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🟡 50/50 Hybrid

Hokkaido Japan Hemp

Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of green tea: low-key

THC 8-12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry

Hokoberry

Hokoberry is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks, "What

THC 18%
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🔵 Boutique Couchlock

Hokuzai

Named after the wave-painting guy, Hokuzai is the cannabis e

THC 18-24%
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🎄 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Holiday Chaos

Holiday Rager by Mr. Green Jeans Genetics

Like eggnog laced with rebellion, Holiday Rager was bred spe

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica Time Machine

Holland NL #6

The cannabis equivalent of a Cold-War spy dossier—classified

THC 22%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

Hollands Hoop

Meet Hollands Hoop, the strain that's been getting Nederland

THC 18%
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🔶 Dutch Sativa That Forgot It’s Dutch

Hollands Hoop

The strain that sounds like a retirement plan but hits like

THC 18%
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⚖️ Dutch Balanced Hybrid

Hollands Hope

Meet Hollands Hope—bred in the Netherlands during the '80s w

THC 18%
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🟣 Vintage Dutch Couch-Lock

Hollands Hope

The cannabis equivalent of your reliable Dutch uncle who's b

THC 16%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Hollands Hope

The strain that taught Amsterdam coffee shops how to chill.

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Couch Magnet

Hollands Hope

Born in the 80s when breeders were basically stoned botanist

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Hollands Hope

Born in the 80s when shoulder pads were big and Dutch grower

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hollands Hope

The cannabis equivalent of a rain-proof Dutch bicycle—built

THC 18%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Hollands Hope by White Label

The cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up in a win

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hollow Bones

Hollow Bones is what happens when Bloom Seed Co asks, 'What

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Kush

Hollyweed By Bodhi Seeds

The strain that makes you forget why you walked into the kit

THC 15-25%
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🎬 Balanced Hybrid

Hollywood

Named after the place where dreams go to get optioned and re

THC 20-27%
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🎬 Balanced Hybrid

Hollywood

Meet Hollywood, the strain that thinks it's getting its own

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Indica

Hollywood

Named after a city that invented both dreams and traffic, Ho

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Hollywood Blues

Hollywood Blues is what happens when a boutique breeder asks

THC 18-26%
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📸 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Hollywood CBD

The strain that lets you stunt on Sunset Blvd without gettin

THC 30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hollywood Cookies

Imagine OG Kush and a tray of overpriced artisanal cookies h

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Hollywood Dream

Sunset Genetics basically bottled Los Angeles traffic stress

THC 18%
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👻 Balanced Hybrid

Hollywood Ghost

Aficionado French Connection’s bougie poltergeist: it’ll hau

THC 20%
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👻 OG-Adjacent Couch Magnet

Hollywood Ghost

Hollywood Ghost is the strain equivalent of a producer credi

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Chic

Hollywood Hairband

The strain that makes you feel like you’re wearing designer

THC 18%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Hollywood Pickle

Hollywood Pickle is the strain equivalent of a blockbuster t

THC 26%
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🔴 Indica

Hollywood Roze

Hollywood Roze is what happens when South Bay Genetics decid

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Hollywood Sensi

This Strayfox Gardenz creation is what happens when Cookies

THC 18%
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⚪️ Pure Indica Powerhouse

Hollywood Snow

Hollywood Snow is what happens when Riot Seeds decides the w

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cult Classic

Holy Ape Shit

Holy Ape Shit is the strain your dealer’s cousin swears will

THC 28%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Holy Banana

Holy Banana is what happens when a tropical fruit truck coll

THC 18-25%
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🤯 Balanced Hybrid

Holy Breath

Holy Breath is what happens when breeders raid the Vatican’s

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Holy Bubba

Holy Bubba is the strain that answers the age-old question,

THC 18-24%
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🍰 Dessert-Indica Hybrid

Holy Cannoli

Holy Cannoli is what happens when an Italian bakery accident

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cherry Pie

Holy Cherry Gelato

Holy Cherry Gelato is what happens when a California breeder

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Holy Chocolate Dawg

Holy Chocolate Dawg is Riot Seeds' attempt to make an indica

THC 24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Heritage

Holy Chocolate Thai

Imagine your morning mocha grew dreadlocks and started speak

THC 18-24%
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⛪ Sativa (Despite the Name)

Holy Communion

Holy Communion is the strain that turns atheists into believ

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Hybrid

Holy Crack

Holy Crack sounds like something you'd hear shouted in a 90s

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Holy Diver

Holy Diver is SnowHigh Seeds’ love letter to people who want

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Holy Diver

Named after the most epic metal anthem ever, Holy Diver is t

THC 15-25%
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🤯 Tri-Hybrid Madness

Holy Fuck

This strain’s name isn’t clickbait—it’s a warning label. Hol

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Holy Fuck

Named by someone who clearly underestimated its power, Holy

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Cult

Holy Gelato

Holy Gelato is what happens when a Bay Area pastry chef sell

THC 15-20%
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👻 Couch-Lock Cathedral

Holy Ghost

Holy Ghost is what happens when breeders play God and Ghost

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ OG Meets Haze Hybrid

Holy Ghost

Holy Ghost is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Divine Sativa

Holy Goat

Holy Goat is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 20-25%

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