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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Herz OG

Herz OG is Exotic Seed's love letter to anyone who's ever wa

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Herz OG Auto

Herz OG Auto is the strain for people who want their weed to

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Hesperidina

Imagine your grandma’s lemonade stand got a PhD in botany an

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hesperidium Haze

Hesperidium Haze is what happens when breeders spend four ye

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Sativa-Dominant Sorcery

Hex

Hex is the sativa that looks you dead in the eye and says, "

THC 18%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split)

Hey Blue Blue

Hey Blue Blue is what happens when breeders get nostalgic fo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hey Dave

Meet Hey Dave—the strain that answers the question “What if

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Hey You Guys

Named after the most aggressive greeting in cinematic histor

THC 18-24%
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🍭🧄 Hybrid

HFCS

HFCS sounds like the diabetes-inducing goo Big Soda pumps in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

HG23

Meet HG23: the strain that turns your legs into overcooked s

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hi Biscus

Hi Biscus is Humboldt Seed Co’s polite way of saying “here’s

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Hi C Cookies

Hi C Cookies is the strain equivalent of warm milk and a bed

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-leaning CBD Hybrid

HI CBD

Imagine a strain that lets you file your taxes AND remember

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Sativa

Hi Chew

Hi Chew is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed and

THC 26-33%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hi Octane

Cookie Fam Genetics basically hot-wired your nervous system

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

HI Presidential OG

The strain that makes you sign executive orders for pizza at

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Island Dictator Indica

HI Presidential OG #45

This bud looks like it just got off Air Force One—frosty, im

THC 21%
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🦆 Indica

HI Short Season Blueberry Duck

A duck-footed indica that ripens before your landlord rememb

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Hi Tech

Meet Hi Tech, the strain that convinced your old-school deal

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Hi-Octane OG

Happy Dreams Genetics basically weaponized OG genetics and n

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hibernate

If you’ve been looking for a strain that turns your nervous

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hibernator

Hibernator is basically weed Ambien. One bowl and your only

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hibiscus

Imagine if a hibiscus flower got drunk on vacation and decid

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hibiscus Sunrise

Colorado Seed Inc. basically made a sunrise you can smoke—18

THC 18-22%
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🌺 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Hibiscus Sunrise

The cannabis equivalent of a tropical timeshare pitch—looks

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hibiscus Widow

Meet Hibiscus Widow, the boutique hybrid that’s basically Wh

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (RIP Edition)

Hickok Haze

The cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sneaker drop th

THC 18%
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🌊 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Hidden Beach

The strain that answers the age-old question: “What if my we

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hidden Pastry

Seed Junky Genetics basically created a strain that tricks y

THC 18%
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🟣 Secretive Indica

Hidden Pastry

Think of it as the strain equivalent of your mom's "secret f

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hielo

Hielo is what happens when Venus Genetics asks, “How do we t

THC 18%
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🔊 Couch-Locking Indica

Hifi

Hifi is what happens when Thugpug Genetics asks, "What if we

THC 25%
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🔊 Balanced Hybrid

HiFi 4G

Dutch Passion’s Wi-Fi password turned weed—HiFi 4G promises

THC 15-25%
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🔊 Hybrid

HiFi 4G

The strain that convinced your neighbor his subwoofer is act

THC 20-25%
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🎧 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Hifi 4G

Meet Hifi 4G—Dutch Passion’s attempt to turn your grow room

THC 22-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (WiFi OG x GG4)

Hifi 4g 9

Meet the strain that sounds like a cellphone plan but smokes

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hifi 9

Hifi 9 is the love-child of WiFi OG’s gas-guzzling paranoia

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Higgs Boson

Goldenseed's Higgs Boson is the sativa that convinced stoner

THC 18%
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🔆 Sativa

High

Meet High—the strain whose name doubles as both product and

THC 20%
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⚡ Franken-Hybrid

High Amperage

The Seed Kompany’s High Amperage is the cannabis equivalent

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Ball

High Ball is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket—exc

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

High Beautiful

High Beautiful is Happy Bird Seeds’ diplomatic solution to t

THC 18%
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🟢 Low-THC Sativa

High Biscus

The strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC to act like yo

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Chew

High Chew is Moscaseeds’ love letter to everyone who’s ever

THC 20-25%
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🐒 Hybrid

High Class Chimp

This hybrid is what happens when a genius breeder locks a ch

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

High Cloudz

The strain equivalent of putting your phone on Do Not Distur

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

High Contact

Meet the strain that ghosted your social life. High Contact

THC 18-24%
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🎮 Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

High Definition

Cult Classics Seeds basically invented the OLED of weed—cris

THC 25%

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