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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Highrider Auto

Highrider Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock in Disguise

Highs Plainz Ault

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected IKEA lamp but sm

THC 18-22%
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🏆 Trophy-Case Hybrid

Highsmans

Highsmans is basically the Heisman Trophy of weed—flashy, ov

THC 30%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Highwalker

Meet Highwalker, the strain that’s basically Skywalker OG’s

THC 26%
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🛣️ Pure Sativa Road Trip

Highway 66

Highway 66 is what happens when a Dutch seed company decides

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica Cruiser

Highway 95 Mohave

Named after the 1,573-mile asphalt ribbon connecting the Sou

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Highway Harmony

Imagine your GPS found a secret on-ramp that drops you half-

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Highway Max

Highway Max is the cannabis equivalent of a roadside diner n

THC 15-25%
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🛣️ Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Highway Maxx

Purple City Genetics spent two years and 15 genetic crosses

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commuter

Highway Maxx

Road-trip weed that forgot the map and just crashed on your

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Low-Flying Indica

Hijack Automatic

Auto Seeds basically created the cannabis equivalent of a pa

THC 8-10%
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⚫ Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Hijo De Chingada

Named like it just stepped out of a telenovela fight scene,

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (72% Sativa)

Hiking Kona

Imagine if your GPS gained sentience and decided the best ro

THC 25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Hill Rich F2

Hill Rich F2 is what happens when a breeder gets bored and d

THC 18-23%
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🔴 Full-Metal Indica

Hillbilly Armor

Hillbilly Armor is what happens when Rare Dankness decides y

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Hillbilly Booty

Meet Hillbilly Booty, the love-child of a back-porch botanis

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Hillbilly OG

Straight from the backwoods of elite breeding, Hillbilly OG

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hillbilly Queen

Hillbilly Queen is the cannabis equivalent of a county-fair

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Hills Have Eyes

Named after a horror flick because it’ll murder your motivat

THC 18%
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🟣 Tropical Sledgehammer Indica

Hilo Hammer

Imagine getting smacked in the face with a pineapple wielded

THC 22%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Himalaya Blue Diesel

Imagine a Nepalese diesel truck crashed into a blueberry pie

THC 18-24%
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🔷 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Himalaya Blue Diesel

Short Stuff’s altitude-hardened lovechild that flowers faste

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Himalaya Gold

This strain is what happens when Nepalese and North Indian l

THC 18%
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🔶 Couch-Locking Himalaya Heavyweight

Himalaya Gold

Himalaya Gold is the cannabis equivalent of hiring a Nepales

THC 18%
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🔭 Sativa

Himalaya Haze

This strain’s whole vibe is "I was bred by a guy who may or

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Himalaya Indica

Meet Himalaya Indica: the strain that turns your couch into

THC 18%
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🟠 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Himalaya Orange Diesel

Imagine if a Himalayan sherpa bred a strain while huffing di

THC 22-28%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Rocket

Himalaya Sativa

Straight from the actual mountains (okay, a lab in Californi

THC 18-22%
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❄️ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Himalaya Snow

Imagine if a Himalayan mountain peak got horny and made a ba

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Blackberry-Flavored Couch Glue

Himalayan Blackberry

Imagine smoking a fruit pie in a Nepalese temple while your

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

Himalayan Blu

Meet Himalayan Blu, Kuntry Greenthumb's attempt to bring the

THC 15-20%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Himalayan Blue Hash

This mountain-bred beast from Lucky 13 Seed Company is basic

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Himalayan Gold

Meet Himalayan Gold, the strain that basically backpacked th

THC 18%
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🥇 Mountain-Bred Hybrid

Himalayan Gold

This is what happens when a Nepalese yak herder’s stash meet

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Himalayan Headchanger

This strain is what happens when Himalayan mountain weed and

THC 20%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Himalayan Witch Hunt

Third Eye Genetics summoned this 55/45 hybrid from the mount

THC 18%
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🔶 Tri-Force Hybrid

Hindiana By Seeds Of Life

Seeds of Life basically Frankensteined every weed species in

THC 16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hindsight

Twenty 20 Genetics spent years crafting the perfect 50/50 hy

THC 22-27%
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🧪 55% Kush, 45% Chemical Romance

Hindu Chem

Imagine if a Himalayan monk and Walter White had a baby—stic

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica Couch-Lock Special

Hindu Cream

Hindu Cream is what happens when Big Buddha Seeds asks "What

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Hindu Diesel Trainwreck

A Mount Zion Seed Cooperative Frankenstein that fuses Hindu

THC 27%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Diva

Hindu Dream

Meet Hindu Dream: the strain that turns your living room int

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Hindu Fields

Hindu Fields is the strain your plug swears is “straight fro

THC 17-20%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Hindu GDP

Meet the royal baby of two legendary couch-lock dynasties—Hi

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hindu Glue

Imagine if a Hindu Kush and a bottle of Gorilla Glue had a o

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hindu Glue

Space GenetiX basically Frankensteined together a strain so

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Hindu Gorilla

Meet Hindu Gorilla, the strain that looks like it escaped fr

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Hindu Kush

This is the strain your hippie uncle still brags about smoki

THC 20%

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