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🍓 Sativa-Dominant

Hippieberry

Exotic Seed’s love letter to the Summer of Love, now with 10

THC 20-24%
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🐘 Pure Sativa

Hippo High

Named after nature’s most chill 4-ton vegetarian, Hippo High

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hippo High

Meet the Mary Jane equivalent of a purple hippo cannonball:

THC 18-26%
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🍷 Hybrid Sommelier Edition

Hippocras

Named after a drink monks used to get weird at 13th-century

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Hippy Crack

AK-47 and Blue Satellite had a baby, named it after laughing

THC 24%
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🔆 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Hippy Haze

This isn't your grandpa's ditch weed from Woodstock—it's his

THC 18-21%
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🌿 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Hippy Oil

Bred by Strayfox Gardenz, Hippy Oil is basically what happen

THC 18-24%
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🌿 Sativa

Hippy Private Stash

Connoisseur Genetics bottled Woodstock in weed form and slap

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Hippy Slayer

Bodhi Seeds named this one ‘Hippy Slayer’ because nothing en

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica

Hippy Slayer

A strain so sedating it could tranquilize a drum circle at B

THC 20%
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🌈 Hybrid

Hippy Tearz

Hippy Tearz is Aficionado Seed Collection's love letter to e

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hippy Vibez

Strayfox Gardenz basically bottled Woodstock in weed form. T

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hips

Hips by Cannarado Genetics is the strain equivalent of a yog

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Certified Drama Queen Sativa

Histrionnica by Black Tuna

Histrionnica is the strain equivalent of your friend who jus

THC 18-22%
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🎬 Tri-Force Auto Hybrid

Hitchcock Haze

Mephisto Genetics basically Frankensteined cannabis DNA unti

THC 18%
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🚗 Mystery Hybrid

Hitchhiker

Like that sketchy friend who shows up uninvited but somehow

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Hitgirl

Jinxproof Genetics basically made the Switzerland of weed—so

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hitmaker

The only thing Cult Classics hit harder than your ego is thi

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Silent Assassin Indica

Hitman

This OG Kush bastard child earned its name by literally assa

THC 15-25%
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🟣 OG Assassin

Hitman OG

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a silent assassin—22% THC an

THC 22%
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⚫ Indica

Hitman OG

Hitman OG is the cannabis equivalent of a mob hit—quiet, eff

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Hitschiez

Bred by the meticulous nerds at Rheinland Genetics, Hitschie

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Hive Mind

Hive Mind is what happens when Stank Face Seeds asks, "What

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hawaiian Balanced Hybrid

HIx5 by Pua Mana Pakalolo

Meet HIx5—the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted to co

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hiydrow

Hiydrow is what happens when breeders decide “mild sedation”

THC 20%
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🥬 Pure Sativa

Hmong Hemp

Meet Hmong Hemp—the strain so Southeast Asian it shows up we

THC 15-18%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Ho Lee Fuk

Ho Lee Fuk is the strain that makes you question your life c

THC 20%
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🟢 95% Sativa Rocket Fuel

Hoa Bac 2.0

Meet the strain that Desert King Mountain High Seed Co. call

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Hoa Bac Dia Bay

Equilibrium Genetics basically took a jungle vine, pumped it

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Tropical Sativa Time Machine

Hoa Bac Meo

Meet Hoa Bac Meo, the strain that makes you question if your

THC 19-21%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Hoa Bac Silver Flower

Reefermans Seeds basically bottled a Vietnamese sunrise and

THC 18%
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🌞 Daytime Sativa

Hoa Bac Silver Flower

Hoa Bac Silver Flower sounds like a Bond villain’s bonsai, b

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Balanced Frostbite Hybrid

Hoarfrost

Hoarfrost is the strain that looks like December threw up on

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Auto-Flower

Hobbit

Kannabia Seeds turned a Tolkien fever dream into a couch-loc

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hobbit Fart

Imagine if Gandalf hot-boxed the Shire and this is what Bilb

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica-ish Mystery

Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is the David Blaine of weed—here one drop, gone

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Hoe Down

Exotic Genetix named this one after what your body does 20 m

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Hoelato

Hoelato is what happens when Dojo Seed Co. asks, “What if a

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Hoffmann Automatic

Copenhagen Seed Company’s answer to "I want weed but I also

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica (With Commitment Issues)

Hofman

Meet Hofman, the strain that couldn’t decide what it wanted

THC 18-22%
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🐷 Pure Indica

Hog F2

AK Bean Brains took a perfectly good hog, bred it with itsel

THC 20%
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🟢 Boutique Hybrid

Hog Peels

Imagine if a feral pig rolled around in a citrus grove and t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Hog Stardawg

Hog Stardawg is what happens when breeders play genetic Jeng

THC 15-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Genetic Roulette Hybrid

HOG x BMR x SSH

Imagine if a hash brick, a blueberry muffin, and a haze stic

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (with commitment issues)

Hogblue Moon Rocks x Blue Moon Rocks

Imagine Blue Moon Rocks got drunk, texted its ex-HOG at 2 a.

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hogdawg V20

Meet Hogdawg V20—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hogwarts Express

All aboard the Hogwarts Express, the only train that leaves

THC 25-35%
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🐷 Couch-Lock Supreme

Hogzilla by Andromeda

Meet Hogzilla—the indica that turns humans into happy bacon.

THC 20%

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