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🟣 Pure Indica

Helmand by The Landrace Team

Meet Helmand: the strain that makes you want to cancel plans

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Helmand Glue

Helmand Glue is like wrapping your brain in a weighted blank

THC 18-24%
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🧀 Sativa-Dominant

Helvetic Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Gruyère got drunk on Red Bull and deci

THC 18%
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⚖️ Focus-First Hybrid

Hemlock

Named after the stuff that offed Socrates, Hemlock the *stra

THC 25-27%
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🟢 Indica (But Only 52% Committed)

Hemlock by Cannabeizein

Meet Hemlock, the cannabis equivalent of that friend who say

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hemp Hybrid (Legal-ish)

Hemp 2 Magicbullet X Magicbullet

Imagine Magicbullet got drunk on kombucha, looked in the mir

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Hempress

Hempress is the sativa that treats your brain like it's had

THC 18%
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🌿 Certified THC-Free Ego Booster

Hempstar

Imagine a Red Bull that went to therapy and found inner peac

THC 0.2-0.5%
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🎸 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hendrix Haze

Named after the guy who made feedback cool, Hendrix Haze is

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hendrix Headband

Alien Genetics basically bottled a Jimi solo and turned it i

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Henkes Lolland

Henkes Lolland is what happens when Dutch breeders decide yo

THC 22%
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⚔️ Nordic Thunder Hybrid

Henkes Lolland vs Royal Dane

Imagine two Scandinavian royal houses duking it out in your

THC 22-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Sativa Speedball

Hennessy Runtz by Petepacks

The cannabis equivalent of a cognac-spritzed tropical smooth

THC 21-22%
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🍹 Tropical Hybrid Shooter

Henni Qolada

Imagine a Piña Colada that went to art school in Brooklyn—cr

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch Magnet

Heptane

Heptane sounds like something you'd clean carburetors with,

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (with delusions of grandeur)

Her Highness

She’s the bougie indica that curtsies before she couch-locks

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Holy Roller Sativa

Her Holiness by Glory

Blessed be the bud, for Her Holiness by Glory is here to tur

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Royalty

Her Majesty by Delicatessen

Three years and 100+ crosses later, Delicatessen finally bir

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica Royalty

Her Majesty's Kush

Bow before Her Majesty, the indica that treats your sofa lik

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Queen

Her Wicked Ways

This Trichome Orchards creation is basically a weighted blan

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Herat Karokh

This Afghan landrace diva is what happens when centuries of

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Actually-Indica Indica

Herb

Meet Herb—the strain that named itself because Cannarado was

THC 18-33%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Hercules

Meet Hercules, the strain that bench-presses your motivation

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Hercules

Meet Hercules—the strain that flexes harder than a gym bro o

THC 5%
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⚡️ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Hercules 3 BX

Meet the strain that skips leg day because it’s too busy jog

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Hercules by The 7 Dwarfs

Meet Hercules: the only strain named after a Greek demigod y

THC 18%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Indica

Hercules CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically chamomile tea in a muscle s

THC 8%
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🟢 Sativa

Here's Johnny

Named after the most unhinged hotel guest in cinematic histo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Herer Hashplant

Bodhi Seeds basically got Jack Herer drunk on resin and let

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa (with Diesel-Flavored Attitude)

Herer Of The Dog

Imagine Jack Herer and Chemdog got drunk at an Oregon microb

THC 20-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Heri Berry

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a sleeping pill had a baby

THC 18%
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🔮 90% Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Heri C99 by Da Bean Co

Meet Heri C99—the strain that makes your couch feel like a w

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Heribei

Heribei is the Switzerland of weed - so balanced it might of

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Hericules

Hericules is the strain that proves 18% THC can still fold y

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Herijuana

Meet the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still watchi

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Herijuana

Meet the strain that makes your couch look like a viable car

THC 5-8%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Herijuana

Meet Herijuana, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Herijuana By Motarebel

Meet Herijuana—the strain that asks "What if a weighted blan

THC 18-22%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Herijuana CBD

Think classic Herijuana went to therapy and learned boundari

THC 6-10%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Herijuana Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got roofied by a 1990s narcotic f

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Herijuana Jack 33

Meet the strain that split custody between indica and sativa

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Herijuana x Big White

Imagine if a lumberjack made love to a snow cone and their b

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Herijuana x Pine Tar Kush x Royal Kush

This triple-Kush Frankenstein is basically a weighted blanke

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Herijuanna

Herijuanna is what happens when breeders at Da Bean Co. ask,

THC 18-23%
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🔆 Pure Sativa

Hermana De La Noche

Meet the strain that turns you into the friend who reorganiz

THC 20-23%
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⚡ Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Heroes

Heroes is what happens when Tangie’s hyperactive citrus kid

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Hershey Squirt

Hershey Squirt is the strain that convinced your brain it’s

THC 25-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hershey Squirts

Brain Dead Beans named a strain after diarrhea and somehow m

THC 15-25%

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