 20%
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🥓 Autoflowering Flavor Monster

Honey Bacon Berry

Imagine if a pancake house, a butcher shop, and a dispensary

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Don't-Give-A-Damn Hybrid

Honey Badger

Named after the internet's most unhinged mammal, Honey Badge

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Honey Badger

Honey Badger is the strain that literally doesn't give a f*c

THC 22%
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🍯 Low-THC Hybrid

Honey Badger

Honey Badger is the cannabis equivalent of decaf coffee—smel

THC 5%
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🍯 Sativa-Dominant Beast

Honey Badger Haze

Named after the internet's most unhinged mammal, Honey Badge

THC 18%
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🍌 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Custard)

Honey Banana

Honey Banana is what happens when Strawberry Banana gets dru

THC 26%
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🍯🔵 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Honey Banana S1

DNA Genetics took a banana, dunked it in honey, then taught

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Honey Banana S1

Imagine if a banana split made sweet love to a jar of raw ho

THC 24%
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🍯 Sleepy-Time Banana Bread

Honey Bananas

The strain for people who think weed should come with a bedt

THC 10-12%
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🍯 Sativa

Honey Bananas OG

Meet Honey Bananas OG—the strain that tricks you into thinki

THC 25-30%
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🐝 Daytime Buzz Sativa

Honey Bee

Honey Bee is what happens when a beehive discovers sativa ge

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Honey Bee Haze

Honey Bee Haze is what happens when you let a strain travel

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Honey Bee OG

Imagine if a honey jar and a stoner beehive had a lovechild—

THC 18%
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🍯 Sativa with Identity Issues

Honey Berry

Honey Berry is the strain equivalent of brunch bottomless mi

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Honey Booboo

Honey Booboo is DNA Genetics’ love letter to anyone whose we

THC 20-25%
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🍯 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Honey Bun

Imagine a Cinnabon and a yoga instructor had a baby who grew

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (60% pastry, 40% chaos)

Honey Bun

Imagine a Cinnabon got freaky with a lemon grove and produce

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Honey Bunny

Honey Bunny is the strain that asks, "Want to feel like Winn

THC 18-24%
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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

Honey Bunny

Honey Bunny is the cannabis equivalent of a secret speakeasy

THC 18-24%
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🤝 50/50 Hybrid

Honey Buns

Imagine if Cinnabon got crossed with a dispensary and then d

THC 20%
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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

Honey Buns

Imagine if a glazed honey bun and a Gelato nug had a one-nig

THC 25%
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🍯 Hybrid Glazed AF

Honey Bunz

Honey Bunz is the strain that smells like a Cinnabon got dru

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Honey Bunz Greenlight

Imagine if a gas-station honey bun had a baby with a dispens

THC 20-25%
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🍯 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Honey Cream

Imagine dunking a Werther's Original in hash oil and then ta

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Fast-Acting Indica

Honey Cream Fast Version

Royal Queen Seeds cranked out this speed-run indica for grow

THC 18-22%
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🍎 50/50 Hybrid

Honey Crisp

Imagine if Walt Disney genetically engineered an apple and i

THC 18-24%
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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Honey Crisp

Imagine a Granny Smith got invited to a rave, made out with

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Honey Cubed

Honey Cubed is what happens when bees unionize and start bre

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Honey Dew

Honey Dew is Clearwater Genetics' attempt at making a sativa

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Honey Dough

Imagine if Pillsbury Doughboy got a medical card and started

THC 18-25%
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🍯 Hybrid

Honey Drip

Honey Drip sounds like a rejected stripper name, but it's ac

THC 20-27%
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🍯 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Honey Face

Honey Face is the strain equivalent of putting maple syrup o

THC 18%
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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Honey Fresca

Honey Fresca is the strain for the chronically indecisive—wa

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Couch-Lock Custard

Honey Fried Bananas

Imagine IHOP and a dispensary had a one-night stand—this is

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Honey Gas

Honey Gas is the strain equivalent of pouring raw honey into

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Honey Gas

Honey Gas is the strain that proves you can polish a turd an

THC 28%
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🟣 Dessert Couch-Lock Indica

Honey Gelato

Imagine if a bee got baked and tried to make gelato—that's H

THC 15-25%

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