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🟢 Sativa

Holy Grail 69

Holy Grail 69 is the strain Monty Python would’ve written if

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (Your Couch Will File for Divorce)

Holy Grail Haze by Riot Seeds

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners that

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Legend

Holy Grail Kush

DNA Genetics’ Holy Grail Kush is the gilded chalice of couch

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Legend

Holy Grail OG

The strain so legendary it needs zero marketing—just a bean

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Holy Horror

Holy Horror is what happens when two dudes with guns decide

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica (Because Who Needs Leg Day)

Holy Light

Holy Light is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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⚖️ Holy Trinity Hybrid

Holy Man

Meet Holy Man, the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Holy Moly Donut Shop

Imagine dunking a glazed donut into your bong water—now make

THC 18-24%
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⛰️ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Holy Mountain Kush

This California Seed Farm creation is basically yoga class i

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Holy Nana Crack

Holy Nana Crack sounds like something you'd confess to a pri

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Holy Perogy's Sinful Strawberry

Imagine the love-child of a strawberry shortcake and a chill

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Holy Perogy's Strawberry Tah-ta

Meet the strain that sounds like a sneeze but smokes like a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Holy Pineapple Bys Breeders Club

Holy Pineapple is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 24%
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⚡ 80% Sativa-Dominant

Holy Princess

Holy Princess is the cannabis equivalent of a decaf Red Bull

THC 5%
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🎀 Sativa-Lean Hybrid (with Cheese Funk)

Holy Princess F (Santa Maria x Cinderella 99) x Chocolate Cheese M

Imagine your childhood princess fantasies got high, ate a ch

THC 16-22%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Night-Night

Holy Punch

Holy Punch is what happens when Green House Seeds decides to

THC 15-25%
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🎲 Mystery Hybrid

Holy Roller

Holy Roller is the strain equivalent of a potluck casserole—

THC 24%
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⛪ Couch-Lock Cathedral

Holy Roller OG

This ain't your grandma's communion wine. Holy Roller OG is

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cathedral

Holy Roller OG

Holy Roller OG is what happens when West Coast Kush gets bap

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Holy Roller X Moonbow

Imagine your childhood candy stash got possessed by a diesel

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers is the strain your plug calls "church in a bag"

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cathedral

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers is the 25% THC indica that proves God’s a fan o

THC 25%
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🔮 Indica

Holy Rollers OG

Holy Rollers OG is the strain that makes you wonder if your

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ mic-drop indica that dou

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Holy Smoke

Holy Smoke is Bean Drop Genetics' love letter to doing absol

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Holy Smoke

Holy Smoke is what happens when breeders try to make the "ho

THC 18%
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❄️ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Holy Snow

Holy Snow is what happens when Green House Seeds locks Santa

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Diva

Holy Sour

Holy Sour is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 16-22%
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✝️ Holy Hybrid

Holy Stic

Holy Stic is what happens when breeders play God and acciden

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It’s On Vacation)

Holy Surfer

Holy Surfer is the 18 % THC indica that wants to hang ten on

THC 18%
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🟠 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Indica and Sativa went to couples therapy')

Holy Tangerines

Holy Tangerines is what happens when Genesis Genetics lets a

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Holy Trinity

Holy Trinity is Savage Seed Collective's attempt to bottle s

THC 18-22%
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🌊 Premium Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Holy Water

Holy Water is what happens when OG fuel meets dessert terps

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Holy Water

Holy Water is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18-26%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Holymoly

Holy hell, Goat and Monkey actually delivered a strain that

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Home Grown by JT Kultivation

The strain that turns "I tried growing once" into "I run a b

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica

Home Wrecker

Home Wrecker by FireFly Genetics earned its name the honest

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Certified Indica

Homegrown Kush

Imagine your grandma’s afghan blanket gained sentience and s

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Indica

Homegrown Lowryder

The cannabis equivalent of a bonsai tree on Red Bull—tiny, f

THC 12-15%
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🟣 Hybrid

Homegrown Purple

Homegrown Purple is the strain equivalent of that one friend

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Homegrown Skunk #1

The original 'make your neighbors hate you' strain. Homegrow

THC 18%
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⚖️ Classic Balanced Hybrid

Homegrown White Widow

The OG 90s trophy wife that still slaps harder than your mom

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Homeless Tweaker

Slanted Farms’ Homeless Tweaker is the indica that moves int

THC 18-23%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Dough

Homemade Cookies

The strain that proves you can, in fact, milk a cannabis pla

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Cartoonish Hybrid

Homer Simpson

Named after Springfield’s most famous slacker, this 15% THC

THC 15%
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🔵 Indica

Hometown Heroes

Hometown Heroes is the indica that makes you wave at neighbo

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Homewrecker

Meet Homewrecker—the only strain legally required to send a

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Homewrecker

Meet Homewrecker—the strain that shows up at 9 PM and sudden

THC 18%

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