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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Density

High Density is the strain that took "compact car" way too l

THC 20%
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🌞 Desert-Fried Sativa

High Desert Sour Sage

Meet the strain that convinced a cactus it could dance. High

THC 17-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Diligence

High Diligence is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Dominant Disaster

High Divorce Rate

The strain that’ll take half your stash and all your motivat

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

High Flyer

High Flyer is the strain equivalent of drinking three Red Bu

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

High Fructose

Imagine mainlining liquified gummy bears while a moon-booted

THC 28%
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🔴 Indica

High Fructose Corn Syrup

Meet the strain that sounds like it should be in a soda can

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

High Fructose Corn Syrup

A GMO x OZ Kush cross that sounds like a diabetes warning la

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

High Grade

High Grade is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who men

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Intake

High Intake is what happens when breeders decide the best pa

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

High Karate

High Karate is the Pacific Northwest’s answer to the eternal

THC 18-20%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

High Level

High Level is what happens when breeders decide espresso isn

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champ

High MAC

High MAC is what happens when breeders splice together High

THC 24-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (but let’s be honest, it acts like it’s on espresso)

High Mac

High Mac is basically MAC 1 showing off—same frosted nugs, o

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

High Mass

Imagine if your high school science fair project got a PhD i

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

High Moon

Seed Junky’s High Moon is the strain equivalent of skipping

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

High Note

Meet High Note: the strain that brings people together by ge

THC 18%
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🏎️ Hybrid That Smells Like Your Dad's Toolbox

High Octaine

High Octaine is what happens when breeders decide gasoline i

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

High Octane Guava

Imagine Guava Gelato got day-drunk on premium gas and decide

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

High Octane OG

High Octane OG is the strain equivalent of downshifting from

THC 20%
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⚡ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

High Plains Ault

High Plains Ault is what happens when a Weld County grower s

THC 15-25%
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🤠 Hybrid Drifter

High Plains Drifter

High Plains Drifter is the outlaw of boutique buds—no flashy

THC 15-25%
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🌾 High-Altitude Hybrid

High Plains Fort Lupton

This is what happens when Colorado farmers leave weed outsid

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Corporate Mystery Indica

High Plainz Dispensary

High Plainz isn’t a strain, it’s a mood ring in weed form. O

THC 22-24%
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☀️ Sativa

High Plainz Dispensary Fort Lupton

Fort Lupton’s finest sativa: it’s basically legal jet fuel f

THC 20-27%
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🟤 Corn-Fed Colorado Hybrid

High Plainz Log Lane Village

The official house strain of a dispensary that sounds like a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Plains-Bred Hybrid

High Plainzs Log Lane

Named after a town you’ve never heard of and bred to survive

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Pressure

Named after the grow lights that birthed it, High Pressure i

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

High Priest

Meet High Priest: the strain that turns your couch into a pe

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

High Priest #2

Meet the strain that convinces your frontal lobe it has a Ph

THC 20%
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🔮 Sativa-Dominant

High Priestess

High Priestess is basically a spiritual Red Bull at 18% THC,

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite)

High Priority

High Priority is what happens when breeders decide your cale

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

High Road

Blue Bloods Grow's High Road is the Switzerland of weed—dipl

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

High Road

High Road is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business in

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

High Roller

Alphakronik Genes basically bred a velvet rope for your lung

THC 18-24%
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🎰 Indica-Leaner (Because Nothing Says 'Chill' Like Gambling)

High Roller

High Roller is the strain equivalent of ordering a $40 desse

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

High Ryder

High Ryder is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss-Army knife

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

High Ryder Mass

Think of High Ryder Mass as the cannabis equivalent of a Swi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (or whatever the grower felt like that week)

High School Dropout

Meet the strain that literally failed upward—High School Dro

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in Training Wheels

High School Sweet Heart Breath

The strain that smells like your first kiss behind the bleac

THC 18%
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💜 Indica

High School Sweetheart

The strain that finally answers "What if your teenage crush

THC 22%
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💝 Balanced Hybrid

High School Sweetheart

The strain that peaked in 11th grade and never shut up about

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica (With Commitment Issues)

High School Sweetheart

The strain that promises prom-night euphoria then steals you

THC 18-26%
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🔨 Face-Hammering Indica

High School Sweetheart Breath F2 x 9lb Hammer

Imagine your high-school crush finally texted back, but only

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

High School Sweetheart Breath F2 x Cherry Cobbler

This 50/50 hybrid is basically prom night in plant form: swe

THC 18%
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🤯 Hybrid That Shouldn’t Work But Absolutely Does

High School Sweetheart Breath F2 x Gorilla Glue #4

Imagine your high-school crush grew up, got jacked, and now

THC 22%
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🍓 Hybrid (Nostalgia-Flavored)

High School Sweetheart Breath F2 x Strawberry Milk Shake

Imagine making out behind the bleachers with a strawberry mi

THC 18-24%
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🍓 Hybrid (Class of '24)

High School Sweetheart Breath F2 x Strawberry Tahoe

Picture your first kiss behind the bleachers—now make it wee

THC 18%

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