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🔮 Couch-Lock in Candy Form

Honeymoon Runtz

Seed Supplier basically gift-wrapped a tropical vacation and

THC 18%
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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

Honeypot

Honeypot is the strain that convinced a bunch of lab-coat ne

THC 18%
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🍯 Sweet Hybrid Chaos

Honeys

Honeys is what happens when a bee gets tipsy and pollinates

THC 19-22%
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🌿 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Hong Kong

Hong Kong is the strain equivalent of a 3 a.m. dim sum run:

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Hong Kong Funky

This 50/50 hybrid from 517 Legend Seed Co. is basically if H

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica

Hong Kong Glooey

Bred over five years by Happy Bird Seeds, this sticky beast

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Midwest Couch-Lock Express

Honky Tonk Mokulele

Imagine boarding a tiny Hawaiian plane piloted by Hank Willi

THC 20%
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🌺 Tropical Hybrid

Honolulu

Meet Honolulu, the strain that turns your couch into a beach

THC 18-24%
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🏝️ Tropical Blue Dream-ish Hybrid

Honolulu Blue

Imagine Blue Dream got drunk on piña coladas and decided to

THC 18-26%
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🚂 Sativa Express

Honolulu Choo Choo

All aboard the productivity locomotive! This 18% THC sativa

THC 18%
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🌺 Tropical Sativa

Honolulu Haze

Sagarmatha Seeds basically bottled a Hawaiian vacation and f

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Sativa (With a Side of Chill)

Honolulu Haze CBD

This Seattle-bred tropical daydream slaps like a mai tai at

THC 15-25%
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✈️ Sativa Layover

Honolulu Layover

TSA pre-check for your brain: this boutique sativa packs tro

THC 19-22%
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🏝️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Honolulu Sweet

This 70% sativa hybrid is what happens when breeders trap a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Hooch

Hooch is the 50/50 hybrid that proves you can have your cake

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Hooch

Meet Hooch, the indica that basically duct-tapes you to the

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Back-Alley Indica

Hooch

Hooch is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy password—nobod

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hooch by Astrul

Meet Hooch by Astrul—the cannabis equivalent of a sensible T

THC 14-18%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hood Candyz

Hood Candyz is the strain that convinced your brain to run a

THC 25%
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🍋 Lemon-Fueled Hybrid

Hood Lemon

Imagine a Lemon Tree hooked up with an OG Kush behind a 7-El

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hood Lemon Drops

Imagine a peach and a lemon got drunk at a county fair, made

THC 20%
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🔶 Chrome-Plated Hybrid

Hood Ornament

Buckle up, buttercup—this strain is the vehicular equivalent

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Hood Sugar

Hood Sugar is Lit Farms’ love letter to anyone who’s ever wa

THC 18%
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🏆 Hybrid

Hood Trophy

Hood Trophy is the cannabis equivalent of a gold chain you c

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hood Zpumoni

Papermaker Genetix basically made a strain that’s the botani

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Hoodcandyz S1

Papermaker Genetix basically bottled the feeling of sneaking

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hoodoo

Meet Hoodoo—the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted to

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Hoodoo Mama Juju

The strain that sounds like a cursed blues song but hits lik

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Stealth Hybrid

Hoodwink

Hoodwink is the cannabis equivalent of a wolf in sheep's clo

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hoof

Hoof is Scapegoat Genetics' attempt at creating the Switzerl

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Hookers N Blow

Named by someone who definitely peaked in Vegas, Hookers N B

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Hoosier Headband

Hoosier Headband is the cannabis equivalent of that overachi

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

Hopar Valley

Hopar Valley is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you ca

THC 18%
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🟣 Heritage Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Ancestral Spirit)

Hopar Valley A23 Selection 4

Meet the strain that’s basically Gandalf’s walking stick in

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Hope of Israel

Like if Moses came down from the mountain with a joint inste

THC 23%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Brain Tornado

Horace

Horace is what happens when a bunch of science nerds lock th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Horchata

Horchata is what happens when your favorite Mexican rice dri

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Horchata

Compound Genetics basically bottled cinnamon-sugar nostalgia

THC 20%
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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Horchata

Horchata is the strain equivalent of sneaking a second churr

THC 22%
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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Horchata

Imagine drinking a cold horchata on a beach while your body

THC 20-26%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Horchata CBD

Like drinking the bottom of a bodega horchata—creamy, spiced

THC 10-16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Horchata Killerz

Imagine if horchata did a line of espresso and then ghosted

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Monster

Horchata Runtz

Imagine your horchata got invited to a candy rave and never

THC 21-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Confection

Horchata X Red Velvet

Imagine if Starbucks made weed instead of overpriced lattes—

THC 20%
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🔮 Heavy Indica

Horchataz

Imagine if a Mexican bakery and a Kush mountain had a baby w

THC 24%
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🔮 Dessert-Driven Couch Magnet

Horchatti

Named after the drink that puts babies to sleep, Horchatti i

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Indica (The Couch’s Preferred VIP)

Horizon OG

Meet Horizon OG, the strain that says "I’m not mad, just dis

THC 10-15%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Hot Box by Mother Chuckers Seeds

Hot Box is what happens when breeders can't decide between c

THC 18-23%

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